Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Meanwhile, Back at the Gincuzzi

Mistress MJ thinks it’s time we plugged in the Vodka Fountain and fired up the Gin Jacuzzi also known (thanks to Blazng Scarlet after she’d had a few G&Ts) as The Gincuzzi.


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We’ve hired Vince to cater to your needs.

What are your needs, by the way?

18 comments:

  1. Yo, Vinny! Hair net around the Gincuzzi! Capiche?

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  2. Actually I need to throw something against the wall and scream until the tar breaks out of my lungs, thank you. Vinny better piss off or drown.

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  3. OH Vincent.....come closer, dear

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    1. He's your birthday present, Topher.

      Which reminds me...see new post.

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  4. I'm sure whatever I need, a dear little perky lad like Vincenzo can handle. Although, we might decide to stay out of Mago's way.

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  5. Oh Vinny...a little more concentration on that 'lower body' development would have paid off in the long *ahem* run..

    I need hot tea and lemon and decongestants and aspirin.

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  6. All I hear is Vinny Barbarino in my head!
    "Up your nose with a rubber hose!"

    I think THIS Vinny may want to lay off the steroids.

    Mistress, that would be after a few Vodka Martinis (or was it the gimlets????). I don't drink Gin. Or Tonic.

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  7. PENIS PUMP SALE ON EBAY !!! (Limited Time Only!)

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  8. The choices never end!
    When is the Scotch Spa Going in?

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  9. I need for him to toss me those ball.
    Um...I mean "that".

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  10. Can't understand why a Muscle Mary like Vince would want to model his hair on Brenda Lee... Jx

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  11. Vince is all I need, a smooth-skinned Guido with just the right amount of trimmed fur. I can deal with the 1980's hairdo, even though he probably won't want it to get wet, or even messed-up. I can even deal with the tan-line, would love to see exactly where it goes. George Clooney can wait for me in the other room until I've worn Vince out ......

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  12. Please excuzzi kabuki from the gincuzzi. Kabuki is a little woozy Vince is a doozie

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  13. Well, I do have an itch on my back. Could I use his back scratcher?

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  14. And bring round a gin and tonic while your at it!!!!!

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  15. I'm too late.

    I need Vincent to refill the Gincuzzi, please. It's empty.

    Obviously Mistress Maddie was the last one in the cask!

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