Sunday, January 27, 2008

Infomaniac is Back!

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Your bitch MJ has returned thanks to…

OUR HERO



Manuel’s arse



I was ready to hang it up. To abandon my blog and my blogging friends.

But then along came a waiter from Belfast. Manuel, they call him. From a funny-as-hell blog called Well Done Fillet.

And Manuel exclaimed, “What the fuckity fuck is this? I'll send an arse picture if you come back.......honest I will.”

How could I refuse? Because you know how I can’t say no to a man with a big hairy Irish arse.

So marvel at the delight-in-every-bite that is Manuel’s life-saving arse.

And get down on your knees and give thanks to Manuel, the man who resurrected Infomaniac from the dead.

56 comments:

  1. I'm finding it difficult to do a cheery "yay first!" as I just threw up in my mouth a bit.

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  2. YAY I KNEW IT!

    Um, thanks Manuel - I'm really happy you brought back MJ

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  3. It's a funny old world innit?
    I never thought I'd be glad to see such a disgusting hairy arse.

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  4. Fuck and bollocks. I was enjoying the respite.

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  5. manuel i owe you a drink on my next trip to ireland!!!

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  6. It's nice seeing you back and all that, but taking all things into account I would rather you have taken a permanent leave of absence than subject our delicate eyebones to that vile display of fur laden grotesquery!

    As with that old cunt Knudsen, I just sicked up in my mouth a bit.

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  7. About fucking time!

    Fucking drama queen.

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  8. Bah! Manuel, you've spoilt everything!



    Umm... I mean: Yay!

    * tuts and wanders off in search of some cushions like Manuel's *

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  9. That's a strangely hypnotic picture.

    Well done, Manuel!

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  10. I'd do the same for every last one of you....except Knudsen of course.....

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  11. So now we know one of your weaknesses and we can use that knowledge to manipulate you.

    Thank god for big hairy irish arses.

    Welcome back.

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  12. Um, IDV that white and black one isn't really a cushion

    you know that right?

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  13. BITCHES: As WW so aptly put it, “Thank god for big hairy irish arses.”

    That will be my new mantra.

    Welcome back to the playground.

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  14. Yay, yay yay!

    I know what I'll do if I consider giving up blogging.

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  15. All hail the mighty man-buns which brought our MJ back from the brink! They're....mighty. MIghty fricken'..dang.

    DANG, manuel. just DANG.

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  16. My god Manuel, what have you done?! Now we'll never be free :-(.

    Erm, hi MJ. Very...nice to have you, um, back. Yeah.

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  17. It takes ginormous brass bollocks to post an arse picture like that...

    Well done.

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  18. I want to see a pic of Manuels cock, otherwise I'm going to, erm, erm, erm do something.

    *starts campaign to see manuels cock*

    Go on, MJ. Tell him you want a pic of his cock or you'll stop blogging again!

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  19. C'mon Manuel. Show us yer willy!!!

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  20. Thanks to hairy ass Manuel!! We have our MJ back. Now I won't have to show mine.

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  21. We want cock!

    We want cock!

    We wont rest

    'til we see Manuels cock!

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  22. IRISH COCK!

    IRISH COCK!

    I WANT IRISH COCK!

    mytoes, there is nothing stopping you from sending me a photo of your arse. just do it.

    IRISH COCK!

    COME ON, MANUEL!

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  23. I'm not sure about seeing Manuel's cock. The arse was a bit of a trial.

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  24. Just vommed again, at the thought of a cock that could belong to that arse!

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  25. Will his cock be like a bottle brush? keep yer kegs on and let her go.

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  26. Call that an arse?

    *pats Manuel most definitely on the head*


    Welcome back bitch!

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  27. you've got no chance.......no chance at all...ever......

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  28. *puts away magnifying glass*

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  29. Oh thats not right.......Thats not right at all.
    You can take book of the week back now MJ , the lezza's and gayers are all yours

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  30. Hairy show off bastard. Those fuckin' throw pillows are horrible. If he does show us his dick hopefully he will choose a setting more pleasing to the eye.

