FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!Oh hail yeah.Hai everyone else who is not FIRST. Like me.
...I did mention that I'm first, right?Because yeah.
Oh Hai First Nations!
that's quite a stamen you've got there sailor.
Oh Hai Ms First!Will there be a tulip contest... like who's got the biggest bulb?
Stated like a true winner?
May we have Wednesday's post now?
sweet mary sunshine, sugar! i'll never look at tulips the same way ever! xoxoxooh hai, all y'all!
Kabuki always likes tulips on his organ. POW! Also it was 106 degrees yesterday. Frost ain't got the balls to visit kabuki and his garden of delights.
I didn't know Anne Geddes was doing baby fetish cards now
Try this link ....sorry
Why is this image strangely reminiscent of the opening sequence for the Teletubbies? Not that I ever watched it...Sx
This is what happens when you use too many chemicals for too long in your garden...the very thing you've been trying to eradicate mutates into a larger form. This assumes you've been battling tiny fat fucks, of course.
I shall finish the joke started by Kabuki:What is better than roses on the piano? Tulips on my organ. Thank you.
Kabuki and his organ both thank you.
But how many pipes your organ has, shall we ask?
Is this a tribute to Dear and recently departedMax
Oh, those freaky dutch. tsk.
Don't you Bitches come crying to me when nothing blooms in your garden next spring.
next year, remember to sell all that infomaniac fertilizer you've stockpiled.
You can really shovel it, Norma.
Kabuki often wonders if fertilizer is a French design. Ya'know tujour lamour manure. Hee Hee