Sunday, November 21, 2010

The Infomaniac Inn

In our previous post, we read the sordid truth about those side street hotels “for men only.”

Mistress MJ is toying with the idea of purchasing one of these hotels/motels as a place to accommodate you for the night when the rooms at Infomaniac headquarters are fully booked.

Which of the two properties I’ve looked at so far do you prefer?...

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19 comments:

  1. Have you been away so long that you've forgotten what one says when one is first?

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  2. i must take the bad...that adorable little fin-tailed mercedes must be owned by exactly the kind of man i must meet.

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  3. I can almost smell his dirty money and cheap aftershave, Norma.

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  4. How about the Mad Motel? Is it for sale?

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  5. I prefer number one. The DKW next to the Merc is mine. And I dislike cable tv.

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  6. Oxnard, California has a place called the Marv Inn. Buy that.

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  7. The PINK!

    They have cable and a pool.

    And Tinkerbell always buzzes my John's in. Saves time as I seldom get out of bed except to change panties after every fourth trick following a quick wash in the pool.

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  8. Having worked at both I can vouch for the fact that neither one ever washes the duvet more than twice a year and that an ultraviolet jizz light would illuminate a darkened suite like Las Vegas at Christmas. Don't forget to check for the dead hooker in the box spring, kids!

    I'd choose the Bad Motel. Honesty in advertising would bring in exactly the kind of clientelle little Muks like...tattooed, hairy and laden with pharmaceuticals!

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  9. My vote is Pink too. Who can turn down Cable and a Pool?

    Do the rooms also come with "magic fingers?"

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  10. I don't do bad hotels. Life's too short.

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  11. I believe Nations, I don't even touch motel duvets with my shoes!

    Like a scene out of the Matrix, I always shoot a huge EMP wave into the room to completely disable the layers of cootie sentinels.

    I just threw up in my mouth thinking aboot it.

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  12. I'll go with Pink thanks.

    I walked with my own duvet and cootie killer.

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  13. I've taken the liberty of booking us in to stay with that nice Bates Boy... I've heard the showers are just Killer...

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  14. I've always been a Pink Lad myself :)

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  15. Buy both of them. Of course you'll need a bevy of new employees to keep things clean.

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  16. BITCHES: Thanks to everyone for your input.

    We have decided to go with Hayward’s suggestion.

    See Monday’s post.

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  17. The Pink. who has the time to watch telly when there's money to be made. Can I have my key please? I've got a punter.

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  18. MITZI: You don’t waste any time, do you?

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