Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas With Family

To those of you who will be spending Christmas with family …



Good luck with that, bitches!
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  1. The Jelly Monster10:16 PM, December 22, 2009

    First

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  2. The Jelly Monster10:17 PM, December 22, 2009

    Try Christmas with two families!!

    Merry Christmas honey

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  3. Anonymous10:22 PM, December 22, 2009

    LOL. Thanks for your well wishes. We are expecting a huge winter storm so I might not get anywhere!

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  4. Lord Boggler10:38 PM, December 22, 2009

    merry Christmas. As you all may have heard, I have been healing from the bullet wound I recived from diving in front of mistress MJ during an asassination attempt. I'm sure there will be some sort of medal for my heroism.

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  5. eroswings10:48 PM, December 22, 2009

    It's a good thing that foto doesn't show below the waist.

    It looks like that man just got his jollies from the missus pulling on his sled!

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  6. The Mistress11:14 PM, December 22, 2009

    JELLY MONSTER: First

    Proud of it too, aren’t you?

    JELLY MONSTER: Try Christmas with two families!!
    Merry Christmas honey

    I burst a blood vessel just thinking about it.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: LOL. Thanks for your well wishes. We are expecting a huge winter storm so I might not get anywhere!

    Is this what they refer to when they say it was “An Act of God”?

    BOGGLER: merry Christmas. As you all may have heard, I have been healing from the bullet wound I recived from diving in front of mistress MJ during an asassination attempt. I'm sure there will be some sort of medal for my heroism.

    We can do better than a medal for you.

    How about your very own police car bed?

    EROS: It's a good thing that foto doesn't show below the waist.
    It looks like that man just got his jollies from the missus pulling on his sled!

    We intentionally cropped the photo as we thought perhaps you’d had enough old man wenis for one week.

    But obviously there is interest!

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  7. normadesmond11:21 PM, December 22, 2009

    imagine how she feels when he's lowering himself onto her & that eye's spinning faster than pat sajak's wheel.

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  8. jason11:36 PM, December 22, 2009

    oh my god....norma desmond's comment will be giving me the flashbacks again.

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  9. The Mistress11:58 PM, December 22, 2009

    NORMADESMOND: imagine how she feels when he's lowering himself onto her & that eye's spinning faster than pat sajak's wheel.

    Can we be certain that isn’t Vanna White in the photo after she’s stopped the Botox treatments?

    Anyway, because of your freakishly frightening comment, you’re going to have to hold Jason to stop his tremors.

    JASON: oh my god....norma desmond's comment will be giving me the flashbacks again.

    Norma hasn’t been the same since that kiss yesterday under the mistletoe belt buckle.

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  10. LẌ12:16 AM, December 23, 2009

    Ever since Uncle Luther got that job with Centry 21, he's developed a wandering eye for the ladies!

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  11. The Mistress12:29 AM, December 23, 2009

    XL: Ever since Uncle Luther got that job with Centry 21, he's developed a wandering eye for the ladies!

    You’re right!

    He’s wearing the Century 21 jacket!

    Wandering eye … har.

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  12. Jenny12:44 AM, December 23, 2009

    Merry Christmas, MJ!!

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  13. The Mistress12:46 AM, December 23, 2009

    BOXER: Merry Christmas, MJ!!

    Same to you but I’ve still got another post in me before Christmas!

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  14. Anonymous1:10 AM, December 23, 2009

    Idle threat or fulmination, that's the question.

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  15. CyberPete1:30 AM, December 23, 2009

    May I just say, the likeness. It's uncanny!

    You sure are the spitting image of your parents. No doubt about that.

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  16. Roses3:28 AM, December 23, 2009

    As I'm the family people will be spending with, I'll pass on your condolences.

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  17. KAZ4:13 AM, December 23, 2009

    Haven't got one - don't want one.
    Happiest Chrismas MJ.

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  18. CyberPete4:31 AM, December 23, 2009

    Roses, you must need a stiff drink then

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  19. Istvanski5:20 AM, December 23, 2009

    Fortunately I have been spared that family pressure this year. That photo is too close to home.
    Merry Xmas MJ x

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  20. Ms Scarlet6:20 AM, December 23, 2009

    I will tie them up so that I can watch what I want to watch on the telly.
    Sx

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  21. savannah8:00 AM, December 23, 2009

    miss daisy is going to be with her daughter and i am going to the movies! going to see sherlock holmes and then come home and make enchillas, drink beer and watch even MORE moives! merry christmas! xoxooxox

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  22. Leah8:02 AM, December 23, 2009

    Savannah's Christmas sounds awesome! I wanna go to that!

