Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Gin Jacuzzi

Gin never touches Mistress MJ's lips but apparently there's a demand for the stuff from British Jon and Mr. DeVice (wherever he's got to) and Mistress Maddie and Mitzi.

Introducing The Gin Jacuzzi!

Watch as Jon does a back-flip off the diving board...



This begs the question...

Should we or should we not keep the Vodka Fountain plugged in?

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  1. Jon10:01 PM, September 22, 2012

    A back-flip with my mouth open. And a slice of lime in hand. Jx

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  2. LẌ10:02 PM, September 22, 2012

    Please keep the Vodka Fountain! Boxer may return!

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  3. The Mistress10:03 PM, September 22, 2012

    I'm leaving you Bitches to fight it out.

    Could someone please keep an eye on Jon in my absence?

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  4. The Mistress10:07 PM, September 22, 2012

    Oh dear gawd, Jon's gone all Father Jack on us.

    *makes sign of the cross and exits*

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  5. The Mistress10:10 PM, September 22, 2012

    But before I go, I would like to mention that our British Jon is the creator of the Gin Jacuzzi.

    It seems he's filled a niche here on Infomaniac.

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  6. kabuki zero10:27 PM, September 22, 2012

    Kabuki don't do gin joints. Kabuki shall be playing in the vodka fountain.

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  7. BlazngScarlet11:07 PM, September 22, 2012

    A Gincuzzi???
    A very nice ADDITION to the vodka fountain!

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    1. The Mistress8:17 AM, September 23, 2012

      You're slurring your words already, Blazng Scarlet!

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  8. FirstNations11:22 PM, September 22, 2012

    Fizzy, bubbly, astringent and smelling of juniper...just like my douche...

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  9. Mistress Maddie11:37 PM, September 22, 2012

    *sneaks in the front door* Did someone say GIN???? I'll take one and then a quick swim with the other gin blossom.

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  10. designing wally11:46 PM, September 22, 2012

    A quick plunge into some gin is always lovely, but it can hardly replace daily ablutions in the vodka fountain...

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  11. normadesmond12:33 AM, September 23, 2012

    why, you're all pickled!

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  12. mrpeenee3:13 AM, September 23, 2012

    Where's the Vicodin Candy Jar?

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  13. Ms Scarlet6:55 AM, September 23, 2012

    I'll stick to the vodka fountain, it makes a Black Russian come alive.
    Sx

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  14. Jon DeepBlue6:57 AM, September 23, 2012

    Oh brother! First the Tequila Gun, then the Vodka Fountain (or did the fountain came before the gun??? HAHA! That's a good one!!!)

    Anyway... What's it gonna be next time? A Whisky Water Slide, I s'poze?

    Hay Waiter, bring me a.....

    *looks furtively around the gincuzzi*
    *signs waiter to come closer*
    *whispers in waiter's ear*

    Bring me a flask of milk, please!

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  15. Mitzi 7:04 AM, September 23, 2012

    Gin Gin where do I begin
    Having you inside me
    Is like an old friend popping in.

    Debbie Doonan, Beautiful People.

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  16. The Mistress8:13 AM, September 23, 2012

    I've updated the post to add Mitzi to our list of Gin Blossoms.

    And you'll all be pleased to know that Infomaniac has space enough for both a Vodka Fountain AND a Gin Jacuzzi.

    Has British Jon run off with the pool boy or is he passed out in the cabana?

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  17. kabuki zero1:25 PM, September 23, 2012

    Kabuki still prefers his bathtub of absinthe. Usurpers indeed!

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  18. Anonymous5:37 PM, September 23, 2012

    I'll stay with my crate of Silvaner, thank you.

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  19. Thombeau2:54 PM, September 24, 2012

    Vodka and gin are both crucial ingredients for a Long Island Iced Tea. Don't ever forget that.

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