Friday, November 19, 2010

Girls’ Night Out

It’s another wild weekend ahead as a gaggle of Infomaniac Bitches prepare for a night on the town.

Jason, Normadesmond and Hayward gather round as Cookie applies her makeup…


Meanwhile, Princess, CyberPete and AyeM8y are already painting the town red!...

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Have fun tonight, ladies!

28 comments:

  1. Are they going to a key party?

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  2. Thank you darrrrrrrling, I've had some vintage Dom Perignon. It was divine. Was also given 3 gold rings.

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  3. Not nipple and matching nose rings I hope... How Gauche...
    I'm really looking forward to a night on the tiles... I mean town with the girls. Heads up Tits out it's my turn to shout. More Dom Petra?

    Oh Hai Xl.... Grey Goose for you Perchance?

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  4. I get my height naturally, without the aid of cheap Thom McAn's

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  5. Sure, it's al laffs now, but you know the evening will end in tears, recriminations, and cat fights.

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  6. I myself have never EVER looked that f*cking glamorous.
    *shame spiralling into a large cocktail

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  7. I think my kerchief is very Grace Kelly, don't you?

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  8. damn, they look better than I do in makeup. boo.

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  9. XL: Are they going to a key party?

    Or dating locksmiths?

    CYBERPOOF: Thank you darrrrrrrling, I've had some vintage Dom Perignon. It was divine. Was also given 3 gold rings.

    Cock rings?

    PRINCESS: Not nipple and matching nose rings I hope... How Gauche...
    I'm really looking forward to a night on the tiles... I mean town with the girls. Heads up Tits out it's my turn to shout. More Dom Petra?
    Oh Hai Xl.... Grey Goose for you Perchance?


    Your outfit leaves nothing to the imagination.

    COOKIE: I get my height naturally, without the aid of cheap Thom McAn's

    With that attitude, it’s no wonder they went out of business.

    PEENEE: Sure, it's al laffs now, but you know the evening will end in tears, recriminations, and cat fights.

    Which is why you weren’t invited!...this time.

    DONN: I myself have never EVER looked that f*cking glamorous.
    *shame spiralling into a large cocktail


    I’d have to disagree, Donnatella.

    After all, you were Miss Winnipeg.

    JASON: I think my kerchief is very Grace Kelly, don't you?

    I think you’re just hiding a bad hair day.

    BOXER: damn, they look better than I do in makeup. boo.

    Don’t go to the cosmetics counter without them!

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  10. Damn, the laydeez look fine.

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  11. Are Jason, Normadesmond and Hayward in fancy dress?
    They look for all the world like Queen Liz, Norris from Coronation St and Hilda Ogden (from before Norris' time).

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  12. ROSES: Damn, the laydeez look fine.

    You don’t look bad either considering you just STC-crashed with IVD.

    IVD: Are Jason, Normadesmond and Hayward in fancy dress?
    They look for all the world like Queen Liz, Norris from Coronation St and Hilda Ogden (from before Norris' time).


    She DOES look like Norris!

    IVD: Yaaaargh! STC Crash! Sorry Roses.

    As you mentioned, STC crashes are happening more and more since I’ve joined The Coven.

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  13. No, not cock rings.

    They were my dearly departed aunts old finger rings. They are fierce. One can actually do a little damage as a knucleduster.

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  14. Oh and princess? Darrrrrrrling, always more Dom. It's divine and I highly recommend it to everyone

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  15. Princess has great gams! Look at those sessy knees.

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  16. Them are high maintenance knees.
    As usual oe way or the other i'll be on them by the end of the night!

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  17. Is that job training at Cookie's Cathouse? Note the wall o' keys.

    And the second photo must be the competition down the street. They clearly serve a better clientele.

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  18. CYBERPOOF: No, not cock rings.
    They were my dearly departed aunts old finger rings. They are fierce. One can actually do a little damage as a knucleduster.
    Oh and princess? Darrrrrrrling, always more Dom. It's divine and I highly recommend it to everyone


    Combine your knuckleduster rings with your stiletto heels and you’re a lethal weapon!

    STACIA: Princess has great gams! Look at those sessy knees.

    See comment below, from Princess.

    PRINCESS: Them are high maintenance knees.
    As usual oe way or the other i'll be on them by the end of the night!


    And you won’t be down there praying!

    HAYWARD: Is that job training at Cookie's Cathouse? Note the wall o' keys.
    And the second photo must be the competition down the street. They clearly serve a better clientele.


    I, for one, would like to comment on your perky breasts.

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  19. gawd! once again, waiting for cookie to brush those broadloom eyebrows into place. she thinks she's crawford's twin!

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  20. NORMADESMOND: gawd! once again, waiting for cookie to brush those broadloom eyebrows into place. she thinks she's crawford's twin!

    She’ll be making us all call her “Mommie, dearest” next.

    And then we’ll have to scrub her floors.

    This floor is not clean! Look at it! This floor is not clean! None of it... this floor is not clean. Nothing is clean. This whole place is a mess!

    Oh Norma, I’m exhausted just thinking about it.

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  21. You can say that again. A pair of gold Bridget's Back Louboutin peep toe ankle boots and my knuckleduster rings and the chavs will be running away screaming.

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  22. Peenee Sure, it's al laffs now, but you know the evening will end in tears, recriminations, and cat fights.

    I know - and I can't tell you how excited I am to see who ends up crying the loudest, and the longest!

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  23. jason: I think my kerchief is very Grace Kelly, don't you?

    Now just where did I leave that steering wheel necklace from the last time I dressed up as Grace?

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  24. Enough chit-chat, gals.

    We're moving on to Saturday night.

    Fasten your seat belts.

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  25. Damn I looked good Saturday night! Of course there is a trail of red paint that leads right to my front door.

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