Wednesday, November 03, 2010

Gay Buddies

Do you have a gay buddy?

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Tell us all about him!

27 comments:

  1. I do indeed, not that it surprises you I'm sure.

    He's a sweetheart and I adore and love (not in THAT way) dearly.

    How about you MJ sweetheart?

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  2. Yay first! (and second)

    All in your honour Piggy. Heart you!

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  3. Of course. We all like to strip and get our wild crazy dance on!

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  4. My gay friend? I'm sleeping with him tonight!

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  5. I have two gay darlings! They're both very special to me. They are both so unique, one is Chinese in heritage and the other is Italian in heritage. One flirts openly with anyone in a playful manner and the other is extremely hyper and bubbly.

    They're awesome and I wouldn't be the same without my two gay best friends.

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  6. i do have a gay buddy. he's morbidly obese, doesn't move very well and is obsessive-compulsive. though neither one of us is single, i know he's always lusted after me. he loves to talk about sex, while i want to vomit when he does. sorry, but i find no mirth in girth. i almost set him adrift this past summer, he made me so mad, but since he's my only friend here, i gave him another chance.

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  7. @Norm:

    Let him at you, and make sure it's the crappest sex ever. Works for me.

    Eventually.

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  8. My gay buddy is a tragically closeted Republican.
    And no, it's not Ken Mehlman.
    Or Larry Craig.
    Or Charlie Crist.
    Or Mark Foley.
    Or Ted Haggard....

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  9. Wait, what's a "two-way Romeo?"

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  10. kap: i just couldn't. i know i'm awful and shallow, but cascading mounds of flesh would leave me softer than soft. i'm not talking a little extra around the middle, i'm talking 5...600 pounds. he could easily pay property tax for the terra firma he covers.

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  11. Patrick who is no longer with us. Vance my rich drunk friend who has houses in Atlanta, a fab Victorian in Pensacola (it's nice to see the flamboyant gay interior still lives on) and a beach house. The boyfriend who is a jerk most times and Jason in New Orleans. Another Jason here in town who is exacerbating.

    Gay friends are a lot of work.

    Faghags are the best but not gay.

    Lesbians are the most stable of the gay population and that’s not right.

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  12. No gay best friend IRL, I'm afraid.

    I'm not fabulous enough to be a fag-hag. Apparently, my need to be in comfy clothing, sends the queens running and screaming.

    I make up for it on here. I can be found propped up against the wall, singing Kylie tunes with Cyberpete most evenings. Princess also keeps trying to take my wardrobe in hand.

    The problem is we have the same taste in men. Unfortunately, Princess has more luck than me.

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  13. I had a dog who was gay. Every time he saw my neighbour's dog he'd go really silly and soppy - he was totally besotted.
    Sx

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  14. Oh yes... there you are Damien. And i thought i was the good time to be had by all...;-)

    Gay Friends? I've lost track of many of them since moving from one end of the country to the other. And just haven't gotten round to making new ones. Well apart from all you wonderful bitches of course...
    I do have a friendly fruit fly or two. They're great fun and there are never any compications of a sexual nature. Unless of course we argue over the same cock!

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  15. I have rediscovered a 'gay buddy.' He lives in Palm Springs and a real sport; we often pitch tents when he's in town...

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  16. I am my own gay best friend. I'm a package deal! A nice motherly soup cooking lady AND a rankass, insinuating, taciturn blues hound. And both of us have moustaches!

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  17. *wants to make soup and lick it off MJ's tits*

    * or no, wait....that's not clean.*

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  18. If it's Laudanum Soup, I'm in!

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  19. BITCHES: Mistress MJ has been lounging about on her fainting chaise with a splitting headache all day.

    Rest assured Filthy Friday will appear here tomorrow but in the meantime I must take my medicine and relax.

    p.s. So as not to alarm Norma, no photos men over 400 pounds will be posted.

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  20. Those poofs on the book cover look really irritating

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  21. ***sips stock from First Nations wellington boot****

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  22. A nightstand book, Mr. Beast.

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  23. well, at least someone is listening to me.

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  24. Hug your gay buddies today, bitches!

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  25. Besotted...? Have I committed a faux pas? *Goes red*
    *spends rest of morning checking on google*
    Sx

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