Today’s post has no focus so don’t go looking for any hidden meaning.
Instead, we present a potpourri of thoughts and images.
It’s been a month since our cute Wee Piggy passed away.
Oh how I miss you, you whinging ginger cunt.
Next …
Ms. Nations has taken up smoking…
Beast is on to Miss Scarlet’s plan to intercept The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts…
And finally…
Beware of the flying penises…
There are an awful lot of them about.
If she's not careful, Miss Scarlet may get The Seven Year Itch from Beast's scruffy beard and/or rough jacket!
ReplyDelete2nd...oh poo! xoxox
ReplyDeleteHow nice it would be to have fresh penis flown in on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteflying penises? honey, i live near the airport and nary a one has whizzed by.
ReplyDeleteXL: If she's not careful, Miss Scarlet may get The Seven Year Itch from Beast's scruffy beard and/or rough jacket!
ReplyDeleteOr his fleas.
SAVANNAH: 2nd...oh poo!
That’s rather strong language.
AYEM8Y: How nice it would be to have fresh penis flown in on a daily basis.
Being packed so closely to the Kipper Surprise might alter its flavor.
NORMADESMOND: flying penises? honey, i live near the airport and nary a one has whizzed by.
Oh thank heavens you’re back, Norma.
I’ll personally see to it that Infomaniac Airlines purchases more of them.
When I see a flying penis I celebrate the day of the spotted dick
ReplyDeleteLULU: When I see a flying penis I celebrate the day of the spotted dick
ReplyDeleteIs that another one of your many bank holidays?
Here in the United States I am feeling very sad. It is the end of the election cycle today, and we all know what that means: tomorrow is the beginning of the next election cycle.
ReplyDeleteMR. COOKIE: Here in the United States I am feeling very sad. It is the end of the election cycle today, and we all know what that means: tomorrow is the beginning of the next election cycle.
ReplyDeleteYou have my sympathies. I had to turn off the news this morning from election overkill.
I should like to put flying penises on the platform.
Is this the sort of thing that flits through your fevered imagination when you are left to your own devices Miss MJ . this explains filthy Fridays
ReplyDelete***swats flying penis***
BEAST: Is this the sort of thing that flits through your fevered imagination when you are left to your own devices Miss MJ . this explains filthy Fridays
ReplyDelete***swats flying penis***
If Ms. Nations can have flying babies, I can have flying penises.
Wait…do flying penises create flying babies?!!
So this was how the Flying Nun got airborne! And why she had that smile on her face every time she took off.
ReplyDelete"When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly."~The Flying Nun
I bet those flying penises gave quite the thrust!
Are the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts being transported via the Flying Penises?
EROS: So this was how the Flying Nun got airborne! And why she had that smile on her face every time she took off.
ReplyDelete"When lift plus thrust is greater than load plus drag, anything can fly."~The Flying Nun
I bet those flying penises gave quite the thrust!
Are the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts being transported via the Flying Penises?
I enjoy a little torque with my thrusts just for variety.
Will the flying penises charge Beast C.O.D. … Cock On Delivery?
Don't worry, Mr XL, I will wear protection! An all over latex body suit; my tartan knickers and a pair of velvet pixie boots. I will also be carrying a fly swot and a flange thrower, so I will not suffer any uncomfortable infections.
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SCARLET: Don't worry, Mr XL, I will wear protection! An all over latex body suit; my tartan knickers and a pair of velvet pixie boots. I will also be carrying a fly swot and a flange thrower, so I will not suffer any uncomfortable infections.
ReplyDeleteFlying flanges?
*looks around for the electrified mosquito racquet*
ReplyDeleteDamn those flying penises! I thought we got rid of those when Celine Dion got pregnant with twins. Argghhhh!
ReplyDeletefunilly enough I had just mentioned Miss Scarlets tartan knickers in my latest post.
ReplyDeletewe have congruency (or some such mularkey)
ROSES: *looks around for the electrified mosquito racquet*
ReplyDeleteWe assure you that no racqueteering is going on here…aside from The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Conspiracy.
RANDOM CHICK: Damn those flying penises! I thought we got rid of those when Celine Dion got pregnant with twins. Argghhhh!
Do NOT bring up the “C” word!
BEAST: funilly enough I had just mentioned Miss Scarlets tartan knickers in my latest post.
we have congruency (or some such mularkey)
What fibs are you telling now over at your filthy lair?
And stop using big words if you don’t know their meaning.
Donno if I would mind a flying penis or two.
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