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You might say Norma’s a “one hit wonder” as that’s all she could play up until now.
Winter's come early in Minnesota so to pass the time, it looks like she's taken up Russian AND expanded her repertoire...
Should we continue to support Norma's musical "talent" or is it time to gently steer her in some other direction?
Don't Ever Play Lady Of Spain Again!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, that's Norma told!
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Deletewait 'til i pop him one with my bellows.
You means she plays the accordion AND squeezes her box at the same time?
ReplyDeleteHot.
♫Mama's got a squeezebox
DeleteDaddy never sleeps at night♫
talentosa, my middle name.
Delete♫She goes in and out and in and out♫
Deleteokay, you can be my back-up singer,
Deletebut you'll change your name to blazinka.
Poor Norma Happy at Last or is she? ...steer, nay DRIVE the poor dear in another direction before her box melts the ice caps
ReplyDeleteI'm revving the engine of the MistressMobile as we speak.
Deleteyou wouldn't believe the global
Deletewarming going on under this coat.
HA!
DeleteEven dogs are bored to death!
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeleteThat's my favourite part of the clip, Jon.
what do you expect, it isn't a corgi.
DeleteFlight of the Bumblebee! C'mon, Norma!
ReplyDeletehoney, you don't want my hive to take flight.
DeleteI don't think norma would have any use for a gentle steer.....
ReplyDeleteNow, an angry bull or three, I'm sure she could use...
call me victoria barkley.
DeleteCan you squeeze out for us the "Big Valley" theme song on your box?
DeleteOr do we just continue assimilating information that reveals, approximately, the depth & width of the big valley that is your box???
continue your assimilation, please.
DeleteI’m requesting the “Too Fat Polka!”
ReplyDeleteSing along, Bitches…
♫Oh, I don't want her, you can have her
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
She's too fat for me
I don't want her, you can have her,
She's too fat for me
She's too fat
She's too fat
She's too fat for me♫
"Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!
DeleteCan she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No!
Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No!
She's too fat for me!"
Jx
just in case you hadn't noticed,
Deletei did not sign up for an amateur hour.
Oh that Norma. Can't live with her, can't live without her. Oh, wait---the latter is quite easily done!
ReplyDeletethom has to detail
Deletemy squeezebox
...for a month.
It's all in the details!
DeleteThat's 52 seconds of my life I won't get back. But it was kind of Norma to play us a tune on her moth-eaten old box with retractable flaps.
ReplyDeleteAt least she's getting her box eaten by something!
DeleteHA!!!
Delete"WELL I NEVER!"
Delete(well...maybe once)
I recognize the woman in that video, that's Babushka Betty, star of the 1903 St. Petersburg Follies ! How kind of her to play us a song celebrating the first day of Summer in Siberia.
ReplyDeleteHello, Anonymous.
DeleteYou've popped by several times recently but we don't know who you are.
Be a peach and use a name, won't you?
Norma has always been too much talent for one continent. Rumour has it her cd 'one night with Norma' is even on the Mars lander. Talent will out - that's what kabuki always says.
ReplyDeletewatch out, kahbuque's emptied the vodka fountain, again.
DeleteThankfully, we now have the Gincuzzi as back-up.
DeleteI'm Norma's biggest fan She and I are going to be big on the accordion and tuba circuit. We're working on a cover of "Personal Jesus" that'll knock your socks off.
ReplyDeleteDid someone mention knock your socks off?
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