Monday, December 28, 2009

New Year's Eve Preparations

As you can see, it's all Mistress MJ can do to control the hijinks chez Infomaniac at this celebratory time of year …



As she is run ragged at the moment, there will be no new post ‘til Thursday.
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43 comments:

  1. jason10:25 PM, December 27, 2009

    first!
    I thought I heard a cork pop.
    That was a cork, right?

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  2. The Mistress10:28 PM, December 27, 2009

    JASON: We just simultaneously commented on each other’s blogs.

    Was it good for YOU too?

    Now I'm off to investigate the sound.

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  3. normadesmond10:32 PM, December 27, 2009

    i remember how hard it was to be simultaneous, especially with a champagne bottle up your ass.

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  4. The Mistress10:39 PM, December 27, 2009

    NORMADESMOND: i remember how hard it was to be simultaneous, especially with a champagne bottle up your ass.

    If you could master being simultaneous with a champagne bottle up yer arse, you may want to consider a career in juggling or plate spinning.

    *cues Sabre Dance music*

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  5. Damien10:50 PM, December 27, 2009

    happy regards for your new year Mistress - and i hope you get our cork popped.

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  6. mrpeenee11:03 PM, December 27, 2009

    I'm glad to see the houseboys didn't get into the *good* champagne.

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  7. savannah11:04 PM, December 27, 2009

    let's hope it was an inferior champagne, sugar! xoxoxox

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  8. Anonymous11:16 PM, December 27, 2009

    How to translate "run ragged" in Franconian?

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  9. The Mistress11:16 PM, December 27, 2009

    DAMIEN: happy regards for your new year Mistress - and i hope you get our cork popped.

    I’m fizzing already.

    MR. PEENEE: I'm glad to see the houseboys didn't get into the *good* champagne.

    I hope they didn’t splash any on your new lavender argyle socks.

    SAVANNAH: let's hope it was an inferior champagne, sugar!

    The Veuve Clicquot is juste pour moi.

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  10. The Mistress11:21 PM, December 27, 2009

    MAGO: How to translate "run ragged" in Franconian?

    Ich war in letzter Zeit sehr beschaeftigt und Ich bin todmuede.

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  11. Anonymous11:25 PM, December 27, 2009

    Oh, those house boys...what to do? Tell them to "put a cork in it!!!"

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  12. Princess11:39 PM, December 27, 2009

    Dear Mistress.
    Your houseboys are so inventive. Who would have thought that cheap champagne could be used as a douche? As opposed to a laxitive.

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  13. LẌ11:50 PM, December 27, 2009

    Let's dance!

    Oh Hai Savannah!

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  14. The Mistress12:08 AM, December 28, 2009

    RANDOM: Oh, those house boys...what to do? Tell them to "put a cork in it!!!"

    The outcome will be explosive!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress.
    Your houseboys are so inventive. Who would have thought that cheap champagne could be used as a douche? As opposed to a laxitive.

    More fun than drinking champagne from a slipper!

    XL: Let's dance!

    The Lawrence Welk “Champagne Polka” with Myron Floren?

    *cues the Bubble Machine*

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  15. Jenny12:14 AM, December 28, 2009

    I got the bleach!

    Oh wait, wrong preperations. Never mind.

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  16. Anonymous12:48 AM, December 28, 2009

    Damn, how do I get invited to this party?

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  17. CyberPete1:20 AM, December 28, 2009

    Now that guy has the exact same expression on his face as Julia Roberts in the movie Pret A Porter, when Tim Robbins pops the cork of the Champagne. A look of pure bliss. Fantastic scene in a brilliant movie.

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  18. ayeM8y1:57 AM, December 28, 2009

    Nothing cures a New Years hangover like felching champagne from a houseboy...Mistress be a dear and bring me a straw...

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  19. Istvanski2:06 AM, December 28, 2009

    Love the pic.
    Crack cleanser for the elite?

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  20. eroswings3:01 AM, December 28, 2009

    They turned body shots into booty shots!

    I hope he took the cork off the bottle before aiming it at his friend!

    Cheers!!!

    (--)....(--)
    _I_...._I_

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  21. Roses3:19 AM, December 28, 2009

    Quite frankly Mistress, with that lot running riot, I'm surprise you even have time for blogging.

    At least the champagne won't stain anything.

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  22. BEAST3:44 AM, December 28, 2009

    Jayzus , what some people have to do for a living......

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  23. Inexplicable DeVice4:23 AM, December 28, 2009

    What's with the pointy window and doorway? Are they in a church? BLASPHEMY!

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  24. Ms Scarlet6:29 AM, December 28, 2009

    Cracking open the fizz... or vice versa...
    Sx

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  25. The Mistress8:56 AM, December 28, 2009

    BOXER: I got the bleach!
    Oh wait, wrong preperations. Never mind.

    In cream form?

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Damn, how do I get invited to this party?

    I’m sure our little Danish friend CyberPete will have some ideas.

    CYBERPOOF: Now that guy has the exact same expression on his face as Julia Roberts in the movie Pret A Porter, when Tim Robbins pops the cork of the Champagne. A look of pure bliss. Fantastic scene in a brilliant movie.

    A look we’re no longer seeing on the face of Susan Sarandon.

    AYEM8Y: Nothing cures a New Years hangover like felching champagne from a houseboy...Mistress be a dear and bring me a straw...

    You might try a bendy straw for those hard to reach areas.

    Drink up!

    ISTVANSKI: Love the pic.
    Crack cleanser for the elite?

