Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Mistletoe Belt Buckle

It’s that special time of year again when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle …



Please form an orderly queue to plant your Christmas kiss on Mistress MJ.

No pushing or shoving.

There’s plenty of Mistress MJ to go around for everyone.

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44 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:20 PM, December 21, 2009

    Yay First!

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  2. normadesmond9:21 PM, December 21, 2009

    am i supposed to kiss whatever's UNDER the mistletoe? as if.

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  3. The Mistress9:28 PM, December 21, 2009

    MAGO: Yay First!

    No sloppy seconds for YOU!

    NORMADESMOND: am i supposed to kiss whatever's UNDER the mistletoe? as if.

    KISS it, bitch!

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  4. Anonymous9:53 PM, December 21, 2009

    Norma doesn't want - darf ich nochmal?

    SLURP

    sorry *blushes*

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  5. The Mistress10:00 PM, December 21, 2009

    MAGO: Don’t talk with your mouth full.

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  6. Ponita in Real Life10:02 PM, December 21, 2009

    Please lend your belt buckle to Eros... then the line for the girls can form behind me!

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  7. Anonymous10:03 PM, December 21, 2009

    nomnomnomfanningnomBobnomgrrm

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  8. savannah10:04 PM, December 21, 2009

    stop the christmas madness!! bring on MY BIRTHDAY!!! xoxoxoxox

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  9. jason10:12 PM, December 21, 2009

    Is that mistle or gristle?

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  10. The Mistress10:12 PM, December 21, 2009

    PONITA: Please lend your belt buckle to Eros... then the line for the girls can form behind me!

    It’s all about Mistress MJ today, thank you very much.

    MAGO: nomnomnomfanningnomBobnomgrrm

    The only word I caught was ‘Bob’…

    Are you imagining Robert Mitchum?

    SAVANNAH: stop the christmas madness!! bring on MY BIRTHDAY!!!

    Don’t worry.

    Your name is in Infomaniac’s Big Book of Birthdays and there will be cake.

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  11. The Mistress10:14 PM, December 21, 2009

    JASON: Is that mistle or gristle?

    Jason, you little insolent little imp!

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  12. Anonymous10:16 PM, December 21, 2009

    You mentioned Bob would be fanning ...

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  13. Anonymous11:45 PM, December 21, 2009

    I want one too!! To wear on Christmas day!!

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  14. eroswings11:45 PM, December 21, 2009

    Ho! Ho! Ho!

    And I mean that with good will and holiday cheer!

    *Waits in line*

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  15. Anonymous11:53 PM, December 21, 2009

    Just do what has to be done, Eros.

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  16. mrpeenee12:01 AM, December 22, 2009

    Darling, has anyone ever mentioned to you that you're supposed to wear pants with your belt?

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  17. Marko12:12 AM, December 22, 2009

    17?

    I got nothing. BUT I love that you're getting into the Holiday Spirit.

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  18. Romeo Morningwood12:31 AM, December 22, 2009

    As long as you are up for some missiletoe :)
    ps; I've sworn off the mooseknuckle until 2012..
    just sayin'.

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  19. LẌ1:07 AM, December 22, 2009

    Ho! Ho! Ho!

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  20. Princess1:54 AM, December 22, 2009

    Dear Mistress
    I didn't realise that I could stoop so low. My chiropractor thanks you!!

    Can someone xplain egg nog? Sounds like someting that might curdle in this heat!

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  21. CyberPete2:38 AM, December 22, 2009

    That is one hideous belt. A fashion faux pas, I daresay.

    Still, someone deserves a HUG!

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  22. Kapitano3:30 AM, December 22, 2009

    Last year I swallowed the mistletoe.

    But no one took the hint.

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  23. Roses3:46 AM, December 22, 2009

    As I'm ridiculously heterosexual, I'm going to take the cowards way and give you a kiss on the cheek.

    Besides, I can't wait around all day until Mago is finished with you.

    I'd ask him for a footrub while I'm waiting except I don't think he'd hear me.

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  24. KAZ5:30 AM, December 22, 2009

    It won't be the first time babe.

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  25. Ms Scarlet5:36 AM, December 22, 2009

    What the hell, it's Christmas and it might get Mr Swings interested.
    *dives beneath mistletoe*
    Sx

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  26. Piggy and Tazzy6:25 AM, December 22, 2009

    Belt buckle? It looks like a tacky bar of novelty soap to me.

    Perhaps that's where you're going wrong.

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  27. Mitzi 7:23 AM, December 22, 2009

    I thought it was a bar of soap too, the type you buy from Lush.

    Pucker up MJ while I fetch a party blower the one with a feather attached to the end!

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  28. Princess8:24 AM, December 22, 2009

    MJ I have just one question.
    Are you holding the eggnog with your buxom bosom or your beautiful buttocks? Just curious :)

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  29. The Mistress9:41 AM, December 22, 2009

    MAGO: You mentioned Bob would be fanning...

    Ah!

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I want one too!! To wear on Christmas day!!

    Our little Danish friend CyberPete wants to kiss you under your mistletoe belt buckle.

    EROS: Ho! Ho! Ho!
    And I mean that with good will and holiday cheer!
    *Waits in line*

    See comment from Mago, below.

    MAGO: Just do what has to be done, Eros.

    Obviously you’ve been there and done that.

    MR. PEENEE: Darling, has anyone ever mentioned to you that you're supposed to wear pants with your belt?

    We do not have a dress code here at Infomaniac.

