Friday, November 12, 2010

Filthy Friday

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Note: Mistress MJ will pop ‘round to visit you all sometime this weekend.
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39 comments:

  1. Random Chick9:02 PM, November 11, 2010

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Random Chick9:02 PM, November 11, 2010

    I haven't been able to do that in sooooo long. It feels good.

    Now, for my comment to the photo: Why? Just why???

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  3. savannah9:19 PM, November 11, 2010

    euwwwwwwwwww

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  4. mrpeenee10:44 PM, November 11, 2010

    What? I can't hear anything. Turn up the volume.

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  5. normadesmond10:50 PM, November 11, 2010

    but is it dolby?

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  6. Moonblossom11:28 PM, November 11, 2010

    Oh my god.. SO THAT'S what a foreskin is for! ...Does anyone else think his nads look like a holiday turkey's skin before it's cooked?

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  7. Princess12:02 AM, November 12, 2010

    I'd like to see him try an 8 track...

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  8. CyberPete1:00 AM, November 12, 2010

    Now where is play?

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  9. BEAST1:43 AM, November 12, 2010

    yikes ! its the evil Dr Dyson and his flexible crevice tool

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  10. Damien2:23 AM, November 12, 2010

    ***damien looks down at his winky with a foreskin***

    ***damien looks at photo***

    *** damien looks back down at his own uncut winky and speaks***

    I will never do that to you I promise.....

    And no the obligatory..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............

    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  11. Roses2:23 AM, November 12, 2010

    Where's the eject button?

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  12. The Mistress4:09 AM, November 12, 2010

    RANDOM CHICK: FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I haven't been able to do that in sooooo long. It feels good.
    Now, for my comment to the photo: Why? Just why???

    Because it’s there?

    SAVANNAH: euwwwwwwwwww

    Euwwwwwwwwww2.

    PEENEE: What? I can't hear anything. Turn up the volume.

    To eleven?

    NORMADESMOND: but is it dolby?

    It’s Dobly.

    It was mixed all wrong, wasn't it?

    MANDA: Oh my god.. SO THAT'S what a foreskin is for! ...Does anyone else think his nads look like a holiday turkey's skin before it's cooked?

    A foreskin doubles as a changepurse.

    PRINCESS: I'd like to see him try an 8 track...

    Be sure to clean the head first as they have a problem with residue.

    CYBERPOOF: Now where is play?

    You have to know which of his buttons to press.

    BEAST: yikes ! its the evil Dr Dyson and his flexible crevice tool

    Rides on a ball for greater manoeuvrability!

    DAMIEN: ***damien looks down at his winky with a foreskin***
    ***damien looks at photo***
    *** damien looks back down at his own uncut winky and speaks***
    I will never do that to you I promise.....
    And no the obligatory..... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

    Well, if you change your mind, be sure to send us photos.

    ROSES: Where's the eject button?

    Why don’t you get together with CyberPete to study the manual?

    He seems confused too.

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  13. hayward7:30 AM, November 12, 2010

    Is that Neil Sedaka I hear playing out of the speaker shoved in his ass?

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  14. Karl8:37 AM, November 12, 2010

    Good morning MJ,

    You know you're really stretching it this time.

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  15. Steve9:42 AM, November 12, 2010

    Dear Mistress,
    I used to be known as Princess but I seemed to have lost the keys to "The Palais" The landlord seems to have locked me out and i don't even know if i exist sany more.

    You have mail...

    So... if you bitches still want to talk to me.. pop on over to my other blog until this situation is sorted... Just ckick on the avitar and find me...

    Time for some medicinal Vodka me thinks...

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  16. normadesmond9:42 AM, November 12, 2010

    i just realized, that thing probably eats every tape you insert.

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  17. eroswings9:45 AM, November 12, 2010

    It's a mix tape of the greatest hits from Test Icicles, Crazy Penis, and Gay Dad...uncut!

