Saturday, November 06, 2010

Another Saturday Night

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32 comments:

  1. HA - polishing mirrors again?

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  2. You need a grinder and a small golden spoon too. All I need is a spoonful of your precious love!

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  3. Let's have this version. Cream killed it in a way.

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  4. No ! No! you are supposed to sprinkle the crab powder in your knickers.......unless the crabs have migrated to your nasal hair ???

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  5. Lucy in the sky with diamonds? Or is this the return ot OZ, the grass is dead, the gold is brown and the sky has claws?

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  6. And your sober and dressed???

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  7. Crabs in the nasal hair... Hmmm.. Too much foreplay with strangers is what that sounds like!


    I love this picture. Plastic overdose, hah!

    Our Saturday nights should be scheming around a carcass roasting on a spit.

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  8. Now i know why my Secret Super Infomaniac Decoder Ring wouldnt let me into the mansion last night.

    And I always thought you shared Mistress :(

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  9. No Golden Brown here, Pete, the lady of the house just took a flight, remembering Annie, Infomaniac has to keep up some quality standarts.

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  10. I smell another stint in rehab rapidly aproaching...

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  11. If you know what day it is today, you didn't party hard enough last night.

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  12. I just hate it when narcolepsy kicks in when one is in the middle of icing a cake.


    'Petra: Love the Scissor Sisters line!

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  13. NORMADESMOND: at least you have a mirror.

    You’re snorting it off some young houseboy’s ass, aren’t you, dear?

    MAGO: HA - polishing mirrors again? You need a grinder and a small golden spoon too. All I need is a spoonful of your precious love!
    Let's have this version. Cream killed it in a way.


    You’re purposely feeding my Howlin’ Wolf jones.

    BEAST: No ! No! you are supposed to sprinkle the crab powder in your knickers.......unless the crabs have migrated to your nasal hair ???

    IF, I said IF you ever get your mitts on The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, the next winner will require copious amounts of crab powder after you’ve worn them.

    And Febreze…but that goes without saying.

    CYBERPOOF: Lucy in the sky with diamonds? Or is this the return ot OZ, the grass is dead, the gold is brown and the sky has claws?

    What once was Emerald City is now a crystal town.

    SID: And your sober and dressed???

    There’s a first time for everything.

    Though I realize you’ve never seen me in either state.

    MANDA: Crabs in the nasal hair... Hmmm.. Too much foreplay with strangers is what that sounds like!
    I love this picture. Plastic overdose, hah!
    Our Saturday nights should be scheming around a carcass roasting on a spit.


    DO tell us a little about yourself, Manda.

    You’ve been visiting since October and we still don’t know a thing about you or how you ended up in a cesspool like Infomaniac.

    DAMIEN: Now i know why my Secret Super Infomaniac Decoder Ring wouldnt let me into the mansion last night.
    And I always thought you shared Mistress :(


    Would a Hollywood Finger Cigarette Ring do in its place?

    Now on sale through the Infomaniac Shopping Network.

    MAGO: No Golden Brown here, Pete, the lady of the house just took a flight, remembering Annie, Infomaniac has to keep up some quality standarts.

    Keef!

    PRINCESS: I smell another stint in rehab rapidly aproaching...

    I say no, no, no!

    Remember the last time?

    KAPI: If you know what day it is today, you didn't party hard enough last night.

    But I don’t know what time it is.

    Has someone been fiddling with the clocks overnight?

    IVD: I just hate it when narcolepsy kicks in when one is in the middle of icing a cake.
    'Petra: Love the Scissor Sisters line!


    Did someone mention cake?

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  14. No mistress. No one mentioned cake. It was your warped imagination.

    Again.

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  16. 'Nasca il giorno, o il giorno muoia,
    sempre lieta ne´ ritrovi,
    a diletti sempre nuovi
    dee volare il mio pensier' and stuff.

    Barbie is my role model.

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  17. *sneaks some kosher salt into Mago's deering*

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  18. ROSES: No mistress. No one mentioned cake. It was your warped imagination.
    Again.


    Don’t make me send you to the Oubliette.

    NATIONS: 'Nasca il giorno, o il giorno muoia,
    sempre lieta ne´ ritrovi,
    a diletti sempre nuovi
    dee volare il mio pensier' and stuff.
    Barbie is my role model.
    *sneaks some kosher salt into Mago's deering*


    I’m not listening to anything you say after finding that stray butthair of yours in my soup over at Donn’s.

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  19. ...it was either that or wise cut... wise line....???
    I still can't decide...
    Sx

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  20. SCARLET: I can't think of a wise crack.

    You have more important plots to ponder such as confiscating The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

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  21. Whoa! Do you see what just happened there?

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  22. Well, I started reading the Infomaniac through TBJ's SSUWAT which I found through a blog that reviews perfume called The Non-Blonde.

    I'm 22 years old and I do not have a blog, I live in San Diego, California. I enjoy reading things that give me food for thought and make me laugh, which is why I read and enjoy every bit and piece of the Infomaniac and TBJs blog as well. I've also started reading FirstNation's blog after being completely inspired by her "It gets better" post.

    I also enjoy being around intellectual people and everyone here seems very intellectual with the ability to joke and have an amusing time. I suffer from occasional depression, over-thinking and self-consciousness, so when I can find a place with amusing people that I can contribute my own wacky input I tend to stay there.


    I have gone to culinary school and intend to be a pastry chef when I am finished. I also enjoy the company of crazy people.

    Anyway! That's about all. :3

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  23. What's wrong with enjoying a sherbet dib dab dob?

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  24. IVD: * ducks *
    Lawks! STC collision!


    It’s happening more and more since I’ve joined The Coven.

    SCARLET: Are we like sisters now?

    See comment from Ms. Nations, below you.

    NATIONS: Now you have to get married.

    Now you have to bite me.

    EROS: Come on Barbie let's go party!

    I think that’s CyberPete and his little friends.

    MAGO: My deering's salty now.

    You make it sound dirty.

    MANDA: Well, I started reading the Infomaniac through TBJ's SSUWAT which I found through a blog that reviews perfume called The Non-Blonde.
    I'm 22 years old and I do not have a blog, I live in San Diego, California. I enjoy reading things that give me food for thought and make me laugh, which is why I read and enjoy every bit and piece of the Infomaniac and TBJs blog as well. I've also started reading FirstNation's blog after being completely inspired by her "It gets better" post.
    I also enjoy being around intellectual people and everyone here seems very intellectual with the ability to joke and have an amusing time. I suffer from occasional depression, over-thinking and self-consciousness, so when I can find a place with amusing people that I can contribute my own wacky input I tend to stay there.
    I have gone to culinary school and intend to be a pastry chef when I am finished. I also enjoy the company of crazy people.
    Anyway! That's about all. :3


    I misread that as “I also enjoy being around ineffectual people.”

    TJB brings much needed glamour into our tawdry little lives over at “Stirred, Straight Up, With A Twist.” He may seem suave and debonair but did you know that he sends the FILTHIEST photos to Mistress MJ from time to time?

    First Nations is not only inspiring, she makes good soup! But watch out for stray butthairs.

    Since you’re at culinary school, you should also check out Manuel at “Well Done Fillet” for amusing stories from the food industry.

    Here on Infomaniac, we encourage you to overDRINK rather than overTHINK.

    GEOFF: What's wrong with enjoying a sherbet dib dab dob?

    What’s wrong is that we don’t have that here in The Colonies.

    Looks like I’m missing out.

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  25. Has it turned me into a vampire??
    Sx

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