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Submit your favourite recipe including a photo of the finished product. If you’re really gung-ho, you may send photos of each step of your recipe.
We’re not talking joke recipes. No. We want you to whip up something mouth-watering.
You can COOK something or you can BAKE something or you can prepare something that doesn’t require cooking such as a cocktail, appetizers, salad, etc.
Be sure to proofread your recipe! Make certain that all measurements, temperatures, etc., are correctly documented in your recipe. Some of your fellow Bitches may wish to recreate your recipe in the comfort of their own homes so ACCURACY IS IMPORTANT!
Now go back and re-read these instructions.
DEADLINE: October 31, 2012
PRIZE: To be announced soon.
Note: Following the deadline, your entries will be posted one at a time during the month of November rather than in one giant post.
You're going to need a bigger bun.
ReplyDeleteDid I win yet?
Mistress MJ does not "relish" slapping you repeatedly but she will do what she has to do.
DeleteAnd I'll help! I like lx, I just like slapping!
DeleteHot-dogs sounds good. I'll have a dozen please.
ReplyDeleteSave some for the other Bitches!
DeleteLove those kosher dogs!!
ReplyDeleteNATIONS: I don’t see the "Triangle K" symbol.
Deleteyou know what they say about too many cooks....
ReplyDelete...get a mouthful of broth? Jx
DeleteHow Dare u imply there are rat turds in thekitchen! WERE is the correct tense. Kabuki does not share kitchen items, so the intruder HAD TO DIE! Anyway want some bread pudding? It's got raisins.
ReplyDeletekabuki: This is our first quarrel.
DeleteUnless you count that time over the French.
BITCH, you didnt say we were going to win a daisy chain with cute boys! What to make, what to make.........
ReplyDeleteStuttering again. You've been doing it a lot lately. I'd be worried if I were you.
DeleteBITCH, you didnt say we were going to win a daisy chain with cute boys! What to make, what to make.........
ReplyDeleteMADDIE: A thought so nice you said it twice!
DeleteStuttering again. You've been doing it a lot lately. I'd be worried if I were you.
DeleteDon’t encourage them, Mago.
ReplyDeleteI found "Creme of Dyke" from the You've Had Worse Things in Your Mouth Cookbook:
ReplyDeleteTofu, chopped
Skim milk
A pinch of salt and alum
Heat until it reaches 98.7 degrees (f).
It's called Creme of Dyke because there is nothing a Lesbian hates more that something luke warm, salty and acrid sliding down her throat.
COOKIE: Did you serve these at your block parties?
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