Sunday, September 16, 2012

Shofar, So Good

Mistress MJ can really get behind a holiday that includes honey cake, exotic fruits and blowing the shofar



Rosh Hashanah begins at sundown.

Happy New Year to Infomaniac's Jewish Bitches!

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    1. Thank you, Mr. LAX.

      Mistress MJ is not of the Jewish faith.

      I suppose that makes her a genital, er, gentile.

      What's the word? Goy? Shiksa?

      Jewish Bitches, help me out here.

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  2. Rosh Hashanah is the celebration of the Jewish New year, a at holiday of festivities. It's Yom Kippur, the day of atonement for your past sins when you ask G*d to forgive you and to please write your name in the book of life for the coming year. Chopped liver anyone?

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  3. So there really is a SUCH THING as the shofa. A Jewish guy I saw once was trying to get me to blow his for a Rosh Hashanah celebration. I'm still not sold that is what he wanted me to blow.

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    1. well, he might have heard I was a band buddy.....

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    2. Its a shofar. A shofa is the sette of a Queen with a lisp.

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    3. why thank you Cookie, I must really use my opera glasses more.

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    4. Could he be sitting on the shofa with a shofar?

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    5. Whatever you do...
      Always find time to blow the chauffeur...


      Trust me.

      Happy Year!!!

      I'm having bitter herbs & Budweiser!

      Again.

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    6. Sofar, shofar, shofa, chauffeur, I'm so confused. I need to back away from the special candy dish.

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    7. maddie, you are so right....
      there most certainly is a special candy dish.

      mj's in it.

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    1. And then I witnessed this: http://www.facialfarts.com/

      His mother must be really proud of her son.

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    2. COOKIE: That’s Filthy Friday fodder if ever I saw it!

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  5. just wrap your lips around it and blow.

    any lips will do.

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    1. What was that line from "To Have or Have Not?"

      "You know how to blow, don't you?"

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    2. and today may be betty's birthday AND she is a jewess!

      imagine, connecting all the dots at infomaniac!


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    3. May I remind you of the Polka Dot Room, Norma?

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  6. MJ already has the princess part down. Half way home baby-girl.

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  7. Does sucking on a pomegranate-flavoured Daniel Craig count as a Kosher Rosh Hashanah celebration? Jx

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    1. I do believe dear, it does. As long as the wood is Kosher that is.

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    2. if you're observant, you shouldn't mix milk and meat.
      i guess this means you can suck him,
      but just don't let him cum.

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  8. YAY! Another good reason (or excuse) to blow something...

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  9. *returns briefly to see what's been going on in the room*

    Hurry sundown.

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    1. why I declare, I would say you are trying to get us out right quick for the night, so you can pratice blowing the sofar! or something!

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    2. I think some music might be in order before she kicks us all out - from one of my favourite albums, Twistin' the Freilachs! Jx

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  10. In honor of the chauffeur:

    http://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=82290123&ac=now

    (yeah yeah shit i know my links never work whatever yeah.)

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  11. Even though we can't see beneath the loincloth/pouch, if he's celebrating Rosh Hashanah you KNOW he's circumcised.

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  12. Why thank you Mistress :)

    Sending you much love and blessings......

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