Have pillows. Will fluff.
Bites pillows. Will also fluff.
No German Slap Dancing for you then, missy.Sx
(how does he do it????) oh hai, mr. lx!xoxoxoxoxox
No life.Oh Hai Savannah & Miss Scarlet!
Oh Hai!Same here.Sx
and a dosey douche.
I missread the last one in the "DO" list asPANIC!!!which is what I usually do in these circumstances......
I misread the third item in the "Do Moderately" column as "Play Fart Games".
Kabuki does not swing his partner to and fro. How gauche
If by "square dancing" you mean "butt fucking", then by all means have fun!
I always wanted to know the secret behind what attracts people to square dancing. Now I know! Where do I sign? Jx
I always knew there was something square about MJ.Unless she means SQueer Dancing.
Oh how lovely and thoughtful of the person that constructed the do and don't list. Holding a Menstruation Picnic is just what every girl needs!And what is the difference between plain old "Dancing" and "Moderately Square Dancing"oh...The wearing of skates perhaps?
Square Dancing. Because....
If you see Aunt Flo, be kind - she's a bit heavy...
If kabuki had a hammer, kabuki would hammer in the morning. Kabuki would hammer in the evening. Just sayin
I would like to know the "DONT DOs" during a lady's unclean week?
Thank goodness you're back, Mitzi.Would you mind asking Carmen to mop up?Mistress MJ does not do housework during a lady's unclean week.