Monday, November 29, 2010

What's Up, Bitches?


Mistress MJ is too lazy tired to visit all of you so please summarize what you've been blogging about these past few days.

24 comments:

  1. ...president Kennedy? Donuts? Huh?

    As for me? Jack Shit.

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  2. I've been busy at the Movies, meditating,Finding out what flower I am and Blowing Bubbles at bathtime. Oh.. And trying to keep my feet dry wondering if it will ever stop raining here....

    Oh Hai XL... Ms Nations...

    *looks up "archive" for Ms Nations last post*

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  3. securing nylons to a garter belt is tough work. maybe you should lie down...with your nyloned legs up.

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  4. Absolutely nothing! However, you were missed. Hope you had a great weekend and don't forget to relax!

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  5. I spilled the beans on what my perfect man is like.

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  6. Actually I just posted about my new tattoos, and my sourdough starter which is named Doug or something.

    oh hai Princess!

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  7. |Why MJ, have you been away?

    OK, so that wasn't mine - I think someone witty said something along those lines when you last disappeared. I just wanted to be first with it this time. Which I am, so: Yay! First!


    Anyway, as to what I've been up to: Not eating children and having a dream suitable for 'Petra.

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  8. I have been churning out the first of the xmas party meals for Dorchester Prison Guards Party while you have been cavorting with the french and humming Celine Dion tunes . I have not blogged yet

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  9. I've been whinging and drinking. No change there then.

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  10. I've been blogging about MJ's secret life of depravity. No, not the public life of depravity we all know about - that's just a front. I've been delving into the secrets and highs that only the truly debauched can even dream of.

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  11. ........my penis............


    ***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  12. I have stalled on a pencil.
    But John Lewis and the puppy fiasco is whirring in my head...
    Sx

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  13. Pfft. Nothing. I have no time to do anything worthwhile. My desk is a mess and... wait, this isn't the venting thread, is it?

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  14. I spent my time at the desk reading and in Detroit.

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  15. How, when starting to clean out my mothers home, I did not (thankfully) find any personal "appliances" or the like. My mother was lady. Or she threw them out in advance.

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  16. i posted pictures of other people doing stuff. xoxox

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  17. BITCHES: Mistress MJ will begin making the rounds now…starting with a peek at Damien’s wenis.

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  18. The decline of Western Civilization regarding cake farts.

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  19. I sat in on drums for a nightclub band after their drummer collapsed right before his solo - I finished the solo, the drummer died, and I got the standing ovation. Life continues to be good.

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  20. Hand relief and slappers in the snow the usual bag of shite. Oh and a beautiful new header of Hilda Ogden enjoying a fag.

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  21. let me see...
    i blogged about....
    drinking, smoking, dick and death....

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  22. I buried my Thanksgiving pumpkin centerpieces at sea.

    So, you know, just the usual stuff.

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