Plug in the vodka fountain!*
Infomaniac celebrates its 5th anniversary on Wednesday 23rd March and you’re all invited!
R.S.V.P.
These FABULOUS party inventions were created by the creative genius that is our Miss Scarlet at SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY.
As Miss Scarlet says…
With an elegant flourish and a flick of my nib I can make your stationery even more delightful to send and receive. Calligraphy is the ideal enhancement for wedding stationery, wedding vows, escort cards, place cards, envelopes, certificates, poetry and quotes.
Visit SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY to peruse her gallery and place your order TODAY!
*ADDENDUM: Before there was a vodka fountain (as created by Anonymous Boxer…thanks, Boxer!), KAZ was the first person to bring a bottle of vodka to Infomaniac. With this in mind, let us drink to the memory of our dear KAZ. KAZ, you are missed but your spirit (and your "spirits") live on here on Infomaniac.
OH MY !!!
ReplyDeleteCOUNT ME IN !!!!!
I will bring my special vodka cocktail book and I will prepare some Blow Jobs.
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Please clear a space for me and my Stoli.
ReplyDeleteDAMIEN: OH MY !!!
ReplyDeleteCOUNT ME IN !!!!!
Mistress MJ expects you to wear your best slave uniform and to assist in making the guests comfortable.
But a reminder to stir their drinks with your “special swizzle stick” only if they ask.
SCARLET: I will bring my special vodka cocktail book and I will prepare some Blow Jobs.
I’m thrilled! And thank you so very much for creating those beautiful party invitations.
I’ve consulted your cocktail book only to find that while the Blow Job receives a rating of 7.4, the Woo Woo scores much higher at 9.2 and the Cum Shot even better at 9.6.
ZEN: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Please clear a space for me and my Stoli.
Certainly!
Are you who I think you are, my “fancy” friend? Please email me to confirm.
i will see you there, sugar! i'll bring my grey goose, too! xoxoxoxo
ReplyDeleteSAVANNAH: i will see you there, sugar! i'll bring my grey goose, too!
ReplyDeleteAs I recall, it didn’t take you long to latch onto the vodka teat once you started visiting Infomaniac.
I'm RSVPeeing with excitement...
ReplyDeleteI'll drop by. There must be a vat of industrial left somewhere, I'll fetch it.
ReplyDeletePRINCESS: I'm RSVPeeing with excitement...
ReplyDeleteDon’t forget your Poise pads!
MAGO: I'll drop by. There must be a vat of industrial left somewhere, I'll fetch it.
Industrial what?
I'll be there!
ReplyDelete*runs off to check her wardrobe and vodka supplies*
Ethanol.
ReplyDeleteThank you for the plug!!
ReplyDeleteSx
..and still forgot to tic the box...
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ROSES: I'll be there!
ReplyDelete*runs off to check her wardrobe and vodka supplies*
You mean there’s something in your wardrobe other than the pink fluffy dressing gown?
MAGO: Ethanol.
There should be a vat down in the oubliette.
SCARLET: Thank you for the plug!!
..and still forgot to tic the box...
It’s unlike you to forget to tick your box.
I'd love to say something witty, but if the party is on Wednesday, I have to start cinching my corset & applying foundation NOW.....
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the traditional 5th anniversary present anyway? Paper? Tin?
Crocs?
WALLY: I'd love to say something witty, but if the party is on Wednesday, I have to start cinching my corset & applying foundation NOW.....
ReplyDeletePop a couple of TrimSpa.
Although Anna Nicole Smith may not have been the best spokesperson for this product.
JASON: Congrats!
What is the traditional 5th anniversary present anyway? Paper? Tin?
Crocs?
Don’t make me put you over my knee.
Thanks for the invite! I'll be there in white tie ... and Grey Goose.
ReplyDeleteXL: Thanks for the invite! I'll be there in white tie ... and Grey Goose.
ReplyDeleteSo handsome.
And does your boutonnière squirt water?
Did you say it was your 5th?
ReplyDeleteJust as well I've got wood then...
smell you there.
ReplyDeleteDid you say I was to bring a Fifth or it's YOUR 5th?
ReplyDeleteEither way, I'll be there and I'll start polishing up the vodka fountain right away.
PRINCESS: Did you say it was your 5th?
ReplyDeleteJust as well I've got wood then...
Morning wood?
NORMADESMOND: smell you there.
Smells like pussy.
BOXER: Did you say I was to bring a Fifth or it's YOUR 5th?
Either way, I'll be there and I'll start polishing up the vodka fountain right away.
Yes and yes!
Your vodka fountain is one of the best inventions ever.
