Saturday, September 15, 2012

Gone Square Dancing


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19 comments:

  1. LẌ6:01 AM, September 15, 2012

    Have pillows. Will fluff.

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  2. Ms Scarlet6:07 AM, September 15, 2012

    No German Slap Dancing for you then, missy.
    Sx

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  3. savannah6:08 AM, September 15, 2012

    (how does he do it????)

    oh hai, mr. lx!

    xoxoxoxoxox

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  4. normadesmond9:46 AM, September 15, 2012

    and a dosey douche.

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  5. Jon DeepBlue1:28 PM, September 15, 2012

    I missread the last one in the "DO" list as

    PANIC!!!

    which is what I usually do in these circumstances......

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    1. Anonymous8:50 PM, September 19, 2012

      I misread the third item in the "Do Moderately" column as "Play Fart Games".

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  6. kabuki zero2:22 PM, September 15, 2012

    Kabuki does not swing his partner to and fro. How gauche

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  7. Thombeau3:18 PM, September 15, 2012

    If by "square dancing" you mean "butt fucking", then by all means have fun!

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    1. Jon4:47 PM, September 15, 2012

      I always wanted to know the secret behind what attracts people to square dancing. Now I know! Where do I sign? Jx

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  8. Kapitano5:32 PM, September 15, 2012

    I always knew there was something square about MJ.

    Unless she means SQueer Dancing.

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  9. Princess5:39 PM, September 15, 2012


    Oh how lovely and thoughtful of the person that constructed the do and don't list. Holding a Menstruation Picnic is just what every girl needs!

    And what is the difference between plain old "Dancing" and "Moderately Square Dancing"

    oh...The wearing of skates perhaps?

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  10. mrpeenee9:03 PM, September 15, 2012

    Square Dancing. Because....

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  11. The Cool Cookie9:27 PM, September 15, 2012

    If you see Aunt Flo, be kind - she's a bit heavy...

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  12. kabuki zero12:51 AM, September 16, 2012

    If kabuki had a hammer, kabuki would hammer in the morning. Kabuki would hammer in the evening. Just sayin

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  13. Mitzi 1:16 PM, September 16, 2012

    I would like to know the "DONT DOs" during a lady's unclean week?

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    1. The Mistress6:48 PM, September 16, 2012

      Thank goodness you're back, Mitzi.

      Would you mind asking Carmen to mop up?

      Mistress MJ does not do housework during a lady's unclean week.

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