Mistress MJ wishes to thank each and everyone of you who brightens her day with your witty repartee.
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Sometimes you get on my one last good nerve but I wouldn't trade you in for any other blogger's Bitches.
Oh my, Mr. Peenee looks confused again...
First!
ReplyDeleteHappy to oblige.
As much as I love your shapely arse, I still haven’t forgiven you for the incident involving The Infomaniac House of Beauty vs. The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium.
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean I get a company car?
ReplyDeleteOf what use would a car be to the "Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer and Personal IT Consultant to Mistress MJ?"
DeleteNothing says "Thank You" to an infomaniac bitch like the absence of Cake...
ReplyDeleteDon't fall for this bitches. It's a trap! DON'T EAT A SINGLE THING FROM THAT BUFFET TABLE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDon’t worry.
DeleteI’ve appointed Norma to be our food taster.
Too late - I had the pork scratchings! Jx
DeleteAnd now you're itchin'!
DeleteItchin’ and bitchin’.
DeleteCAKE !!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
DeleteDid someone mention CAKE again?
DeleteAh yes, this summer's happening in Bugarach ... Peenee was the only one who left his socks on, as usual ...
ReplyDeleteI am not about to walk barefoot where these other bitches have been. Probably get worms.
DeleteOr leprosy. Jx
DeleteDon't they have one of those big alien rock in Sumas?
DeleteDo NOT go anywhere near The Mean Dirty Pirate Leprosarium!
DeleteNor Peenee’s feet.
Watch out for Cthulhu in Sumas.
Big alien rock? Is this supposed to be like music rock or a geological rock? I rock, of course...no matter where ah is, beyotch! *preens* oh yeah.
DeleteRock with your cock out!
DeleteI appreciate your motley crew, too, MJ---but not as much as I appreciate YOU! And I don't care who knows it.
ReplyDeleteI don’t care who knows that I love you, Thom.
DeleteAnd now, let us break into song.
i got strict instructions from higher up that this buffet's "weigh and pay." it's $7.99 a pound and you pour your salad dressing BEFORE weighing.
ReplyDeletenow step aside, let's keep that line moving.
Are you sure that’s salad dressing, Norma?
Deletehmm, you may be right. peenee looks spent.
ReplyDeleteA lifetime spent ogling porn will do that.
DeleteI appreciate you too, MJ. The rest of youse aren't so bad either! And I'm absolutele LOVING this delicious Caesar salad here on the buffet!
ReplyDeleteMs. First Nations, people! Commenting here on Infomaniac since 2006!
DeleteShe is the cracker to my cheese.
Fears no one and nothing except FENNEL!
Uh, that might not be salad dressing...
DeleteThat's what PeeNee said it was when he set it on the table. He wouldn't lie to a girl just for a cheap laugh, would he?
Delete...oh. Bugarach. Rock. I get it. Yeah, we have one.
ReplyDelete..waitCRACKER?????? *does comic spit-take*
ReplyDeleteI'd say "thank you, I'm here all night" but I really need a little shut-eye.
DeleteSo there is no cake. Kabuki feels loved
ReplyDeletekabuki is adored.
DeleteMistress MJ kisses the hem of kabuki's kimono.