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  31. The pillows are vomit inducing, ain't they?

    The shame.

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  32. Come on, bitches. There's gotta be something we can use to lure Manuel.

    Wait. He's Irish. Potatoes and Guinness.

    It works on SID.

    And where do you think he shops for home decor items?

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  33. Yeah, Manuel. How about Jamesons? I just happen to have a bottle handy here between my legs in case you hadn't noticed.

    EDDIE: Are you gobsmacked that Manuel has an even hairier arse than you do? I didn't think it possible.

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  34. Welcome back...
    Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back!

    Way to go, Manny!

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  35. Well then, it would appear that I have shaved my ass for nothing!
    That's just great.

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  36. Gluteus hairymus dude! I like to squat for beneficial behind wellness.

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  37. Is Manuel currently looking for love?

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  38. Man - what a hairy arse - and we are supposed to be grateful?

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  39. BINGOWINGS: It’s time I saw YOUR arse. Everyone will be envious of your toned tush so I won’t post it. Just send it to me privately.

    SS: Call me when it grows in.

    BRAD: What do you squat over? And does she mind?

    CONNIE: What are you? Yenta?

    MUTLEY: Jealous.

    MANUEL, how did you arrange to have this photo taken? Did you set up the self-timer and pose, hoping your girlfriend wouldn’t come in and ask what you were doing? Did she catch you? I hope she caught you, ya dirty bitch. Did you tell her you were photographing your arse for a woman in Canada? Did ya? Tell us. Were you thinking about Knudsen when you posed?

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  40. You silly woman, he was thinking of us!

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  41. All this hysteria just cos you wanted a pic of Manuel's arse?

    *fucking primadonna*

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  42. Was going to e mail but am not going to bother as you have now resurrected yourself.

    Bloody liberty. The pain and anguish poor SID had to endure, and all for nowt.

    Manuel is rather hairy. So hairy in fact that I suspect that he carries some Neanderthal genes.

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  43. PIGSTY: Exactly what was he thinking?

    CONNIE: I would have flounced off for good if Manuel hadn’t suggested emailing his arse to me.

    I’ll explain my strop in tomorrow’s posting.

    GARFY: I expected you to email me to collect your winnings in the Euro Millions. You coulda been a contender.

    SID has been crushed and cradled in my bosom for the last few days as I comfort him. Is that such a bad thing?

    Manuel is the spawn of the Yeti. His body is one big mat of fur. I wonder if he wears tight trousers (when he DOES wear trousers) and gold chains too?

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  44. GARFY: In keeping with my new motto, “Thank God for big hairy Irish arses” isn't it time we got a peek at yours?

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  45. how much did you have to pay manuel to take a picture of your ass, mj? id'a done it for a nickle.

    or wait

    no, thats what i meant.

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  46. If Garfy bares his arse...I will!



    *regrets already*

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  47. Welcome Back! Welcome Forward! Hair Rules!

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  48. FN: You mind your lip, missy.

    *hands FN a disposable camera*

    SID: Why don't I just post a pic of your ginormous arse from my private collection?

    How the hell can we expand our screens to fit your arse on here anyway?

    *notes silence from Garfy*

    GEO: We haven't seen YOU making an effort to bare your bottom, have we Trucker Boy?

    TONY: So you like 'em hairy too?

    We've all seen your arse and it's peachy.

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  49. I wanna see GarfyArse!! Drop trou, buddy!!!

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  50. So that really is a picture of you then eh? You're very beautiful.

    I'll get my coat, lol.

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  51. GINRO: Ta very much.

    Mistress MJ is not a 350-pound tranny, if that’s how you’ve been picturing her.

    And welcome back, we’ve missed you and hope to see you again soon.

    *notes that you're only one year late to comment on this post*

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  52. I have to admit to a certain wondering about what you look like, lol. But your sometimes fiery nature did have me leaning on the petite idea quite a bit.

    And better late than never I guess, lol.

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