    But I shouldn't complain, I've got no familial command performances.

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  23. Roses8:33 AM, December 23, 2009

    Cyberpete, yes to both counts!

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  24. The Mistress8:44 AM, December 23, 2009

    MAGO: Idle threat or fulmination, that's the question.

    They’re words of encouragement.

    CYBERPOOF: May I just say, the likeness. It's uncanny!
    You sure are the spitting image of your parents. No doubt about that.

    Shut it and go see what Damien has to say to you in the ‘Crocs Menorah’ post.

    ROSES: As I'm the family people will be spending with, I'll pass on your condolences.

    See CyberPoof’s comment to you.

    KAZ: Haven't got one - don't want one.
    Happiest Chrismas MJ.

    Happy Christmas, KAZ.

    Don’t eat anything pictured on your blog.

    ISTVANSKI: Fortunately I have been spared that family pressure this year. That photo is too close to home.
    Merry Xmas MJ x

    I shall consider that “x” as my mistletoe belt buckle kiss.

    SCARLET: I will tie them up so that I can watch what I want to watch on the telly.

    They look like they’d wrestle the remote away from you as you’re watching Corrie to flip the channel to EastEnders.

    Come to think of it…is that Dot Branning?

    SAVANNAH: miss daisy is going to be with her daughter and i am going to the movies! going to see sherlock holmes and then come home and make enchillas, drink beer and watch even MORE moives! merry christmas!

    Wait until Roses hears that you have a date with Robert Downey Jr.!

    I’ll be watching Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special.

    My favourite part is the heavenly intonations of the Del Rubio Triplets.

    LEAH: Savannah's Christmas sounds awesome! I wanna go to that!
    But I shouldn't complain, I've got no familial command performances.

    We just hope you’re feeling better.

    ROSES: Did you see that Savannah is having a Robert Downey Jr. Christmas?

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  25. CyberPete9:04 AM, December 23, 2009

    Menacing growls are hot!

    That won't change anything, except maybe being a bit turned on about Damien.

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  26. Vicus Scurra9:26 AM, December 23, 2009

    Please collect me from the airport in half an hour. I had a bit of trouble getting the 'item' that you asked for through customs, but in the end bribed them with that photograph of you and Jim Carrey.
    Please ensure that the comestibles are vegan and organic, and that I need not be nice to any children. Or any other fucker, come to that.

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  27. Betty9:33 AM, December 23, 2009

    We've decided to "just pop our head around the door" this year rather than braving an entire day of famileee bonding. We are cowards.

    That bloke's thyroid problem will clear up if he adds iodised salt to his diet.

    May your Christmas be joyful, and may peace prevail throughout the world.

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  28. Betty9:34 AM, December 23, 2009

    ... sorry about grammatical errors in previous comment. Sent it without re-reading.

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  29. The Mistress9:41 AM, December 23, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Menacing growls are hot!
    That won't change anything, except maybe being a bit turned on about Damien.

    Well Damien’s not going to know unless you say so in the Crocs post!

    VICUS: Please collect me from the airport in half an hour. I had a bit of trouble getting the 'item' that you asked for through customs, but in the end bribed them with that photograph of you and Jim Carrey.
    Please ensure that the comestibles are vegan and organic, and that I need not be nice to any children. Or any other fucker, come to that.

    I consider it a Christmas miracle that you could be bothered to comment.

    BETTY: We've decided to "just pop our head around the door" this year rather than braving an entire day of famileee bonding. We are cowards.
    That bloke's thyroid problem will clear up if he adds iodised salt to his diet.
    May your Christmas be joyful, and may peace prevail throughout the world.

    The fact that Vicus showed up is an omen of peace and goodwill.

    He is like the star in the east.

    If Kingsley, Hampshire can be considered the east.

    BETTY: ... sorry about grammatical errors in previous comment. Sent it without re-reading.

    I thought it was intentional but now I’ll have no choice but to send you for remedial instruction.

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  30. Princess10:27 AM, December 23, 2009

    Dear Mistress,
    You have a lovely family. Are they your kiddies?
    They obviously come fom Solid Breeding Stock
    I hope you're not taking them for Christmas on Christmas Island.

    Merry Christmas to you MJ and all you other bitches!

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  31. Geoff10:55 AM, December 23, 2009

    The lights have gone out on our tree so my Uncle Fester is coming round on Christmas Day to provide the illuminations.

    He's the only relative I will allow across the threshold as he's useful round the house.

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  32. The Mistress11:23 AM, December 23, 2009

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,
    You have a lovely family. Are they your kiddies?
    They obviously come fom Solid Breeding Stock
    I hope you're not taking them for Christmas on Christmas Island.
    Merry Christmas to you MJ and all you other bitches!

