Monday, September 03, 2012

Official Infomaniac Greeter

Mistress MJ is pleased to announce that Miss Normadesmond has been promoted to the position of Official Infomaniac Greeter.


(Norma, seated on right)

Norma’s duties include:

Welcoming each customer to Infomaniac by smiling and greeting in a friendly tone with a “Hello, welcome to Infomaniac.” Recognizing and reacting to Infomaniac Bitches’ needs. Observing and reporting any suspicious behaviors to management. Cleaning up front entrance spills promptly and ensuring Occupational Health and Safety Act guidelines are being followed.

Please join us in welcoming the welcomer … Miss Normadesmond.

44 comments:

  1. Welcome, Ms Norma!!

    *Wheels Ms Norma out front so that she has a nice view of the moat*

    Sx

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    1. I'd like to get a photo of Norma by the moat.

      Could you wheel her a little closer to the edge, Miss Scarlet?

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    2. everything i know, i learned from
      the pathetic at walmart.

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  2. Hey Norma ... no squeezing please, thank you ...

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    1. Rumour has it that Norma has a Kung Fu grip.

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    2. It was all nice 'til the Marygolds came out ... and it became something like a Fuk Ung grip ...

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  3. Given the footwear, I am astounded at Ms Norma's promotion!

    Never the less, congrats Ms Norma!

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    1. I'm having second thoughts now.

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    2. ah, an infomaniac contract isn't worth the paper
      it's printed on; que sorpresa.

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    3. You have to kiss the ring, Norma, and even then ...

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  4. Congratulations on your new post Ms.Desmond

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    1. Welcome back, Topher!

      Miss Desmond isn't out of bed yet otherwise I'm sure she'd say the same.

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    2. it's a new dawn
      it's a new day
      it's a new post!

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  5. Miss Desmond was assured her transport would come equipped with a bell AND a squeeze horn. And tassles on the handle bars.

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    1. oh please, with this entry level model, de rigueur at infomaniac, i'm lucky it has wheels.

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  6. I can see she already has a firm grip on things...

    Congratulations!

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  7. Well Done on the promotion Norma!

    Looks like Miss Scarlet pushed a little too hard....

    Anyone got a rope?

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    1. actually, some oxygen might be appreciated.

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    2. If you take a look Norma there's a bottle of air strapped to the back of the chair... Just go for a bit of a reach around... I'm sure you still have the required skills....

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  8. Who better to greet guest with such vigor!!! Did I miss something whilst out on vacation? I was trying not to stare, but notice the wheels she is on. Did she have some kind of accident? And do I even want to know?

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  9. I looks (in the spirit of the Paralympics) like someone is going for Gold in the picture! Jx

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  10. Here's my entry to the bake-o-thon thing!

    Looks like I'm the only one who partipicated!

    Looks like I won!

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    1. Looks a bit dubious to me, anatomically I mean, but what do I know ... want a cake?

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  11. That's what happens when you cook and drink gin at the same time!!!

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    1. No Gin for me dera, Franconian dominatrix does the trick as well ..

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  12. Gee, I thought Norma did all her work laying down...

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  13. The 'underground parking' and 'please have toll ready before entering tunnel' remarks have formed a logjam of hilarity in my brain.

    Do I get a smiley face sticker? I get a smiley face sticker from the nice greeters at WalMart. If I don't get a smiley face sticker I'm going to stand right here and block the door and pee myself and howl until I get a smiley face sticker goddammit.

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    1. this ain't walmart honey, move along.

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    2. "This isn't Soul Train honey! Back it up. You know what space you're in..." Diva Avari. Jx

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    3. You goddam fuckin' bitch! Jx

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    4. It's threads like this one that make my day.

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  14. kabuki does not need his unfrastructure adjusted by the lovely and capable NORMA, but thanks for thinking of kabuki

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    1. kabooki needs whatever norma's willing to give.

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    1. will i be sampling as well mistress?

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    2. NORMA: You can double as Official Infomaniac Food Taster.

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    3. My poutine's been poisoned!

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    4. oops, i should've tried it first, but i never touch the stuff.

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