Friday, November 05, 2010

Filthy Friday

We're not certain exactly what is going on here nor what is being said...

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Your comments, theories and/or translations welcome.
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33 comments:

  1. savannah8:54 PM, November 04, 2010

    first!

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  2. savannah8:58 PM, November 04, 2010

    ok, now i can read the post *snickering* yes, of course, that's a dream sequence from a little know croatian syfy comic whose name is untranslatable. i only know this because of past work in a field of work that i am not at liberty to disclose.
    xoxoxo

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  3. normadesmond9:04 PM, November 04, 2010

    it's a memo from the test kitchens of sc johnson:

    this is what upper management
    expected Raid to do out in the marketplace.

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  4. Leah9:07 PM, November 04, 2010

    Oh how I've missed filthy friday...

    in truth it appears to be transliterated Greek...

    which might or might not explain things?

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  5. Manda9:10 PM, November 04, 2010

    ..I have.. I .. I have no words!!! OH MY GOSH that is so repulsive.. Spider fetish? *HORF* I'll take Mr. Doublemint over this anyday! Euuuughhh...


    My theories? Hm. Well for one I believe that's a boy spider, for two I do not recognize the language but it's probably something like.. "You want me to stick this big cock in you, don't you?" And then "Mmmphhfffffff"


    I rate this picture 10 of 10 on the disturb scale..

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  6. LẌ9:13 PM, November 04, 2010

    I'm not exactly sure what he's saying, but you can sing it to the tune of Oh, Canada!

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  7. FirstNations9:38 PM, November 04, 2010

    Oh for heavens' sake people this is from Kafkas' first draft of 'Metamorphisis', during his early years with Marvel Comics (EU). In fact, the young Steve Ditko (of 'Spiderman' fame), just breaking into the genre, was responsible for the rendering. It had a limited publishing in Serbia, Yugoslavia and Bratislava before being banned by Catholic authorities.

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  8. FirstNations9:39 PM, November 04, 2010

    I thought EVERYONE knew that.

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  9. FirstNations9:39 PM, November 04, 2010

    I am so full of shit.

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  10. Princess12:33 AM, November 05, 2010

    That was an early Peter Parker dream sequence was it not?
    He dreamt he was being shafted by the Green Gobbler which then morphed into octopussy violating evry orifice and finally being totally slammed by the silver surfer... he wakes to discover his spider senses being tingled by MJ... Oh never mind... It's all too weird for Friday...

    Oh Canada...

    Ooh Savannah... you've gone all Knudsen on us...

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  11. mrpeenee12:40 AM, November 05, 2010

    I think it's perfectly obvious.

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  12. Jenny12:56 AM, November 05, 2010

    La Cucaracha?

    No? Not a cock roach?

    Hmmmm.

    Hai Savannah! XL, Lena and Princess too.

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  13. The Mistress2:24 AM, November 05, 2010

    SAVANNAH: first!
    ok, now i can read the post *snickering* yes, of course, that's a dream sequence from a little know croatian syfy comic whose name is untranslatable. i only know this because of past work in a field of work that i am not at liberty to disclose.

    See comment from Princess.

    NORMA: it's a memo from the test kitchens of sc johnson:
    this is what upper management
    expected Raid to do out in the marketplace.

    Do you think it would work on flying penises?

    LEAH: Oh how I've missed filthy friday...
    in truth it appears to be transliterated Greek...
    which might or might not explain things?

    It’s all Greek to me.

    MANDA: ..I have.. I .. I have no words!!! OH MY GOSH that is so repulsive.. Spider fetish? *HORF* I'll take Mr. Doublemint over this anyday! Euuuughhh...
    My theories? Hm. Well for one I believe that's a boy spider, for two I do not recognize the language but it's probably something like.. "You want me to stick this big cock in you, don't you?" And then "Mmmphhfffffff"
    I rate this picture 10 of 10 on the disturb scale..

    Have you ever partaken of our cake?

    If not, you may wish to apply your rating scale.

    XL: I'm not exactly sure what he's saying, but you can sing it to the tune of Oh, Canada!

    You’re not suggesting we call in Celine Dion?

    MS. NATIONS: Oh for heavens' sake people this is from Kafkas' first draft of 'Metamorphisis', during his early years with Marvel Comics (EU). In fact, the young Steve Ditko (of 'Spiderman' fame), just breaking into the genre, was responsible for the rendering. It had a limited publishing in Serbia, Yugoslavia and Bratislava before being banned by Catholic authorities.
    I thought EVERYONE knew that.
    I am so full of shit.

    I’ll just have to wait for the next Comic Con to find out.

    If I’m laughed out of the convention centre I’m blaming YOU.

    PRINCESS: That was an early Peter Parker dream sequence was it not?
    He dreamt he was being shafted by the Green Gobbler which then morphed into octopussy violating evry orifice and finally being totally slammed by the silver surfer... he wakes to discover his spider senses being tingled by MJ... Oh never mind... It's all too weird for Friday...
    Oh Canada...
    Ooh Savannah... you've gone all Knudsen on us...

    The other MJ, I might add.

    PEENEE: I think it's perfectly obvious.

    It’s your latest ad on rentboy dot com?

    BOXER: La Cucaracha?
    No? Not a cock roach?
    Hmmmm.
    Hai Savannah! XL, Lena and Princess too.

    Who is Lena and how much vodka have you been drinking?

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  14. Damien3:06 AM, November 05, 2010

    I...... I...... I....... oh my god I dont know where to start....