    The ass, er, the grass is always cleaner, er, greener for the rich, isn’t it?

    EROS: They turned body shots into booty shots!
    I hope he took the cork off the bottle before aiming it at his friend!
    Cheers!!!

    I’m looking at your graphic…

    Is your glass half empty or half full?

    ROSES: Quite frankly Mistress, with that lot running riot, I'm surprise you even have time for blogging.
    At least the champagne won't stain anything.

    I fear stainage when they break for their yogurt treats.

    BEAST: Jayzus , what some people have to do for a living......

    It beats slaving over a hot tub of dishwater at Café C, now doesn’t it?

    IVD: What's with the pointy window and doorway? Are they in a church? BLASPHEMY!

    I’m fingering my rosary beads as we speak.

    SCARLET: Cracking open the fizz... or vice versa...

    Fizzing open the crack?

    Ha!!! Oh Miss Scarlet, you do add effervescence.

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  26. Michael Guy9:37 AM, December 28, 2009

    I've heard about folks drinking champagne from a shoe but this is certainly a refreshing new angle.

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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  27. Romeo Morningwood10:25 AM, December 28, 2009

    Who's your bidet?
    This is why it is so important to get a decent "bro-zilian" wax before the holidays.

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  28. The Mistress10:50 AM, December 28, 2009

    MICHAEL GUY: I've heard about folks drinking champagne from a shoe but this is certainly a refreshing new angle.
    HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    Happy new year to you Michael!

    Ah yes, the tradition of drinking champagne from a shoe known in France as “Le Rituel”.

    Let’s raise our Louboutin crystal stilettos in a toast.

    DONN: Who's your bidet?
    This is why it is so important to get a decent "bro-zilian" wax before the holidays.

    Let’s call Mr. Baldnutz.

    He'll get the job done!

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  29. Anonymous11:00 AM, December 28, 2009

    "... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen ..."
    The prol-version.

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  30. The Mistress12:02 PM, December 28, 2009

    MAGO: "... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen ..."
    The prol-version.

    Komm sofort her!

    And bring your loofah!

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  31. CyberPete12:19 PM, December 28, 2009

    Bless.

    Hey, I want that Louboutin Champagne arrangement!

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  32. Jill10:01 AM, December 29, 2009

    Happy New Year!
    Cheers!

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  33. FirstNations10:09 AM, December 29, 2009

    No kidding, IDV; that looks like a church to me too. And I'm jealous. All we ever got was 45 minutes of latin followed by a cookie.
    It also looks darned refreshing. Theres nothing like an effervescent butthole in the morning; it smells like victory! ...or however that goes.

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  34. The Mistress10:18 AM, December 29, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Bless.
    Hey, I want that Louboutin Champagne arrangement!

    And why, pray tell, do you deserve it?

    JILL: Happy New Year!
    Cheers!

    Cheers, Miss Jill!

    NATIONS: No kidding, IDV; that looks like a church to me too. And I'm jealous. All we ever got was 45 minutes of latin followed by a cookie.
    It also looks darned refreshing. Theres nothing like an effervescent butthole in the morning; it smells like victory! ...or however that goes.

    Maybe it’s one of those immoral church conversions the Vatican was rattling on about.

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  35. CyberPete1:47 PM, December 29, 2009

    Because I'm fabulous!

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  36. Mitzi 5:50 PM, December 29, 2009

    Champoo?

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  37. The Mistress10:07 PM, December 29, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Because I'm fabulous!

    Is that tattooed on your forehead?

    MITZI: Champoo?

    Ha! Brilliant!

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  38. FirstNations11:32 PM, December 29, 2009

    My favorite immoral church conversion was The Holy Smoke up in Kendall...a former rural chapel turned into a Banditos biker bar. We used to go to the dirt drags out behind the place in the woods and stand around drinking overpriced 40's of malt liquor. After being run into the ground by former owner 'Sit On My Face' Van Kooi it is now once again a chapel! Oh, if the floor in the ladies room could talk...

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  39. The Mistress12:48 AM, December 30, 2009

    NATIONS: Everyone should have a cool moniker like 'Sit On My Face' Van Kooi.

    Yours might be 'Pissbiscuits' Nations.

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  40. Anonymous10:01 AM, December 30, 2009

    That looks like a 'Real Pain' not a 'Sham Pain' hahahahahahaha see what i did there? 'Sham Pain' like Champagne .... oh welll... *slopes off*

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  41. The Mistress10:10 AM, December 30, 2009

    MUTLEY: That looks like a 'Real Pain' not a 'Sham Pain' hahahahahahaha see what i did there? 'Sham Pain' like Champagne .... oh welll... *slopes off*

    It’s been a tough year for you, hasn’t it Mr. Mutley?

    I shall round up all the laydeez and give you a big hug.

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  42. garfer4:55 PM, December 30, 2009

    Run ragged my arse!

    You've been secretly quaffing CC when nobody was looking. Get to the grindstone you lazy Canuck bint.

    The houseboys need encouragement. Encourage by example, or use a whip.

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  43. The Mistress7:37 PM, December 30, 2009

    GARFY: Run ragged my arse!
    You've been secretly quaffing CC when nobody was looking. Get to the grindstone you lazy Canuck bint.
    The houseboys need encouragement. Encourage by example, or use a whip.

    So? What OF it?

    It’s Jamesons if you must know though there’s two bottles of ice wine that haven’t been touched yet.

    You’ll have your new post when I’m good and ready.

    If you hadn’t distracted me with your Louis MacNeice and his animated mouth, I’d have had a post up by now.

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