Monday, November 29, 2010

What's Up, Bitches?


Mistress MJ is too lazy tired to visit all of you so please summarize what you've been blogging about these past few days.
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24 comments:

  1. LẌ9:54 PM, November 29, 2010

    Ich bin ein Berliner!

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  2. FirstNations10:08 PM, November 29, 2010

    ...president Kennedy? Donuts? Huh?

    As for me? Jack Shit.

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  3. Princess10:36 PM, November 29, 2010

    I've been busy at the Movies, meditating,Finding out what flower I am and Blowing Bubbles at bathtime. Oh.. And trying to keep my feet dry wondering if it will ever stop raining here....

    Oh Hai XL... Ms Nations...

    *looks up "archive" for Ms Nations last post*

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  4. normadesmond10:45 PM, November 29, 2010

    securing nylons to a garter belt is tough work. maybe you should lie down...with your nyloned legs up.

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  5. Moonblossom10:55 PM, November 29, 2010

    Absolutely nothing! However, you were missed. Hope you had a great weekend and don't forget to relax!

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  6. Anonymous12:12 AM, November 30, 2010

    i don't really know.

    huh.

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  7. CyberPete12:18 AM, November 30, 2010

    I spilled the beans on what my perfect man is like.

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  8. FirstNations12:22 AM, November 30, 2010

    Actually I just posted about my new tattoos, and my sourdough starter which is named Doug or something.

    oh hai Princess!

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice1:24 AM, November 30, 2010

    |Why MJ, have you been away?

    OK, so that wasn't mine - I think someone witty said something along those lines when you last disappeared. I just wanted to be first with it this time. Which I am, so: Yay! First!


    Anyway, as to what I've been up to: Not eating children and having a dream suitable for 'Petra.

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  10. BEAST1:37 AM, November 30, 2010

    I have been churning out the first of the xmas party meals for Dorchester Prison Guards Party while you have been cavorting with the french and humming Celine Dion tunes . I have not blogged yet

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  11. Roses2:05 AM, November 30, 2010

    I've been whinging and drinking. No change there then.

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  12. Kapitano3:18 AM, November 30, 2010

    I've been blogging about MJ's secret life of depravity. No, not the public life of depravity we all know about - that's just a front. I've been delving into the secrets and highs that only the truly debauched can even dream of.

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  13. Damien4:14 AM, November 30, 2010

    ........my penis............


    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  14. Ms Scarlet6:42 AM, November 30, 2010

    I have stalled on a pencil.
    But John Lewis and the puppy fiasco is whirring in my head...
    Sx

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  15. Stacia6:50 AM, November 30, 2010

    Pfft. Nothing. I have no time to do anything worthwhile. My desk is a mess and... wait, this isn't the venting thread, is it?

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  16. Anonymous6:54 AM, November 30, 2010

    I spent my time at the desk reading and in Detroit.

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  17. The Cool Cookie8:16 AM, November 30, 2010

    How, when starting to clean out my mothers home, I did not (thankfully) find any personal "appliances" or the like. My mother was lady. Or she threw them out in advance.

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  18. savannah9:31 AM, November 30, 2010

    i posted pictures of other people doing stuff. xoxox

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  19. The Mistress10:12 AM, November 30, 2010

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ will begin making the rounds now…starting with a peek at Damien’s wenis.

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  20. Heff10:48 AM, November 30, 2010

    The decline of Western Civilization regarding cake farts.

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  21. Roxy3:02 PM, November 30, 2010

    I sat in on drums for a nightclub band after their drummer collapsed right before his solo - I finished the solo, the drummer died, and I got the standing ovation. Life continues to be good.

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  22. Mitzi 5:16 PM, November 30, 2010

    Hand relief and slappers in the snow the usual bag of shite. Oh and a beautiful new header of Hilda Ogden enjoying a fag.

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  23. designing wally8:09 PM, November 30, 2010

    let me see...
    i blogged about....
    drinking, smoking, dick and death....

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  24. Jenny11:35 PM, November 30, 2010

    I buried my Thanksgiving pumpkin centerpieces at sea.

    So, you know, just the usual stuff.

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