Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Fatal Forty

Have you crossed the “fatal forty” line?


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38 comments:

  1. LẌ7:11 AM, September 04, 2012

    "Fatal Forty" disappeared in the rear-view mirror a long time ago. [sigh]

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  2. Anonymous7:21 AM, September 04, 2012

    Funny that you ask this today. "fag-depletion", hear hear ...

    secundus

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    1. The Mistress7:23 AM, September 04, 2012

      Whatever do you mean, Herr Mago?

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    2. Anonymous7:28 AM, September 04, 2012

      *mwah* - bis später.

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    3. The Mistress7:38 AM, September 04, 2012

      I'm not sure what that means but I'll take it!

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    4. FirstNations5:24 PM, September 04, 2012

      Mago: Our daily dose of metaphysical WTF adjustment!

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    5. The Mistress6:44 PM, September 04, 2012

      NATIONS: Long live our favourite Franconian.

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  3. Ms Scarlet7:33 AM, September 04, 2012

    Blimey, I have more than one afternoon fag...
    Sx

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    1. The Mistress7:38 AM, September 04, 2012

      I expected that response from our MALE readers, Miss Scarlet.

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  4. savannah8:01 AM, September 04, 2012

    sweet mary sunshine, sugar! fatal forties? i was surprised i made it past 30! ;~) xoxooxoxoxo

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    1. The Mistress8:30 AM, September 04, 2012

      SAVANNAH: If you remember your ’30s, you really weren’t there.

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  5. Princess9:15 AM, September 04, 2012

    Fuck the Fatal Forties I'm into my Fabulous Fifties!

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    1. The Mistress9:26 AM, September 04, 2012

      PRINNY, I love that 2012 was both your 50th birthday AND The Year of the Arse!

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  6. Topher10:39 AM, September 04, 2012

    I've crossed it off my bucket list...been there and done that....now to learn shuffleboard!

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  7. normadesmond11:25 AM, September 04, 2012

    so, if i take these little pills, i shant become an afternoon fag?

    should we put these into the infomaniac gift bags?

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    1. The Mistress6:46 PM, September 04, 2012

      NORMA: We could drop the pills into Peenee’s Valium Vicodin Casserole.

      After all, it says we should “check up on any of your acquaintances who have reached middle-life.”

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    2. mrpeenee9:00 PM, September 04, 2012

      I wouldn't recommend looking at me when you say that. Not if you want to get there yourself.

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  8. Thombeau4:28 PM, September 04, 2012

    Fatal forty is ancient history, fag-depletion a way of life...

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    1. The Mistress6:46 PM, September 04, 2012

      THOM: No one’s the wiser!

      We have Norma’s “Velva Cream” to thank for your youthful glow.

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    2. Thombeau8:09 PM, September 04, 2012

      To be honest, I initially thought the title of this post was Fatal Farty! (Which might be a good idea for a future endeavor. I have a classic fart story worth sharing, and I'm sure some of our other illustrious Infomaniacs do, too!)

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    3. The Cool Cookie8:15 PM, September 04, 2012

      Norma's Vulva Cream? Sounds like an Infomaniac Product Placement contest. Name the product you'd like have named for you.

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    4. The Mistress8:35 PM, September 04, 2012

      THOM: There you go again, putting ideas into Mistress MJ’s head.

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    5. The Mistress8:36 PM, September 04, 2012

      COOKIE: VELVA Cream!!!

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    6. Mistress Maddie10:02 PM, September 04, 2012

      Fatal Farts Friday......I can see it now.

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    7. The Mistress6:58 AM, September 05, 2012

      Don't give me anymore ideas, Maddie.

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  9. kabuki zero6:57 PM, September 04, 2012

    As a child of light Kabuki fears no forty, no depletion, and definitely no fag. All kabuki fears is the deaf ears of the ignorant massess
    capisci?

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    1. The Mistress8:36 PM, September 04, 2012

      kabuki: Deaf ears?

      You’re referring, no doubt, to Norma and her ear trumpet.

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  10. Mistress Maddie7:10 PM, September 04, 2012

    Passed 40? Honey, from all the gin, I'm well preserved, I'm 86!!!

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  11. Jon7:36 PM, September 04, 2012

    Dahling, my "fag depletion" is no doubt down to "acid" - but usually tongue, not stomach... Jx

    PS And as for "Fatal Forty", on the immortal words of Mr Sondheim, "Good times and bum times, I've seen them all and I'm still here"!

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    1. The Mistress8:37 PM, September 04, 2012

      JON: Have you danced in your scanties?

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    2. Jon9:04 PM, September 04, 2012

      Three bucks an hour was the pay, but I'm here... Jx

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  12. The Cool Cookie8:16 PM, September 04, 2012

    Do I dread forty? Please! Men who are forty call me DADDY!

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    1. The Mistress8:37 PM, September 04, 2012

      COOKIE: Are you a Truckstop Daddy?

      Oh wait, I’m confusing you with AyeM8y.

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    2. Mistress Maddie10:01 PM, September 04, 2012

      Speaking of a nice piece of ass, where in hell is he???????

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    3. The Mistress6:57 AM, September 05, 2012

      MADDIE: Looks like AyeM8y finally showed up when we mentioned farts.

      See our "Fatal Farty" post.

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