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  18. Princess9:58 AM, November 12, 2010

    Sorry dharlings I'm back. False alarm. Momentary Glich.
    SNAFU.
    I'm buggered if i know what happened but the keys miraculously turned up under my arse.
    Sisregard the message from that interloper Shteve. Such a Drunk! Unless of course you still wish to visit him.

    Thank you Dear Mistress.

    End Transmission..

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  19. The Mistress10:44 AM, November 12, 2010

    HAYWARD: Is that Neil Sedaka I hear playing out of the speaker shoved in his ass?

    Now you’ve gone and done it.

    I’ve got Calendar Girl in my head!

    KARL: Good morning MJ,
    You know you're really stretching it this time.

    Oh Karl.

    No wait…that’s Oh Carole. See? I’ve still got Sedaka on my mind!

    STEVE: Dear Mistress,
    I used to be known as Princess but I seemed to have lost the keys to "The Palais" The landlord seems to have locked me out and i don't even know if i exist sany more.
    You have mail...
    So... if you bitches still want to talk to me.. pop on over to my other blog until this situation is sorted... Just ckick on the avitar and find me...
    Time for some medicinal Vodka me thinks...

    What kind of name is STEVE for a PRINCESS?!

    NORMADESMOND: i just realized, that thing probably eats every tape you insert.

    That problem can be cured by cleaning the shaft.

    EROS: It's a mix tape of the greatest hits from Test Icicles, Crazy Penis, and Gay Dad...uncut!

    I see these are all Brit bands proving what we already know…that the English are a filthy lot.

    PRINCESS: Sorry dharlings I'm back. False alarm. Momentary Glich.
    SNAFU.
    I'm buggered if i know what happened but the keys miraculously turned up under my arse.
    Sisregard the message from that interloper Shteve. Such a Drunk! Unless of course you still wish to visit him.
    Thank you Dear Mistress.
    End Transmission..

    You found the keys?

    Gentlemen, start your engines.

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  20. Kapitano10:46 AM, November 12, 2010

    Yep, foreskins are fun. If the yanks had more foreskin they enjoy their, um, yanks...more.

    Fact: I have 60% more nerve endings in my pristine penis than all you with your whittled whangers. And that's why I'm at peace with myself, and you nearly elected Sharon Angle.

    (Kapitano's foreskin is available for weddings, birthdays, bah miz...no, not bah mitzvahs.)

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  21. Heff10:53 AM, November 12, 2010

    "Just Press "Play"" !

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  22. Inexplicable DeVice11:50 AM, November 12, 2010

    I was aghast. AGHAST, I tell you at Random Chick's "I haven't been able to do that in sooooo long. It feels good."
    For a fleeting moment, I thought the dear girl meant the 'Soundwave' trick not that she was first.

    * and relaxes *

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  23. The Mistress12:12 PM, November 12, 2010

    KAPI: Yep, foreskins are fun. If the yanks had more foreskin they enjoy their, um, yanks...more.
    Fact: I have 60% more nerve endings in my pristine penis than all you with your whittled whangers. And that's why I'm at peace with myself, and you nearly elected Sharon Angle.
    (Kapitano's foreskin is available for weddings, birthdays, bah miz...no, not bah mitzvahs.)

    Does your foreskin do supermarket openings?

    Mr. Nude Infomaniac hasn’t been keeping up his end of the deal.

    HEFF: "Just Press "Play"" !

    Is this a Butlik demo tape?

    IVD: I was aghast. AGHAST, I tell you at Random Chick's "I haven't been able to do that in sooooo long. It feels good."
    For a fleeting moment, I thought the dear girl meant the 'Soundwave' trick not that she was first.
    * and relaxes *

    This whole genre goes over Mistress MJ’s head like so many Decepticons.

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  24. Kelly Red12:19 PM, November 12, 2010

    If only I was able to "rewind" that photo from my mind!

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  25. Jenny1:41 PM, November 12, 2010

    oh dear God. Will this dude ever pee normally again?????

