Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy New Year, Bitches!



We here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers, The Infomaniac Orchestra and The Infomaniac All Girl Revue) wish you a happy 2010.

Thanks to all of you for a fab 2009.


Note: Miss Savannah celebrates her birthday on New Year’s Eve. If you have time between sips of champagne, pop over to wish her a happy birthday.

50 comments:

  1. Dear Mistress,
    Have a very Happy New year.
    I'm just so Pleased yet humbled, to have become one of your bitches! Princess cannot show you enough gratitude or how deeply touched she is to have joined such a fine and filthy group.
    Here's to further fun and frollicks in the future
    Love Princess XXX

    Gee, I Guess I'm Sloppy Seconds!

    Damn you Dear Mr Rivers!

    Houseboy!! Get Princess A Straw and a Torch! Oh...And more champagne!

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  2. Now Princess, don't go touching yourself too deeply - We don;t want you to fall in.

    Happy New Year MJ and all at the land of Infomaniac (especially those naughty houseboys)! Thank you for a perv-free 2009 - I expect more of the same in 2010.

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  3. Happy Happy New Year to you and everyone!!!!

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  4. It's the end of the year blowout! Listen to the band toot their horns! Is that Wind Beneath My Wings they're playing?


    Happy New Year, MJ!!!

    Thanks for all the wonderful laughs this year. Best wishes for a fantastic and fun New Year!

    ..*o*
    ..o.*o
    ...]-[
    ..(__)...(--*)....(--*)
    ..[__]..._I_....._I_

    Happy New Year to all!!!

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  5. Happy Noo Ear to you, MJ!

    I'll be round in 6 months time for another felching. All the best x

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  6. Thank you for the friendship and hijinks in 2009!

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  7. Happy New Year to you Mistress and your adoring retinue.

    I'm looking for more public service announcements, not to mention cringing early on Friday mornings.

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  8. happy new year, sugarpie! thanks for all the fun this past year and the birthday wishes today! xoxoxoxoxo

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  9. Happy new year m'dearie!

    And happy birthday Savannah darling

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  10. HAPPY NEW FANNY!!!!... I mean New Year!!!!
    And Happy Birthday, Savvy!
    SXXX

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  11. MICHAEL RIVERS: Happy New Years to you too!!

    Cheers, Michael!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,
    Have a very Happy New year.
    I'm just so Pleased yet humbled, to have become one of your bitches! Princess cannot show you enough gratitude or how deeply touched she is to have joined such a fine and
    filthy group.
    Here's to further fun and frollicks in the future
    Love Princess XXX
    Gee, I Guess I'm Sloppy Seconds!
    Damn you Dear Mr Rivers!
    Houseboy!! Get Princess A Straw and a Torch! Oh...And more champagne!


    I’m sure I can find a way for you to express your gratitude.

    After all, everyone here has a duty chez Infomaniac.

    XL, for example, is my Official Pillow Fluffer and IT Consultant whilst Mago is my Official Masseur.

    Do you have any special talents to offer?

    AWKWARD: Cheers to you and here's to 2010!

    We haven’t seen you here since October.

    Have you been having work done?

    IVD: Now Princess, don't go touching yourself too deeply - We don;t want you to fall in.
    Happy New Year MJ and all at the land of Infomaniac (especially those naughty houseboys)! Thank you for a perv-free 2009 - I expect more of the same in 2010.


    What the hell are YOU doing here when you should be working on the Coven Awards?

    Snap to it!

    BOXER: Happy Happy New Year to you and everyone!!!!

    Thanks for all the great homemade videos in ’09!

    EROS: It's the end of the year blowout! Listen to the band toot their horns! Is that Wind Beneath My Wings they're playing?
    Happy New Year, MJ!!!
    Thanks for all the wonderful laughs this year. Best wishes for a fantastic and fun New Year!


    What does that graphic represent?

    Mistress MJ is stood on her head trying to figure it out.

    Oh… and a big TOOT to you!

    And please try to show more skin in 2010.

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  12. ISTVANSKI: Happy Noo Ear to you, MJ!
    I'll be round in 6 months time for another felching. All the best x


    But there’s two-for-one felching next Tuesday!

