Friday, November 12, 2010

Friday Night


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12 comments:

  1. Look at all those undergarments! Pity they aren't as popular anymore..

    I wonder if she's stretching out after a long night of the vixen lifestyle or she's unconscious from dipping into the well a bit too much. Either way she reminds me of a cat.

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  2. I never signed a model release, MJ.
    *note to self: get sofa reupholstered*

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  3. FUCK ME !! I didnt know there was a bloody camera in the room....


    CUNTS !!!


    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  4. A lady never removes her gloves. Particularly when preparing for a night in....

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  5. you can lie there all night like that, doesn't mean anyone's gonna fuck you. believe me, i know.

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  6. The coroner will conclude that the cause of death was a lethal combination of boredom, bat-envy, and tequila. What a way to go?

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  7. Enid was so upset on hearing DIxie say that her curtains and rugs didn't match, she had her sectional reupholstered to go with the carpet. By the time Dixie explained what she really meant, it was, tragically, too late.

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  8. Dixie closed her eyes and relaxed into her yoga pose.

    The stress of the matching carpet and furniture just slipped away.

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  9. MANDA: Look at all those undergarments! Pity they aren't as popular anymore..
    I wonder if she's stretching out after a long night of the vixen lifestyle or she's unconscious from dipping into the well a bit too much. Either way she reminds me of a cat.


    See more vintage foundation garments here as modeled by Infomaniac Bitches.

    NATIONS: I never signed a model release, MJ.
    *note to self: get sofa reupholstered*


    It’s not necessary to have the couch match the carpet.

    The curtains and carpet, however… (see comment from Mr. Peenee)

    DAMIEN: FUCK ME !! I didnt know there was a bloody camera in the room....
    CUNTS !!!
    ***places single chaste kiss on Mistress' feet as is proper***


    If there hadn’t been a camera, you would have asked for one.

    PRINCESS: A lady never removes her gloves. Particularly when preparing for a night in....

    So true, Princess.

    One MUST leave a little mystery.

    NORMADESMOND: you can lie there all night like that, doesn't mean anyone's gonna fuck you. believe me, i know.

    Leave the curtains open next time, Norma.

    DONN: The coroner will conclude that the cause of death was a lethal combination of boredom, bat-envy, and tequila. What a way to go?

    Is there a recipe for that in the “Joy of Mixology”?

    PEENEE: Enid was so upset on hearing DIxie say that her curtains and rugs didn't match, she had her sectional reupholstered to go with the carpet. By the time Dixie explained what she really meant, it was, tragically, too late.

    One must suffer for beauty.

    ROSES: Dixie closed her eyes and relaxed into her yoga pose.
    The stress of the matching carpet and furniture just slipped away.


    Here’s a guide to drunken yoga.

    I know you’ll be needing this.

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  10. MAGO: and Saturday morning ...

    She should have flown Infomaniac Airlines.

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  11. Are you sure that it isn't really Saturday morning?

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