    Although I’ll ask you to remove that hat.

    MARKO: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    However did you wander off the straight and narrow path into THIS cesspool?

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  30. The Mistress9:43 AM, December 22, 2009

    DONN: As long as you are up for some missiletoe :)
    ps; I've sworn off the mooseknuckle until 2012..
    just sayin'.

    Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

    XL: Ho! Ho! Ho!

    He’s going to have to gain some weight and fill out that beard a little more to make a convincing Santa.

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress
    I didn't realise that I could stoop so low. My chiropractor thanks you!!
    Can someone xplain egg nog? Sounds like someting that might curdle in this heat!

    For practice, you can do the limbo dance with David Hasselhoff!

    Have you never tried egg nog? Mistress MJ spikes it heavily with rum. It’s a perennial fave chez Infomaniac.

    CYBERPOOF: That is one hideous belt. A fashion faux pas, I daresay.
    Still, someone deserves a HUG!

    It’s the season for fashion faux pas…

    Like these hideous ugly Christmas sweaters for example.

    Did your prize “High Maintenance” sticky notes arrive in the post yet?

    KAPI: Last year I swallowed the mistletoe.
    But no one took the hint.

    This particular mistletoe belt buckle has a flashing light.

    You may have more success with it than with regular mistletoe.

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  31. The Mistress9:47 AM, December 22, 2009

    ROSES: As I'm ridiculously heterosexual, I'm going to take the cowards way and give you a kiss on the cheek.
    Besides, I can't wait around all day until Mago is finished with you.
    I'd ask him for a footrub while I'm waiting except I don't think he'd hear me.

    If we get you drunk enough, we’re certain you’ll be bobbing for apples in no time.

    Since it’s a giving time of year, Mistress MJ will allow you one foot massage from Mago, if he is willing.

    KAZ: It won't be the first time babe.

    Nudge nudge wink wink.

    SCARLET: What the hell, it's Christmas and it might get Mr Swings interested.
    *dives beneath mistletoe*

    Could you try something other than the cannonball method next time you take a dive?

    PIGGY: Belt buckle? It looks like a tacky bar of novelty soap to me.
    Perhaps that's where you're going wrong.

    Yet it’s handy to wash your mouth out.

    You can see it for yourself if you Google “Mistletoe Belt Buckle”.

    I didn’t put the link on this post as the site kept freezing my PC.

    MITZI: I thought it was a bar of soap too, the type you buy from Lush.
    Pucker up MJ while I fetch a party blower the one with a feather attached to the end!

    You’re the life of the party, sweetie darling!

    PRINCESS: MJ I have just one question.
    Are you holding the eggnog with your buxom bosom or your beautiful buttocks? Just curious :)

    Mistress MJ’s bosom makes for a handy cupholder.

    During the hot summer months, it’s particularly cooling to place a tin of beer betwixt her cupcakes.

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  32. Jill11:20 AM, December 22, 2009

    So...do you wear lowriders?

    Donn...mistletoe is better than cameltoe!

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  33. Lord Boggler11:21 AM, December 22, 2009

    WHOO guess who's back muthafuckas!!

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  34. ayeM8y11:22 AM, December 22, 2009

    That reminds me, Have you ever kissed my rabbit between the ears?

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  35. CyberPete12:09 PM, December 22, 2009

    Those ARE hideous but just because other people have bad taste doesn't justify your hideous belt buckle.

    Speaking of taste, I wonder what Kapi.. Never mind.

    No I haven't received my fabulous prize yet, i'm sure it's making it through our snow chaos of 5 inches.

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  36. The Mistress1:00 PM, December 22, 2009

    JILL: So...do you wear lowriders?
    Donn...mistletoe is better than cameltoe!

    No, I’m not wearing lowriders.

    But all my friends know the low rider.

    BOGGLER: WHOO guess who's back muthafuckas!!

    We thought you had taken a bullet in the line of duty as Infomaniac’s Official Bodyguard.

    AYEM8Y: That reminds me, Have you ever kissed my rabbit between the ears?

    This is what we know about you and rabbits …

    Like a rabbit, you jump from hole to hole.

    CYBERPOOF: Those ARE hideous but just because other people have bad taste doesn't justify your hideous belt buckle.
    Speaking of taste, I wonder what Kapi.. Never mind.
    No I haven't received my fabulous prize yet, i'm sure it's making it through our snow chaos of 5 inches.

    Only five inches?

    Well I suppose that’s average.

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  37. CyberPete2:47 PM, December 22, 2009

    It's embarrassing that we can't handle five inches of snow.

    The snow does keep coming down though.

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  38. Anonymous3:03 PM, December 22, 2009

    Pete, I thought you Vikings grow up in snow?

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  39. CyberPete3:16 PM, December 22, 2009

    Oh no Mago, we are protected by the mountains in Norway and Sweden. So we are total wusses when it comes to snow.

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  40. The Mistress9:09 PM, December 22, 2009

    CYBERPOOF & MAGO: Feel free to chat amongst yourselves.

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  41. Jill7:57 AM, December 23, 2009

    We hear that quite a bit around these parts. I've always liked it.

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  42. The Mistress8:41 AM, December 23, 2009

    JILL: We hear that quite a bit around these parts. I've always liked it.

    You don't get many low riders this far north.

    The snowbanks would cover them.

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  43. LaDivaCucina7:26 PM, December 23, 2009

    MWAH!

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  44. The Mistress7:32 PM, December 23, 2009

    Back atcha, La Diva!

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