Mazel tov, Mistress!
Thank you, Mr. LAX.Mistress MJ is not of the Jewish faith. I suppose that makes her a genital, er, gentile.What's the word? Goy? Shiksa?Jewish Bitches, help me out here.
Rosh Hashanah is the celebration of the Jewish New year, a at holiday of festivities. It's Yom Kippur, the day of atonement for your past sins when you ask G*d to forgive you and to please write your name in the book of life for the coming year. Chopped liver anyone?
Or you might want to get a Jewfro.
Like Norma had?
So there really is a SUCH THING as the shofa. A Jewish guy I saw once was trying to get me to blow his for a Rosh Hashanah celebration. I'm still not sold that is what he wanted me to blow.
Was he a band fag?
well, he might have heard I was a band buddy.....
Its a shofar. A shofa is the sette of a Queen with a lisp.
why thank you Cookie, I must really use my opera glasses more.
Could he be sitting on the shofa with a shofar?
Whatever you do...Always find time to blow the chauffeur...Trust me.Happy Year!!!I'm having bitter herbs & Budweiser!Again.
Sofar, shofar, shofa, chauffeur, I'm so confused. I need to back away from the special candy dish.
maddie, you are so right....there most certainly is a special candy dish.mj's in it.
Certified Kosher Cakes for everyone!
Did someone mention CAKE?
And then I witnessed this: http://www.facialfarts.com/His mother must be really proud of her son.
COOKIE: That’s Filthy Friday fodder if ever I saw it!
just wrap your lips around it and blow.any lips will do.
What was that line from "To Have or Have Not?""You know how to blow, don't you?"
and today may be betty's birthday AND she is a jewess!imagine, connecting all the dots at infomaniac!
May I remind you of the Polka Dot Room, Norma?
Awww...look.He's come shofar!
MJ already has the princess part down. Half way home baby-girl.
Does sucking on a pomegranate-flavoured Daniel Craig count as a Kosher Rosh Hashanah celebration? Jx
I do believe dear, it does. As long as the wood is Kosher that is.
if you're observant, you shouldn't mix milk and meat.i guess this means you can suck him, but just don't let him cum.
never mix; never worry!
YAY! Another good reason (or excuse) to blow something...
*returns briefly to see what's been going on in the room*Hurry sundown.
why I declare, I would say you are trying to get us out right quick for the night, so you can pratice blowing the sofar! or something!
I think some music might be in order before she kicks us all out - from one of my favourite albums, Twistin' the Freilachs! Jx
In honor of the chauffeur:http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=82290123&ac=now(yeah yeah shit i know my links never work whatever yeah.)
Even though we can't see beneath the loincloth/pouch, if he's celebrating Rosh Hashanah you KNOW he's circumcised.
Why thank you Mistress :)Sending you much love and blessings......