As you can see, Miss Scarlet simply can not keep up with the calls…
We here at
Infomaniac Headquarters, deny any knowledge of the whereabouts of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts.
Nor will we confirm or deny that Miss Scarlet is "sending secret messages to her watching minions by flashing semaphore with her tartan knickers".
That being said, we have reason to believe that Miss Scarlet is being followed…
En route to The Plaid Room...
No good can come of all this.
Ohh me! Oh my! This cannot end well!
ReplyDeletePoor Miss Scarlet! *Deep sob*
Miss Scarlett, in the Plaid Room...with the Shorts.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Don Draper following Miss Scarlet?
ReplyDeletenooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteNOT THE PLAID ROOM.
The Horror! The Horror!
MANDA: Ohh me! Oh my! This cannot end well!
ReplyDeletePoor Miss Scarlet! *Deep sob*
You mustn't cry.
After all, this is your first first!
KAPI: Miss Scarlett, in the Plaid Room...with the Shorts.
I hadn’t a “clue” who did it ‘til you came along.
XL: Why is Don Draper following Miss Scarlet?
Don is using Miss Scarlet to get to Mistress MJ.
He has concerns that we haven’t held a Don Draper Day in over a year.
BOXER: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
NOT THE PLAID ROOM.
The Horror! The Horror!
It could have been worse.
You know I’m talking about the Cheese Room.
***wonders what the knicker flashing distress signal looks like***
ReplyDeleteBEAST: ***wonders what the knicker flashing distress signal looks like***
ReplyDeleteClick here for legs semaphore.
I'm simply going to the Plaid room to redecorate as I am applying for the position of Official Infomaniac Interior Designer.... it may end up looking like a secret war bunker, but that's the fashion right now....
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SCARLET: I'm simply going to the Plaid room to redecorate as I am applying for the position of Official Infomaniac Interior Designer.... it may end up looking like a secret war bunker, but that's the fashion right now....
ReplyDeleteOfficial Infomaniac Interior Designer is a title held jointly by Michael Guy and Jason.
As they haven’t popped by yet, you may want to try your hand at the Polka Dot Room.
Bizarrely I just got trapped in the Polka Dot Room and couldn't click out of it!
ReplyDeleteIs it underground? Will there be room for a big table? Will I be able to play Risk on the table? Can I have some impressive stick things so that I can move my troops around? Can it all be filmed in black and white? Should I really go and book a session with my therapist...?
Sx
If the Polka Dot Room is big enough for Donn (Canadian Donn, not Don Draper) to swing his dong, then surely it’s big enough for a gaming table.
ReplyDeleteYes, that looks satisfactory.
ReplyDeleteSx
NO! You can't redecorate the plaid room! Then it won't be the plaid room!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Miss Scarlet's war room would be much like the one in Sink The Bismarck. An intense 24/7 effort tracking her prey until she achieves her objectives!
ReplyDeleteSCARLET: Yes, that looks satisfactory.
ReplyDeleteThat’s the word from those in the know.
MR. COOKIE: NO! You can't redecorate the plaid room! Then it won't be the plaid room!
What a strong reaction!
We’re arranging for a Plaid Room guard to keep an eye on you.
XL: I'm thinking Miss Scarlet's war room would be much like the one in Sink The Bismarck. An intense 24/7 effort tracking her prey until she achieves her objectives!
I believe they employed flying flanges as well?
Is worried that donn is using cheese and chives Pringles to disguise masculine odour problem :-(
ReplyDelete***sprays Febreze liberally***
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ReplyDelete***sneaks off with shorts while the girls are preoccupied with soft furnishings and bitchin***
ReplyDelete*places a bright fuschia vase on the corner of the desk and considers her job done*
ReplyDelete*trips beast on the way out*
*still sulking*
Dunna hate me, I y'am as the gud Lard made me. With a great plower comes great response abilities ;)
ReplyDeletehold on, didn't beast win the shorts? hasn't donn already sent them? why is the plaid room being redecorated? when did the polka dot room open? why is xl going to germany? how did i get so far behind? shitgoddammithell! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteMiss J hopes those shoes are comfortable cuz they sure aren't flattering.
ReplyDeleteThey're like walking on little scotch* clouds, I presume.
ReplyDeleteI feel a Lampooning coming on, very soon!
BEAST: Is worried that donn is using cheese and chives Pringles to disguise masculine odour problem :-(
ReplyDelete***sprays Febreze liberally***
I’ll have to get up close and personal to examine for myself.
The things I do for you people.
BEAST: ***sneaks off with shorts while the girls are preoccupied with soft furnishings and bitchin***
*smacks Beast across head with decorative cushion…recently fluffed by XL*
MS. NATIONS: *places a bright fuschia vase on the corner of the desk and considers her job done*
*trips beast on the way out*
*still sulking*
Did you say still sulking or still SMOKING?
*coughs and waves away cloud of smoke*
DONN: Dunna hate me, I y'am as the gud Lard made me. With a great plower comes great response abilities ;)
How do you contain that thing once the lid’s off?
It’s like that old snake in the peanut brittle can prank.
SAVANNAH: hold on, didn't beast win the shorts? hasn't donn already sent them? why is the plaid room being redecorated? when did the polka dot room open? why is xl going to germany? how did i get so far behind? shitgoddammithell!
Try to keep up.
MISS JANEY: Miss J hopes those shoes are comfortable cuz they sure aren't flattering.
Miss Scarlet is forbidden from wearing Crocs here.
As are the rest of you!
MANDA: They're like walking on little scotch* clouds, I presume.
I feel a Lampooning coming on, very soon!
Scotch?
That reminds me…it’s happy hour.