    XL: Thank you for the friendship and hijinks in 2009!

    Thank YOU for the pillow fluffing and IT consulting.

    I can’t wait ‘til you’re back from Australia to take up your duties around here.

    TONY: HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    And to you, my Hebden Bridge friend!

    MAXI: Ahem, MJ.
    Very Ahem.


    Oh dear. I thought you were trying to say ‘Amen’ but then I saw that it’s your 30th birthday today.

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAXI!

    ROSES: Happy New Year to you Mistress and your adoring retinue.
    I'm looking for more public service announcements, not to mention cringing early on Friday mornings.


    More Public Service Announcements?

    It seems we haven’t done one since September!

    *scribbles note in margin*

    SAVANNAH: happy new year, sugarpie! thanks for all the fun this past year and the birthday wishes today!

    Since it’s your birthday, you may do whatever you please here today without facing punishment.

    Go on. It’s okay to leave bodily fluids just this once.

    CYBERPOOF: Happy new year m'dearie!
    And happy birthday Savannah darling


    Oooo…SOMEONE sounds like he got up on the right side of the bed this morning!

    Expecting some fun tonight are we?

    SCARLET: HAPPY NEW FANNY!!!!... I mean New Year!!!!
    And Happy Birthday, Savvy!


    Are you considering a fanny transplant?

    Which reminds me…

    What’s going on with that unruly bush of yours?

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  13. * averts eyes*
    Perhaps those wrinkly old gits weren't too bad after all.
    Have a great 2010 MJ.
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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  14. Dear Mistress,

    You will be pleased to know that I have survived the time warp and have even managed a new post!

    I'm thinking that it's possibly your first "Official Bitches" post for the new Decayed oops Decade!

    As you know Princess has many and varied talents.

    I had a past life as both a Couturier, specialising in bespoke garments, and Floral Artiste (I did some fabulous Partys and Furerals and once even combined the two?)
    Perhaps I might offer myself as your Royal Frock Maker and Flower Arranger?

    Unless of course these roles have been taken. (What I could have done to turn your New Year Horn into a Floral Cornucopia)!

    Well there is always next year!

    Love Princess XXX

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  15. My Mistress.........

    Happy returns for the year to come and may you be truly blessed.

    Shalom

    Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009.

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  16. Have a wonderful new year - I can see you have already started. I can do the same thing of course - I prefer the tuba!

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  17. KAZ: * averts eyes*
    Perhaps those wrinkly old gits weren't too bad after all.
    Have a great 2010 MJ.
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


    For some reason, you were the first blogger I thought of when I got up this morning.

    I must have been anticipating those umpteen kisses!

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,You will be pleased to know that I have survived the time warp and have even managed a new post!
    I'm thinking that it's possibly your first "Official Bitches" post for the new Decayed oops Decade!
    As you know Princess has many and varied talents.
    I had a past life as both a Couturier, specialising in bespoke garments, and Floral Artiste (I did some fabulous Partys and Furerals and once even combined the two?)
    Perhaps I might offer myself as your Royal Frock Maker and Flower Arranger?
    Unless of course these roles have been taken. (What I could have done to turn your New Year Horn into a Floral Cornucopia)!
    Well there is always next year!
    Love Princess XXX


    Oh my! It’s now officially the New Year down under, isn’t it?
    Happy New Year, Princess!

    Mistress MJ is pondering your offer as Flower Arranger.

    Others have already got the fashion and frock categories duties under wraps though we thank you for your interest.

    What other services can you perform?

    DAMIEN: My Mistress.........
    Happy returns for the year to come and may you be truly blessed.
    Shalom
    Mr Nude Infomaniac 2009.


    You have served Mistress MJ well in 2009 and we wish you all the best in 2010.

    And we are impressed by how well you’ve worn the crown as Mr. Nude Infomaniac!

    MUTLEY: Have a wonderful new year - I can see you have already started. I can do the same thing of course - I prefer the tuba!

    I’ve heard that you once got stuck in the tuba!

    Do be more careful in the New Year, Mr. Mutley.

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  18. a new year with an old twat, just the way i like it.

