Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Infomaniac Bitch Appreciation Day

All hail Infomaniac Bitches!

Mistress MJ wishes to thank each and everyone of you who brightens her day with your witty repartee.

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Sometimes you get on my one last good nerve but I wouldn't trade you in for any other blogger's Bitches.

Oh my, Mr. Peenee looks confused again...

36 comments:

  1. As much as I love your shapely arse, I still haven’t forgiven you for the incident involving The Infomaniac House of Beauty vs. The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium.

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  2. Does this mean I get a company car?

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    1. Of what use would a car be to the "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ?"

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  3. Nothing says "Thank You" to an infomaniac bitch like the absence of Cake...

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  4. Don't fall for this bitches. It's a trap! DON'T EAT A SINGLE THING FROM THAT BUFFET TABLE!!!!!

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  5. Ah yes, this summer's happening in Bugarach ... Peenee was the only one who left his socks on, as usual ...

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    1. I am not about to walk barefoot where these other bitches have been. Probably get worms.

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    2. Don't they have one of those big alien rock in Sumas?

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    3. Do NOT go anywhere near The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium!

      Nor Peenee’s feet.

      Watch out for Cthulhu in Sumas.

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    4. Big alien rock? Is this supposed to be like music rock or a geological rock? I rock, of course...no matter where ah is, beyotch! *preens* oh yeah.

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    5. Rock with your cock out!

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  6. I appreciate your motley crew, too, MJ---but not as much as I appreciate YOU! And I don't care who knows it.

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    1. I don’t care who knows that I love you, Thom.

      And now, let us break into song.

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  7. i got strict instructions from higher up that this buffet's "weigh and pay." it's $7.99 a pound and you pour your salad dressing BEFORE weighing.

    now step aside, let's keep that line moving.

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    1. Are you sure that’s salad dressing, Norma?

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  8. hmm, you may be right. peenee looks spent.

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    1. A lifetime spent ogling porn will do that.

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  9. I appreciate you too, MJ. The rest of youse aren't so bad either! And I'm absolutele LOVING this delicious Caesar salad here on the buffet!

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    1. Ms. First Nations, people! Commenting here on Infomaniac since 2006!

      She is the cracker to my cheese.

      Fears no one and nothing except FENNEL!

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    2. Uh, that might not be salad dressing...

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    3. That's what PeeNee said it was when he set it on the table. He wouldn't lie to a girl just for a cheap laugh, would he?

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  10. ...oh. Bugarach. Rock. I get it. Yeah, we have one.

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  11. ..waitCRACKER?????? *does comic spit-take*

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    1. I'd say "thank you, I'm here all night" but I really need a little shut-eye.

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  12. So there is no cake. Kabuki feels loved

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    1. kabuki is adored.

      Mistress MJ kisses the hem of kabuki's kimono.

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