Thursday, January 31, 2008

Caged Heat

Have I ever told you about my fantasy involving sex through prison bars or fences?

Right then. I won’t bother.


  1. That's some impressive tackle you've got there, MJ. Careful you don't get tetanus from that rusty old chainlink fence.

  2. Now you know how Tatas and I manage.

  3. SMUNTY: Well it’s hard to top yesterday’s “mmmmmmmmammaries!” comment, isn’t it, Mong Chops?

    IVD: That’s why I always carry WD-40.

    CONNIE: I’m not sure that you do manage.

    Are the security cameras recording your fumbles?

  4. And some Swarfega to clear up the residue, I hope?

  5. Holy Captive Audience Batman!

    In a women's prison, yes. If you can't get laid there you might as well pack it in.

  6. HE brings up a good point, MJ. Do the fantasies involve female guards and a sadistic female warden?

    Or a nude pyramid of potato sacks on their heads POWs and some National Guardsmen with too much time (and too little brains) on hand?

  7. Quick, guard! That man's escaping!!

  8. IVD: I had to Google Swarfega which is described as a dark green, gelatinous, thixotropic substance.

    Sounds like one of your toxic secretions.

    HE: Keep me safe from the predatory lezzers of Frauengefängnis.

    BINGOWINGS: There is room for only one sadistic female warden in my world.

    I am Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS.

    GEO: The video starring your wife, Maidy.

    FN: I would bitch slap you for that comment but instead I’ll send everyone round to your blog to witness the untruths in MJ Exposed.

  9. I did think about linking Swarfega but I had something better to do. I'm glad you found it, though. I make a fortune from it!!

  10. I am not saying anything.....I just get told off
    ***sits in corner being angelic***

  11. IVD: Something better to do?

    Like that ridiculously long email you sent to me?

    Yes, I can see you’re MUCH to busy for anything else.

    BEAST: I’ve been so mean to you lately, Angel.

    Forgive me?

    Come to Mama.

    *waits with giant kipper*

  12. Swarfega was the name of the SS guard at the POW camp I was at and boy was it camp. The degrading things they would make you do for a taste of Wienerschnitzel.

  13. KNUDSEN: I know about your secret Polish sausage supplier.

    Oh the deals that went doon in there.

  14. I am much too pretty and well endowed for prison life.

  15. Yes Brad, I think you are. You'd better come with me...

    ::shouts over shoulder to MJ:: I had to forward that email onto some unfortunate sod, it just happened to be you!
    And I am busy - I'm writing tomorrow's post.

  16. HAH! IDV I bet tomorrows post will become Mondays post

    There are many a movies of an adult nature that goes in a place like that - maybe you can bring that rhinestone neck massager that Bingowings mentioned on my blog

  17. BRAD: Don't listen to IVD.

    Unless you've had your shots.

    IVD: Can we look forward to more car talk?

    "Who's a good Car, then? Who is? Yes, you! I love you, Car!"


    CYBERTWINKIE: I had a crick in my neck!

  18. Did you know that if you put your cocks either side of a chain link fence as if you're in prayer and then slide them up and down. (hic) it's very erotic. (hic).

    Got the right post this time.

  19. CYBERSLUT: A cock in my neck?

    Kinky Dane.

    TICKERS: It smells like a brewery in here all of a sudden.

  20. It's not going well, CyberPoo. I've had too much wine - I can't remember things clearly.

    MJ: Eeeeek! No. No, Car talk. I fell over again...

    Tickers: How many cocks do you have? An why would rubbing fowl over a chain link fence be erotic?

    Shit. This isn't my blog. I'm off!

  21. IVD: I, too, am puzzled by Tickers' many cocks.

    I await an explanation.

    This could be a text book case.

    This may not be your blog but you seem to have settled in today. Why not just take over why I go have a soothing bubble bath?

  22. ***wonders if Mamma MJ will let Beasty nibble the kipper***

  23. I remember now, I've only got the one penii or is it penisseeess. it's your hands you slide up an down as if in prayer. Having had a drink, I thought it would be even better if you had multiple willies and did it.

    You know how it is......

  24. BEAST: I’ll let you fondle my fish flaps.

    TICKERS: Ahhh, the Adoration of the Penii.

    Two heads are better than one.

  25. Well kinky is the term best describing Danes

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  27. T-BIRD: I love that you love my blog.

    Don't let IVD know. He'll be jealous and narrow his eyes at me again.

    You're my token Aussie, did you know that?

  28. I wouldn't trust you with a 10-foot pole. To let me have it back, I mean.

  29. WW: Does the WW stand for "Wise Won?"

  30. Looks like that testiclke is getting squished. Ouch.