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  19. Dear Mistress,

    I'm very good at "beach baiting" You have seen my Houseboys! That is where i seem to find most of them.
    I'd Be happy to be your Private Prancer and Boa Constructor. (giggles.. hic..)

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  20. No, I had it this morning.

    How about you sugarpie?

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  21. Happy New Year!

    Enjoy your gash bash, especially the big dong at midnight!

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  22. NORMADESMOND: a new year with an old twat, just the way i like it.

    Twat did you say, darling?

    PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,I'm very good at "beach baiting" You have seen my Houseboys! That is where i seem to find most of them.
    I'd Be happy to be your Private Prancer and Boa Constructor. (giggles.. hic..)


    Do I have to cut you off?

    Any minute now I expect you’ll have your knickers off.

    CYBERPOOF: No, I had it this morning.
    How about you sugarpie?


    Did you say sugarpie?

    Are you sure you didn’t mean cake?

    MITZI: Happy New Year!
    Enjoy your gash bash, especially the big dong at midnight!


    Wishing you a big bang, Miss Mitzi!

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  23. gge, where's the bottle rocket?


    Happy 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an nivir brocht ti mynd?
    Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an ald lang syn?

    CHORUS:
    Fir ald lang syn, ma jo,
    fir ald lang syn,
    wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
    fir ald lang syn.

    An sheerly yil bee yur pynt-staup!
    an sheerly al bee myn!
    An will tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
    fir ald lang syn.

    Whatever the hell that means?

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  25. JASON: gge, where's the bottle rocket?
    Happy 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Speaking of rockets, what’s that in your pocket?

    DONN: Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an nivir brocht ti mynd?
    Shid ald akwentans bee firgot,
    an ald lang syn?

    CHORUS:
    Fir ald lang syn, ma jo,
    fir ald lang syn,
    wil tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
    fir ald lang syn.

    An sheerly yil bee yur pynt-staup!
    an sheerly al bee myn!
    An will tak a cup o kyndnes yet,
    fir ald lang syn.

    Whatever the hell that means?


    It means ‘Lick me clean with a kilt on’.

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  26. Dear Mistress,

    It's too late. I lost them somewhere hours ago! I feel Like ZhaZha in a cool breeze!

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  27. Thank YOU and may all us party poopers have a super dooper evening and 2010!

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  28. PRINCESS: Dear Mistress,It's too late. I lost them somewhere hours ago! I feel Like ZhaZha in a cool breeze!

    I assume the Paparazzi got the shot they were looking for?

    GEOFF: Thank YOU and may all us party poopers have a super dooper evening and 2010!

    I’ve never seen you this animated!

    *tests temperature of Geoff’s forehead*

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  29. Happy New Year to you MJ!! Hope that you get to pop a few champers corks tonight!

    I don't wanna know where the corks will end up. Seriously...

    All the best to you in twenty ten!

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  30. NWTRUNNER: Happy New Year to you MJ!! Hope that you get to pop a few champers corks tonight!
    I don't wanna know where the corks will end up. Seriously...
    All the best to you in twenty ten!


    I’ll pop one toward the frozen north in your honour!

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  31. Dearest Mistress I have been too busy to truly worship at your feet this year but I promise I will try and do better next year. Happy New Year!!

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  32. Upon Revue, that is definitely all girl!

    Merry 2010 Mistress.

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  33. I NEVER mean cake! NEVER!

    *raises Champagne flute*

    Here's to you kid.

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  34. "Despite having been the worst president in U.S. history, Bush still tooted his own horn..."

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  35. thanks, now i have to poke out both my eyes. That girl needs a brazilian wax and then a MUCH larger mask.

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  36. EMMA: Dearest Mistress I have been too busy to truly worship at your feet this year but I promise I will try and do better next year. Happy New Year!!

    See to it that you do.

    FELIX: Upon Revue, that is definitely all girl!
    Merry 2010 Mistress.


    The gender test isn’t back from the lab to prove it yet.

    Happy New Year, my lovely.

    CYBERPOOF: I NEVER mean cake! NEVER!
    *raises Champagne flute*
    Here's to you kid.


    Here’s lookin’ at ya.

