You old-timers will remember my filthy Irish Porn posting of yesteryear.
The United Nations has declared the year 2008 as the International Year of the Potato.
In celebration, Infomaniac is pleased to present...
MORE IRISH PORN!
Sensitive readers please avert your eyes as we move into the S&M portion of our presentation…
Taking the potato fetish to new levels, we observe a real-life Mr. Potato Head perv in the privacy of his home…
And finally, a little live, hard-core action for you.
Watch, if you dare, as potato after potato is vigorously rubbed and stroked again and again with Tater Mitts.
“Simply rub with a few quick strokes” and strip it down.
Mmmm… them’s some HOT potatoes!
A Very Apeeling Post.you are a chip-off-the-old -block..........(sorry.My Puntackle isnt working too well this Monday morning.)
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Oh! Did you know that all the chips in MacDonalds in Europe are Polish Potatoes? They should be called "Polish-Fries" Not "French-Fries".
By strange coincidence, I have a penis shaped like a potato.
ReplyDeleteon a monday too.......what a way to start the week......mash me mash me al up....
ReplyDeleteTONY: I’d like an order of McPierogies with those Polish fries.
ReplyDeleteAnd a pint of Zywiec to wash it down.
Sto lat!
TICKERS: Your ma must have had a little Irish in her.
MANUEL: Yer a dirty hellion.
SID is 99.9999999% potato.
ReplyDeleteHe is even shaped like one, with feelers.
GARFY: *prays for an outbreak of Phytophthora infestans*
ReplyDeleteWell, there goes another food from my "acceptable to put in my mouth" list.
ReplyDeleteYou're a gem for diets!
If I am not mistaken your title should be written thusly;
ReplyDeleteM'ore I'rish P'orn.
RIMMER: Why not try Canada’s favourite national potato-based dish, poutine?
ReplyDeleteHE: Or "M'ore I'rish P'orn from N’orn I’ron."
MJ: On principle alone, I refuse to have anything to do with anything from the United State's hat.
ReplyDeletekinky
ReplyDeletethose tatermitts
*shudders*
RIMMER: What is this hat of which you speak?
ReplyDeleteIn Canada, we refer to our headgear as the tuque.
CYBERSLUT: Admit it. You wanna get your mitts on them.
I like mine mashed - I'm not too bothered about the potatoes.
ReplyDeleteI love potatoes
ReplyDeletebut what the hell are cheese curds???
ReplyDeleteoh my! you've never had cheese curd? Dear, deprived Frobisher. :-(
ReplyDeleteHave you not heard of 'squeaky cheese'?
KAZ: I bet you like yours whipped too, you little minx.
ReplyDeleteFROBI: Click here for cheese curds.
Perhaps we should export them to the UK.
We should, we should...but you HAVE to get them from Wisconsin.
ReplyDeleteOf coures, since it doesn't have blood or entrails as an ingredient, I don't know that it would go over well in the UK
rimmer: Only with the vegans.
ReplyDeleteRIMMER: That reminds me.
ReplyDeleteI have to book my ticket early for the Curd Festival.
CONNIE: While you’re here, may I have a curd with you?
Oh, thanks for reminding me:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ellsworthchamber.com/cheesecurd.htm
RIMMER: Good luck at winning the Miss Ellsworth Pageant.
ReplyDeleteYou've certainly got the legs for it but you must you must improve your bust.
Get thee behind thee Satan!
ReplyDeleteWithout your phallic shaped spuds of course!
You have skin like a spud don't you MJ or is it Garfy?
SID: You singlehandedly keep the potato porn industry in business.
ReplyDeleteOr do you use both hands?
I would have gotten rid of those smelly Irish with the blight of the 1830's if it wasn't for you meddling Yanks.
ReplyDeletenominate me for the Irish Blog awards while you still can:)
Both hands??
ReplyDeleteYou want me to use both hands??
I couldn't get them past the sack of spuds you use.
KNUDSEN: I’m a Canuck!
ReplyDeleteI’m blameless!
Which category are you in?
SID: *lobs potato grenade at SID’s head*
ooo, let's all order spud-guns and have a potato war!
ReplyDeleteRIMMER: I gave SID a potato cannon for his birthday one year.
ReplyDeleteNote: It is never wise to give an Irishman incendiary devices.
My uncle Morty told me that an Irishwoman will n'er say g'naw to a nice cob o' Leprechorn either!
ReplyDeleteHE: Leprechorn?
ReplyDeleteOr Lepreporn?
Leper corn?
ReplyDeleteRIMMER: What's leper corn?
ReplyDeleteCorn with the blight?
How about leper porn?
e.g. What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
those tater mitts are tempting...i have seen the advert all over the tv as of late...if they work on dogs...they will be mine i tell you MINE!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDaisy: You want to take the skin off of dogs? You are a deeply, DEEPLY troubled individual.
ReplyDeleteRe: Tater Mitts...they don't work.
not the skin rimshot...the hair that keeps putting itself all over my house!
ReplyDeleteDAISY & RIMMER: I have to step out for a few hours.
ReplyDeleteCarry on.
i kinda like that slit in the baked potatoe. just needs a little butter oozing out of it.
ReplyDeletepoutine?? nasty looking stuff. but now that i'm not up the duff anymore, i'd actually entertain eating the vile crap.
MJ - SID's bird calls it her Potato Cannon.
ReplyDeleteMaidy - everything is better with butter. Um, except maybe that...
Poutine is foul. I like fries/chips. I like curds. I detest gravy.
Tater mitts might work well for cleaning the grout in my bathroom.
MAIDY & PEEVISH: Never buy poutine from a fast food outlet.
ReplyDeleteThe best poutine is in Quebec. If you can’t get to Quebec, make your own poutine.