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  26. Moonblossom2:18 PM, November 12, 2010

    It can't be very comfortable doing that.. I wonder if people get kicks like when people do 'sounding'

    *Gag*


    ... *Faint*

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  27. Miss Janey4:52 PM, November 12, 2010

    Mixed tape anyone?

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  28. The Cool Cookie5:49 PM, November 12, 2010

    Well, thats one way of pinching a cassette tape from Sam Goody....

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  29. FirstNations6:01 PM, November 12, 2010

    Now, aren't you glad the 70's are over, Mr. Flappy foreskin man? I'd like to see you try that trick with an eight-track. Hell, with an lp. In any event, Happy Holidays, sir.

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  30. Mitzi 6:35 PM, November 12, 2010

    I wonder if it's a tape of Chuck Berry singing about his silver bells hanging off or something similar.

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  31. The Mistress8:22 PM, November 12, 2010

    KELLY RED: If only I was able to "rewind" that photo from my mind!

    Rewinding causes Satanic messages!

    BOXER: oh dear God. Will this dude ever pee normally again?????

    I’m going to have to put up a sign in the Infomaniac powder room…

    If you sprinkle while you tinkle please be neat and wipe the seat!

    MANDA: It can't be very comfortable doing that.. I wonder if people get kicks like when people do 'sounding'
    *Gag*
    ... *Faint*

    I’ll let you do the research and report back to us.

    MISS JANEY: Mixed tape anyone?

    Are we going on a road trip with Miss J?

    MR. COOKIE: Well, thats one way of pinching a cassette tape from Sam Goody....

    Especially if it’s the Stones’ “Sticky Fingers”.

    NATIONS: Now, aren't you glad the 70's are over, Mr. Flappy foreskin man? I'd like to see you try that trick with an eight-track. Hell, with an lp. In any event, Happy Holidays, sir.

    How about a 78?

    That’s going to earn him the nickname “Stretch”.

    MITZI: I wonder if it's a tape of Chuck Berry singing about his silver bells hanging off or something similar.

    Worst Chuck Berry song ever yet the most popular.

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  32. Romeo Morningwood12:20 AM, November 13, 2010

    I don't care where you're from that's gonna leave a mark!
    Pulling that tape out after it snaps is going to hurt like a mofo..like pulling tinsel out the cats butt on Christmas morning..
    meoOOOOOWWWWW!

    Random Chick does have a valid point but much like the universal why-a-dog-licks-his-balls-theory, it all boils down to because he can. My peeps don't get to keep their tuques on even though it would come in handy in this climate.

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  33. The Mistress4:57 AM, November 13, 2010

    DONN: I don't care where you're from that's gonna leave a mark!
    Pulling that tape out after it snaps is going to hurt like a mofo..like pulling tinsel out the cats butt on Christmas morning..
    meoOOOOOWWWWW!
    Random Chick does have a valid point but much like the universal why-a-dog-licks-his-balls-theory, it all boils down to because he can. My peeps don't get to keep their tuques on even though it would come in handy in this climate.

    I’ve knit you something.

    Should I have used more wool?

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  34. Stacia5:55 AM, November 13, 2010

    I tried to glance away in horror and sympathetic pain, only to notice a suspicious white straw like thing emanating from one of his testes. My brain has gone into "save yourself" mode and decided that it's an optical illusion.

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  35. Anonymous6:25 AM, November 13, 2010

    No illusion. Dude wears a bathing slip and its a ribbon.

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  36. The Mistress7:22 AM, November 13, 2010

    STACIA & MAGO: It looks like a tampon string!

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  37. Anonymous4:26 PM, November 13, 2010

    A fuse ...

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  38. Seraph + Splendor5:55 PM, November 13, 2010

    ...oh, hell...that's what we get for leaving our cassettes laying around...
    S+S

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  39. The Mistress8:24 PM, November 13, 2010

    MAGO: A fuse ...

    A short fuse.

    SERAPH + SPLENDOR: ...oh, hell...that's what we get for leaving our cassettes laying around...

    How many times have I told you kids to clean your rooms?

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