    NATIONS: "Despite having been the worst president in U.S. history, Bush still tooted his own horn..."

    Where is your corn dog?

    I need to see the corn dog otherwise it could be Beast posing as you.

    KABUKI: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    thanks, now i have to poke out both my eyes. That girl needs a brazilian wax and then a MUCH larger mask.

    You still have Filthy Fridays to look forward to in future.

    Wait…where are my manners?

    I should offer you a slice of cake.

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ has to change into her party shoes now.

    Apologies if I didn’t get ‘round to all your blogs but I wish you all a Happy New Year and a splendid 2010!

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  37. "Delacroix painted the portrait of Empress Eugenie from his memory."

    Ein glückliches und gesundes Neues Jahr wünsche ich DIr. Von ganzem Herzen.

    Excuse me now, while I go dying in my bed (thank you for fluffing - very highly apprechiated!) ... and a lullaby for the Empress ... (LAUT!)

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  38. Happy new year, Mistress! Unoriginal, but I mean it in the most heartfelt way...

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  39. HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Thanks for all the fun and frollicks of the past year and wishing you everything you desire (wall to wall saggy nekkid ld men n doubt) for 2010.

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  40. My head hurts!

    Happy New Year xxxx

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  41. MAGO: "Delacroix painted the portrait of Empress Eugenie from his memory."
    Ein glückliches und gesundes Neues Jahr wünsche ich DIr. Von ganzem Herzen.
    Excuse me now, while I go dying in my bed (thank you for fluffing - very highly apprechiated!) ... and a lullaby for the Empress ... (LAUT!)


    The Empress approves of your “laut” lullaby and wishes you a new and improved New Year.

    By the way, how did you know that I like that song?

    Viele Küsse.

    LEAH: Happy new year, Mistress! Unoriginal, but I mean it in the most heartfelt way...

    Straight to the heart, Miss Leah.

    Mistress MJ wishes all good things for you in the New Year.

    BEAST: HAPPY NEW YEAR
    Thanks for all the fun and frollicks of the past year and wishing you everything you desire (wall to wall saggy nekkid ld men n doubt) for 2010.


    You have a nerve coming here after posting that cow pic on your blog!

    Nonetheless, all is forgiven.

    One moment while I spray you with Febreeze…

    Come now and give us a hug, ya big Beastie.

    FROBI: My head hurts!
    Happy New Year xxxx


    We are expecting a full report on your New Year’s Eve performance of “Crap Bingo With Mavis”.

    Did you manage to get through the evening without kicking off your high heels?

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  42. Hello Dearest Mistress MJ from the North! Happy New Year darling, thanks for all the "laugh-out-loud-oh-no-she-didn't-spit-me-whiskey-er-I-mean-coffee-out posts" and all the wonderful ideas for using and abusing the houseboys. So nice to have someone in my life that understands me. MWAH!

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  43. LA DIVA CUCINA: Hello Dearest Mistress MJ from the North! Happy New Year darling, thanks for all the "laugh-out-loud-oh-no-she-didn't-spit-me-whiskey-er-I-mean-coffee-out posts" and all the wonderful ideas for using and abusing the houseboys. So nice to have someone in my life that understands me. MWAH!

    Never waste whiskey, Miss La Diva.

    Please do not kiss me so loudly as it’s still early in the morning here and Mistress MJ is a bit groggy.

    Happy New Year to you!

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  44. Darling, you know I ALWAYS lick up what's been spilled!

    mwah (sorry!)

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  45. I was expecting a rounding rendition of Auld Lang Synge by the Infomaniac Orchestra.

    Not this shite.

    I'm off to play with my Archie parachuting monkey.

    Happy New Year.

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  46. LA DIVA CUCINA: Darling, you know I ALWAYS lick up what's been spilled!
    mwah (sorry!)


    So we’ve heard.

    Ah, that’s better.

    GARFY: I was expecting a rounding rendition of Auld Lang Synge by the Infomaniac Orchestra.
    Not this shite.
    I'm off to play with my Archie parachuting monkey.
    Happy New Year.


    Wouldn’t you rather play with your wind-up hopping lederhosen?

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