There's obviouly a helluva lot of stressed men on public transport in London, or else the Pocket Billiards World Cup is on at the moment and I hadn't noticed... Jx
Imagine the model for these with me if you will: A man walks in to a bar only to see a dishwashing-liquid pink golem, six feet tall, looks like a big rubber Shmoo, sitting on a barstool. Man says 'aw geeze put those fuckin' balls away.' Shmoo says 'eat me I'm a cookie' and then theres a big fight and the police come in.
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My ex use to play with mine before going to sleep some nights, and he always called them his stress balls.
ReplyDeleteToo much ball playing makes you stutter I guess!
Deletewell, I did notice a tighter grip as he fell asleep!
DeleteMy ex use to play with mine before going to sleep some nights, and he always called them his stress balls.
ReplyDeleteToo much ball playing makes you stutter I guess!
Deleteif the stunning french manicure comes with,
ReplyDeletei'll take two sets, please.
(i do have two hands.)
OH....if you're wondering,
ReplyDeletei am available for on-air testimonials....
Do they have hairy ones?
ReplyDeleteDoes ISN accept HSN cards????
ReplyDeleteKabuki already has a set of stress balls. They came with - well you know
ReplyDeleteThere's obviouly a helluva lot of stressed men on public transport in London, or else the Pocket Billiards World Cup is on at the moment and I hadn't noticed... Jx
ReplyDeleteMade to fit any sized handbag...
ReplyDeleteImagine the model for these with me if you will:
ReplyDeleteA man walks in to a bar only to see a dishwashing-liquid pink golem, six feet tall, looks like a big rubber Shmoo, sitting on a barstool.
Man says 'aw geeze put those fuckin' balls away.'
Shmoo says 'eat me I'm a cookie' and then theres a big fight and the police come in.
Moral: never agree to pose for a ball sculpture.
...my mother told me that joke.
ReplyDeleteYou mother needs to cut back on the hallucinogens. And wear more pastels, while we are at it.
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