I had the most amazing pink vodka cocktails on Friday. They even tasted pink, so I'm there!
ReplyDeleteTo KAZ! Long may she rave!
Witches never RSVP.
ReplyDeleteExcept to this. I'll be there, and I may even have a sip of vodka in honour of darling KAZ. Although, can you ensure there's a gin & tonic waterfall as well as the vodka fountain?
If I was more sociable, I'd have commissioned Miss Scarlet for some invitations of my own. LOVE her designs!
CYBERPOOF: I had the most amazing pink vodka cocktails on Friday. They even tasted pink, so I'm there!
ReplyDeleteTo KAZ! Long may she rave!
I should just coat you in rimming sugar and toss you into the Pink Room.
IVD: Witches never RSVP.
Except to this. I'll be there, and I may even have a sip of vodka in honour of darling KAZ. Although, can you ensure there's a gin & tonic waterfall as well as the vodka fountain?
If I was more sociable, I'd have commissioned Miss Scarlet for some invitations of my own. LOVE her designs!
May I suggest that you get Coven calling cards made up by Miss Scarlet for each of the Coven members?
I shall arrange for a gin spigot.
Special note to IVD… Be sure to visit Infomaniac the day before the party. Teehee.
"does your boutonnière squirt water?"
ReplyDeleteVodka; for the convenience of my fellow Infomaniacs!
Will do, but I cannot for the life of me think why?
ReplyDeleteTWO DAY notice?!! WHAT the HELL will I wear??!!
ReplyDeleteCount me in. Is this a semi, ahem, formal? Would a pearl necklace be too much?
I'm with Michael Guy r/e appropriate attire. Do I drag out one of the lovely once worn bridesmaid dresses(lilac, mint,apricot,etc.) or just cullotes?
ReplyDeletekabuki was quite the vodka drinker back-in-the-day. As benefits a celebratory memorial celebrity shimn-dig throw down, kabuki shall drink a toast to KAZ, and perhaps dance in the vodka fountain. And seeing as how kabuki is uncertain of the required attire - kabuki shall of course arrive buck naked. so as not to offend. consider me rsvp'd bitches.
ReplyDeleteXL: "does your boutonnière squirt water?"
ReplyDeleteVodka; for the convenience of my fellow Infomaniacs!
You’re swell, XL.
IVD: Will do, but I cannot for the life of me think why?
Perhaps I should have had Miss Scarlet make up invitations for what’s in store on Tuesday.
MICHAEL GUY: TWO DAY notice?!! WHAT the HELL will I wear??!!
Count me in. Is this a semi, ahem, formal? Would a pearl necklace be too much?
I’d like you to arrive wearing only a pearl necklace and your underpants.
TB: I'm with Michael Guy r/e appropriate attire. Do I drag out one of the lovely once worn bridesmaid dresses(lilac, mint,apricot,etc.) or just cullotes?
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Surprise us, TB.
KABUKI: kabuki was quite the vodka drinker back-in-the-day. As benefits a celebratory memorial celebrity shimn-dig throw down, kabuki shall drink a toast to KAZ, and perhaps dance in the vodka fountain. And seeing as how kabuki is uncertain of the required attire - kabuki shall of course arrive buck naked. so as not to offend. consider me rsvp'd bitches.
Mistress MJ requests that you make a dramatic entrance; tossing your long silver mane and slipping slowly out of your kimono as you step into the vodka fountain.
We’ll be mesmerized by your beauty as well as the astonishing light show projected onto the vodka fountain, accompanied by “Rondine al nido” as performed by Luciano Pavarotti.
You will then channel Anita Ekberg à la Dolce Vita.
A standing ovation will follow along with coins tossed into the vodka fountain.
I love you. I love your blog. I love vodka. I wish to be there for the big event!
ReplyDeleteSTEPHEN: I love you. I love your blog. I love vodka. I wish to be there for the big event!
ReplyDeleteOh my, Stephen!
*fans self vigorously and jumps into vodka fountain to cool down*
Flawless flourishes Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteIs a bathing cap appropriate for swimming in the vodka fountain?
With a lovely and fantastic invite like that (and the possibility of booze??? I'm there!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on 5 fabulous years!!!
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HAYWARD: Flawless flourishes Miss Scarlet!
ReplyDeleteIs a bathing cap appropriate for swimming in the vodka fountain?
Yes but only if it has petals.
EROS: With a lovely and fantastic invite like that (and the possibility of booze??? I'm there!
Congratulations on 5 fabulous years!!!
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Thank you, Eros!
SCARLET: Mr Devine is a jolly nice chap.
Isn't he just?