    We’ve seen your Christmas Island and have no desire to be stuck with Christmas Island crabs!

    GEOFF: The lights have gone out on our tree so my Uncle Fester is coming round on Christmas Day to provide the illuminations.
    He's the only relative I will allow across the threshold as he's useful round the house.

    So I see!

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  33. Anonymous12:43 PM, December 23, 2009

    Can I spend Christmas with those two instead of my family?

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  34. Anonymous12:44 PM, December 23, 2009

    By the way, Merry Christmas to you Mistress MJ and your house boys!!

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  35. Inexplicable DeVice1:54 PM, December 23, 2009

    Michael, when you've finished with that storm, I'm going to take it. There's no way the family can expect me to pilot Broom through a winter storm.

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  36. Lord Boggler3:02 PM, December 23, 2009

    Haha thanks Mistress, but all this humble asskicker asks for is a spot on the LIST.

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  37. Anonymous3:03 PM, December 23, 2009

    Fröhliche Weihnachten.
    A little Bob for you..

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  38. BEAST3:57 PM, December 23, 2009

    HAPPY CHRISTMAS SWEETIE
    ***MWAH***

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  39. Anonymous4:34 PM, December 23, 2009

    Thankfully I shall spend a lot of Xmas in splendid isolation. Happy seasons things MJ!

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  40. Mu Tai Dong6:48 PM, December 23, 2009

    I also nymph! Man the goggle eyes ate breasts? Seasons salutations couresy Coca Cola to you and yours by !

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  41. LaDivaCucina7:25 PM, December 23, 2009

    Jayzuzz, you bitches are funnee!

    I have two rules that apply whenever my whims take me to a new residence:

    1. Must be at least 1000 miles away from family.

    2. Must be able to walk (crawl, whatever...) to the liquor store.

    Imagine my delight when I found my Miami Beach digs are 1600 miles away from the fam and the liquor store delivers!

    Happy Holidays darling Mistress MJ, I've got a champagne cock, er, cocktail with your name on it! Xø

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  42. The Mistress7:25 PM, December 23, 2009

    RANDOM: Can I spend Christmas with those two instead of my family?
    By the way, Merry Christmas to you Mistress MJ and your house boys!!

    It’s your lucky day.

    Merry Christmas to you and your brood!

    IVD: Michael, when you've finished with that storm, I'm going to take it. There's no way the family can expect me to pilot Broom through a winter storm.

    We manufacture heavy duty snow brooms here in Canada.

    So you have no excuse.

    BOGGLER: Haha thanks Mistress, but all this humble asskicker asks for is a spot on the LIST.

    Mistress MJ enjoys watching you beg.

    MAGO: Fröhliche Weihnachten.
    A little Bob for you.

    Rawr!

    Fröhliche Weihnachten, Mein Herr.

    BEAST: HAPPY CHRISTMAS SWEETIE
    ***MWAH***

    A Christmas kiss from Beast.

    Mistress MJ feels tainted.

    Yet oddly titillated.

    Or perhaps that’s just her rash acting up.

    MUTLEY: Thankfully I shall spend a lot of Xmas in splendid isolation. Happy seasons things MJ!

    I thought you were spending Xmas with Mu Tai Dong?

    MU TAI DONG: I also nymph! Man the goggle eyes ate breasts? Seasons salutations couresy Coca Cola to you and yours by !

    Speaking of Mu Tai Dong, welcome back Miss Mu!

    Please see to it that Mr. Mutley doesn’t want for anything over the holidaze.

    Those 32 tins of lager won’t go far.

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  43. The Mistress7:28 PM, December 23, 2009

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Jayzuzz, you bitches are funnee!
    I have two rules that apply whenever my whims take me to a new residence:
    1. Must be at least 1000 miles away from family.
    2. Must be able to walk (crawl, whatever...) to the liquor store.
    Imagine my delight when I found my Miami Beach digs are 1600 miles away from thefam and the liquor store delivers!
    Happy Holidays darling Mistress MJ, I've got a champagne cock, er, cocktail with your name on it! Xø

    Mistress MJ wants the phone number for your liquor delivery service.

    Happy Holidaze to a great lady!

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  44. Mitzi 8:44 AM, December 24, 2009

    Chameleon combover man with stereoscopic eyes, what more could we ask for. I wonder if he has an extra long tongue too, she looks happy!

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  45. The Mistress8:47 AM, December 24, 2009

    MITZI: Chameleon combover man with stereoscopic eyes, what more could we ask for. I wonder if he has an extra long tongue too, she looks happy!

    Proving that there’s someone for everyone!

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