Sunday, January 06, 2008

Smut-Free Sunday





Can’t you bitches have clean thoughts for just one day of the week?




26 comments:

  1. I think it's very virtuous of that nun to help her poor, one fingered priest wash himself, as he obviously can't do it himself.

    As for that unfortunate girl who fell into the wash tub: Isn't someone going to help her out?!

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  2. That's got to be worth a few hail Mary's.

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  3. Actually, I always try and get all my porn in on a Sunday to save time during the week.

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  4. That's just sick! Using a sacred thing like nuns in a sexual way and displaying it on your site MJ

    I'm outraged

    *sniggers*

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  5. KNUDSEN: Recognizing you have a problem is the first step.

    IVD: Is he one of your rejects?

    You tossed the poor one-fingered fella out on his ear because he couldn’t make a fist?

    TICKERS: Start fingering your rosary beads.

    WARING: Since it’s all midget porn with you, it shouldn’t be difficult to fit it all in on a Sunday.

    Takes up less space.

    CYBERMONK: She’s just a girl with a bad habit.

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  6. and on holy sunday!

    she should be on her knees begg...

    wait, nevermind

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  7. Did the priest fella shit himself? There is a worrying brown patch behind him. Someone should warn the nun before she gets round there.

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  8. CYBERMONK: There’ll be no begging as years of genuflexion have taken their toll on her kness.

    ELLIE: Welcome!

    You must be a modern day St. Malachy with your gift of prophecy as tomorrow we’ll be discussing anal hygiene.

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  9. How about that huh?

    One question, how do we know the rather unattractive man is a priest? All he is wearing is a black T-shirt

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  10. Unattractive?

    I think it looks like the gorgeous Tony from Hebden Bridge - or his twin brother.

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  11. Me thinks you've been dipping a little too much into the vodka darling

    He looks more like a ginger version of that old Petrovski guy from Sex & the City. Bleugh. Old and somewhat ginger

    Piggy is more attractive than that guy

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  12. CYBERSLUT & KAZ: It's Tony's evil twin, "The Hebden Bridge Hustler."

    Now tourists have more reason than just the World Dock Pudding Championships to visit Hebden Bridge.

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  13. IS that where IDV goes to hustle?

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  14. CYBERHO: No. That would be the Whittlingham Lane carpark, the public toilets and, of course, the docks.

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  15. Guess it was someone else I saw there then

    So how is this Smut-free Sunday treating you MJ?

    Depressed yet`?

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  16. i'm confused about the individual in the second photo, the one on the right. face and headgear look girly. body looks distinctly boy-ee. anyone else confused?

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  17. Chauncer: I was too distracted by the ugly guy in the black T

    but now that you mention it. It could be the first male nun

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  18. i paid my dues MJ...13 years in catholic school with no original thoughts of my own...my smut is my own and i embrace it and anyone who can take care of the thought properly :)

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  19. CYBERHO: How could I be depressed with you spreading glitter all over?

    CB & CYBERHO: The operation went badly.

    DAISY: Now everyone is picturing you in a Catholic schoolgirl's uniform.

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  20. oh MJ you are so bad...teasing those innocent men like that...
    *bursts out laughing because even she can't pull that one off*

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  21. That washtub chick is really pale. And I can't possibly get excited over that tiny l'il pecker. Good thing he's going for a nun - she won't know the difference.

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  22. The girl in the first picture is my future widow.

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  23. DAISY: Self-flagellate yourself for that comment.

    PEEVISH: Tiny l’il pecker?

    Perhaps your throat is too deep.

    RIMMER: And she’s already planning your untimely demise.

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  24. That's what I like to see, Good Clean fun.

    The young lady in the tub has delightfully perky breasts but after enjoying their natural shape for several minutes I found myself staring at her 'Tats' and I can't help but wonder if that is First Nations?

    Yours Truly,
    Mr. Tit4Tat

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  25. HE: Do you see a burrito in that picture? Or a batch of Alice B. Toklas fudge?

    Then no. It isn’t FN.

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