    ***thud***

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  15. Roses3:13 AM, November 05, 2010

    I....think I'll have to be back later. It's a bit much for first thing in the damndark morning. Eine hasn't kicked in yet.

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  16. LẌ4:07 AM, November 05, 2010

    Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
    The FGES and Plot...

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  17. Ms Scarlet4:54 AM, November 05, 2010

    goxx einq hooosx?
    enjaxctix qoxz!!!
    Sx

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  18. Ms Scarlet4:55 AM, November 05, 2010

    SSHHHX, Mr XQL!!
    Sx

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  19. The Mistress5:03 AM, November 05, 2010

    DAMIEN: I...... I...... I....... oh my god I dont know where to start....
    ***thud***

    No, not the thudding again.

    Last time you set off a chain reaction of Infomaniac Bitches hitting the floor.

    ROSES: I....think I'll have to be back later. It's a bit much for first thing in the damndark morning. Eine hasn't kicked in yet.

    Too much Eine
    You’ll fall on your heiney.

    XL: Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
    The FGES and Plot...

    I plan to burn Mr. Beastie in effigy.

    SCARLET: goxx einq hooosx?
    enjaxctix qoxz!!!

    How rude!

    SCARLET: SSHHHX, Mr XQL!!

    Too late, Miss Scarlet.

    FGES not only stands for Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts…

    It’s also French for Fawkes Guy En Shorts.

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  20. Lulu LaBonne6:12 AM, November 05, 2010

    "I've been growing this in the allotment and I'm going to enter it in the Funny Shaped vegetable contest - but first I have to make a hole in it"

    "ow ow ow it's prickly inside"

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  21. The Mistress7:27 AM, November 05, 2010

    LULU: "I've been growing this in the allotment and I'm going to enter it in the Funny Shaped vegetable contest - but first I have to make a hole in it"

    "ow ow ow it's prickly inside"

    It’s Alan Titchmarsh!

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  22. Anonymous7:51 AM, November 05, 2010

    FirstNations got it right, Tarkowskij tried to use it in Stalker. Borroughs' Naked Lunch reflects a bit on archnosex and Hammer-Productions tried to have a sequel of Tarantula (with Peter Lorre, directed by Russ Meyer), never made it through the censorship.

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  23. Kapitano8:13 AM, November 05, 2010

    Rule 34. It even applies for Kafka.

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  24. The Cool Cookie10:07 AM, November 05, 2010

    Today I shall put on my Andrea Dworkin Hat:

    "This is a violent insertion scene from cartoonograpghy showing the whims of the male dominated patriarchy as it defiles a creature forced into being by a nuclear explosion. Of course the spider is a woman - how else would it be possible for man to screw with creation."

    Glad I got that out of my system.

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  25. Heff10:15 AM, November 05, 2010

    In the mood for some "Spider-Style" !

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  26. Karl11:09 AM, November 05, 2010

    Good morning MJ,

    What ever it is by the second frame, it has cost her a set of legs.

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  27. The Mistress11:19 AM, November 05, 2010

    MAGO: FirstNations got it right, Tarkowskij tried to use it in Stalker. Borroughs' Naked Lunch reflects a bit on archnosex and Hammer-Productions tried to have a sequel of Tarantula (with Peter Lorre, directed by Russ Meyer), never made it through the censorship.

    Were the censors afraid of this little spider factoid?...

    “Researchers found that for male orb-weaving spiders of the species Argiope aurantia completing copulation leads to certain death. The deceased suitor's corpse is then trapped in the female genitalia. This may be a strategy to prevent other males from subsequently mating with the female, say the scientists.”

    KAPI: Rule 34. It even applies for Kafka.

    And it always applies here on Infomaniac.

    MR. COOKIE: Today I shall put on my Andrea Dworkin Hat:
    "This is a violent insertion scene from cartoonograpghy showing the whims of the male dominated patriarchy as it defiles a creature forced into being by a nuclear explosion. Of course the spider is a woman - how else would it be possible for man to screw with creation."
    Glad I got that out of my system.

    How about Bella Abzug?…now there was a feminist with a hat.

    HEFF: In the mood for some "Spider-Style"!

    Aren’t you too full from all those pork patties you put away?

    KARL: Good morning MJ,
    What ever it is by the second frame, it has cost her a set of legs.

    Karl, what’s kept you away so long?

    Are you saying she’s legless?

    She must have been at Boxer’s vodka fountain.

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  28. Random Chick2:53 PM, November 05, 2010

    How did you get your hands on Dick Cheney's uber secret confidential FBI files? He's having a close encounter with an alien for his country.

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  29. The Mistress3:35 PM, November 05, 2010

    RANDOM CHICK: How did you get your hands on Dick Cheney's uber secret confidential FBI files? He's having a close encounter with an alien for his country.

    It has always been easy for me to get my hands on dick.

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  30. BEAST3:39 PM, November 05, 2010

    I am perplexed and have no half person half spider hot sex action jokes to share
    Its a bit creepy

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  31. The Mistress3:41 PM, November 05, 2010

    BEAST: I am perplexed and have no half person half spider hot sex action jokes to share
    Its a bit creepy

    The spider woman is hiding in The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

    Bwahaha!!!

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  32. Anonymous4:35 PM, November 07, 2010

    Translation from Greek:

    - My love, it's divine!
    - Aaaaaaaah...

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  33. The Mistress5:30 PM, November 07, 2010

    Thank you, anonymous Greek translator.

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