A peek at ‘the week that was’ with (more than) a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.A word to those bloggers who don’t find themselves listed on the Roundup this week…
I’m still knackered from the party but I’ll strive to do better next week. Perhaps I need to hire help to compile this list. Unfortunately, my
man slave had the week off.
Now let's get on with this week's sordid lineup...
TAZZY AND PIGGY:
Cute Wee Pigster and his SuperheroTazzy and Piggy spend a weekend at Alton Towers amusement park with Steve and Carly, The Smunts.
Stevey: Rent boy
“Be gentle with me, fellas.”Taz and Pig have since checked themselves into therapy to recover from the experience.
For Tazzy and Piggy's side of the story, visit their blog.
STEVE AND CARLY (THE SMUNTS):
The Smunts really are CuntsSteve and Carly relate their version of a weekend at Alton Towers with Tazzy and Piggy.
I’m jealous because that fag hag Carly had the thrill of seeing Tazzy clad only in a towel. On a scale of 1-10, Tazzy rates an eleven on the Phwoar Factor.
On the other hand, I wouldn’t
really want to be Carly as she had to play the role of “
fluffer” to keep Steve hard for Tazzy and Piggy…
Read both Taz and Pig’s account of the weekend and the Smunts account. Then make up your minds for yourselves as to which story is the more believable.
The truth is out there.
TICKERS:
Tickers exposedTickers revisits his old flat in Cardiff and recounts how he exposed himself from his bedroom window.
MAIDY:
Try not to look so excited Psycho Bitch whinges throughout the entire week.
Would someone please induce her labour?
You’d think she’d be thrilled that her man Geo is back. Perhaps she’s sulking because she’ll have to share Geo with Tazzy and Piggy and now Frobi too.
GEO: (SHOOTING 4 FUN)TANK you for finally posting something,
Geo.
Geo’s big gunFROBI:
Frobi asks us,
“Do you like the picture above? It was sent to me by the lads of the 2nd Royal Tank Regiment! for some reason they seem to think I'm a single, 18-year-old blonde called Debbie!”I have to say I’m surprised at
Geo for sending this saucy pic to Frobi.
PADDY:
Paddy: Finland’s finest FenianOur
Paddy dragged himself painfully through the week after a weekend of drinking and clubbing.
The agony and the
ecstasy.
TONY:
Yorkshire’s Polish Prince eats Rag Pudding in a greasy spoon. I had to Google ‘
rag pudding.’ You Brits and your odd cuisine.
Then off he went in search of culture (in Oldham) as he attended a production of ‘Look Back in Anger’. Tony manages to anger the Jimmy Porter character.
"That will give you something to be Bloody Angry about,” mused Tony as he left the Theatre.
All that and he managed to visit his Mum in Burnley!
But wait! Tony’s holding a competition! You have to choose which photo is the pic of Tony and if you’re correct, you get to decide what your prize should be. The fucker rigged it so I couldn’t win.
OLD KNUDSEN:
Isn’t one of these a useless tit?Genetically modified weemen, selling his spare parts, sailor boys, and much more.
Knudsen (Old Bitter Balls) delivers.
EDDIE WARING:
Eddie contemplates the indignity of death on the bog.
GEOFF:Geoff (Contains Mild Peril) reviews 'Shaggy Blog Stories: A Collection of Amusing Tales from the UK Blogosphere.'
And pays tribute to all the girls he’s loved before.
Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, such a pair of teasers
Mamma mia, does it show again?
I mean the women, not the geezersBETTY:
Witness
Betty’s frightening hallucination involving Val Doonican and puppet pigs Pinky and Perky.
KAV:
You’ll recall how Geoff and Betty had new windows fitted last week?
Well life gets even more exciting in BlogLand as
Kav gets a new garage!
HE (HOMO ESCAPEONS):
HE asks what we’d order for our last supper.
WW (SNIPPETS FROM SPACESHIP ORION):
Portrait of the sports writer as a young blogger(photo illustration by
Homo Escapeons)
WW has been ordered to return to Earth to cover the World Women’s Hockey Championship.
MUTLEY THE DOG:
Mutley deals with a crazed spammer, then relocates from Wales back to sunny Bridport.
AWAITING:
Areola BorealisOur lovely lady
Awa needs cheering up.
Old Knudsen offered to sex her up but she turned him down.
So go on over there and give her some love.
FARMER GILES’ COCK BLOG:Lynda asks for a peek at Farmer Giles’ cock on
The Woman Who Only Wanted Me For My Cock - Part Seven.
PRU (PRUNELLA DE VILLE):
Pru’s cousin Edith provides photodocumention of a midsummer’s night argument between Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren.
KAZ:
Nurse
Kaz informs us about the risks of leaving our homes.
Most accidents requiring hospitalisation (38%) occur in the home.
And the safest activity at a mere 1% of accidents? Vist Kaz to find out. And get out your charge card.
FIRST NATIONS:
FN takes a trip down memory lane to her life in the Seventies.
Caution: Don’t read the bit about the anal fistula if you’re eating your lunch.
INEXPLICABLE DEVICE:
IVF’s had enough coverage for one week so let’s skip over him.
VICUS:
Looks like there was room for Geoff and Betty on
Vicus’ list of Welcome Wagon hosts but no room for the likes of me.
Let’s ignore Vicus then too, shall we?
CHELLY:
Chelly (However) fights the urge to take up pole dancing.
Go for it, Chelly!
And finally...
NEW CUNT OF THE WEEK
“How’s it goin’, eh?”Welcome
Alasdair!
Look what we’ve got ourselves here… another Canuck!
Alasdair lives in Canada’s Northwest Territories.
He likes to get his cardio system going with outdoor sports and viewing porn on the Internet when not watching wildlife documentaries.
Credit goes to Alasdair for creating the new title of our weekly newcomer segment, now known as “New Cunt of the Week.”
He doesn’t have a blog so if you want to know more about him, ask him yourself here in the comments section. If you don’t hear from him right away, it’s because he’s out sled dog mushing or snowshoeing or ice fishing or building an igloo or whatever it is they do on the Tundra.
Give Alasdair a warm Infomaniac welcome.
