Friday, December 11, 2009

Filthy Friday

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Dang! I just remembered this was supposed to have a Christmas theme.

I'll leave that up to your imaginations.
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50 comments:

  1. eroswings11:45 PM, December 10, 2009

    Ho! Ho! Ho!

    Get Santa off to get off his naughty list!

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  2. CyberPete12:02 AM, December 11, 2009

    Yay second!

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  3. CyberPete12:05 AM, December 11, 2009

    There isn't a Christmas ball in sight. Thank you.

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  4. Romeo Morningwood12:14 AM, December 11, 2009

    Ssshhhh
    I am tapping ever-so-quietly on my keyboard because I think that both those guys fell asleep

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  5. CyberPete12:18 AM, December 11, 2009

    Did you check their pulse?

    Maybe they are dead, Donnn. Poke them.

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  6. Anonymous12:19 AM, December 11, 2009

    Of course it has a Christmas theme! If you listen carefully, you can hear the blower humming a carol...


    ♪♫Fallllll...on your kneeeeesss...♪♫

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  7. jason12:30 AM, December 11, 2009

    Milk and cookies are so passe I see.

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  8. The Mistress12:30 AM, December 11, 2009

    EROS: Ho! Ho! Ho!
    Get Santa off to get off his naughty list!

    Speaking of naughty, we know some fellas who are naughty and nice.

    Nudge nudge wink wink.

    CYBERPOOF: There isn't a Christmas ball in sight. Thank you.

    That was last Friday.

    DONN: Ssshhhh
    I am tapping ever-so-quietly on my keyboard because I think that both those guys fell asleep

    See comment from CyberPoof.

    CYBERPOOF: Did you check their pulse?
    Maybe they are dead, Donnn. Poke them.

    Poke them?

    I’ll thank you not to use Facebook language around here!

    KEVIN: Of course it has a Christmas theme! If you listen carefully, you can hear the blower humming a carol...
    ♪♫Fallllll...on your kneeeeesss...♪♫

    Haaaaaaaaaaa!

    I've half a mind to appoint you Infomaniac's musical director if you keep this up.

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  9. The Mistress12:31 AM, December 11, 2009

    JASON: Milk and cookies are so passe I see.

    Jason you sneaky little bitch.

    Did you crawl out of the chimney down Santa’s back passage?

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  10. Inexplicable DeVice1:35 AM, December 11, 2009

    Yet another reason why I don't like christmas.

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  11. BEAST1:41 AM, December 11, 2009

    Where did his glasses go ???

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  12. LẌ1:51 AM, December 11, 2009

    Well, it's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out!

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  13. Damien3:12 AM, December 11, 2009

    My therapist just got his beach house............

    Damn you Mistress MJ !!!

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  14. The Mistress8:19 AM, December 11, 2009

    IVD: Yet another reason why I don't like Christmas.

    But since you have four personalities, don’t each of them get pressies?

    BEAST: Where did his glasses go ???

    Same place as your wristwatch.

    XL: Well, it's all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out!

    He should have listened to his mommy!

    DAMIEN: My therapist just got his beach house............
    Damn you Mistress MJ !!!

    You mean this didn’t put a tickle in your pickle?

    BITCHES: Click on the ‘pickle’ link above if you want to see what that naughty Damien has been up to.

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  15. normadesmond9:48 AM, December 11, 2009

    if the photographer moved a bit to his right, he'd catch herb's reflection coming off that stunning dresser and then we'd see that herb has a christmas tree stuck up his ass.

    next time, call a professional.

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  16. Romeo Morningwood10:09 AM, December 11, 2009

    @ BEAST
    Despite a valiant attempt to wedge his glasses into his partner's butt to prevent the noxious gaseous seepage from the artichoke-asparagus-bean-broccoli-onion-Brussel sprout & cabbage soup, Les Potage de Bhopal,
    that his partner had for lunch...

    the old bugger succumbed to the chemical onslaught on his scentral nervous system and died.

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  17. Mitzi 11:36 AM, December 11, 2009

    Penile dementia?

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  18. Jenny12:00 PM, December 11, 2009

    bwahahahahah to Mitzi.

    I got nothing. I'm trying to get this picture out of mind.

    Happy FF!

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  19. Anonymous12:01 PM, December 11, 2009

    He looks bored. Meh.

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  20. CyberPete12:19 PM, December 11, 2009

    Are you on facebook?

    It wasn't facebook language though. I was trying out a double entendre.

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  21. Lord Boggler AKA The Boggler12:24 PM, December 11, 2009

    Ahhhhh!!! My eyes!!!

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  22. The Mistress12:38 PM, December 11, 2009

    NORMADESMOND: if the photographer moved a bit to his right, he'd catch herb's reflection coming off that stunning dresser and then we'd see that herb has a christmas tree stuck up his ass.
    next time, call a professional.

    The photographer is standing well back of his “Herbal Essence”.

    DONN: @ BEAST
    Despite a valiant attempt to wedge his glasses into his partner's butt to prevent the noxious gaseous seepage from the artichoke-asparagus-bean-broccoli-onion-Brussel sprout & cabbage soup, Les Potage de Bhopal,
    that his partner had for lunch...
    the old bugger succumbed to the chemical onslaught on his scentral nervous system and died.

    This unpleasantness could have been prevented with anti-flatulence underwear.

    MITZI: Penile dementia?

    So you’re not fizzing at the clopper over this one?

    BOXER: bwahahahahah to Mitzi.
    I got nothing. I'm trying to get this picture out of mind.
    Happy FF!

    I had nothing for your LOL cats query so we’re even.

    RANDOM: He looks bored. Meh.

    His bumper sticker reads…

    I’d rather be at bingo.

    CYBERPOOF: Are you on facebook?
    It wasn't facebook language though. I was trying out a double entendre.

    A pox on Facebook.

    BOGGLER: Ahhhhh!!! My eyes!!!

    Get a grip.

    As to your name, are you having an identity crisis?

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  23. Lord Boggler12:41 PM, December 11, 2009

    No, no crisis just changed to "Lord" instead of "The". My ego is so large and powerful it went back in time and kicked MC Hammer in the sack.

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  24. Lord Boggler12:44 PM, December 11, 2009

    And am I not important enough to merit my name on the list of names?
    *punches random innocent child in the spleen*

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  25. The Mistress12:47 PM, December 11, 2009

    BOGGLER: You have to earn it.

    You can start by polishing my shoes with your tongue.

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  26. Lord Boggler12:57 PM, December 11, 2009

    How about personal body guard slash personal ass-whopper? And the shoe polish thingy.

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  27. The Mistress1:17 PM, December 11, 2009

    BOGGLER: Hmmm…yes, a “personal body guard slash personal ass-whopper” might come in handy around here.

    You’re on probation.

    All those bitches you see on my blogroll?

    They have served Mistress MJ well in some form or another and/or have put in time whereas you’ve only been around a few days.

    So you must play the waiting game and see if you qualify.

    Besides, Mistress MJ does not see HER name on your as-yet-to-be-created blogroll!

    *flounces off*

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  28. Leah1:28 PM, December 11, 2009

    I biggified, but it was definitely too plain. So I added some mistletoe and a stocking stuffed with candycanes and boiled sweets and tangerines. Also some tinsel, and the "Nutcracker Suite" on the ipod dock. Much better.

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  29. FirstNations1:31 PM, December 11, 2009

    Oh poop on your blogroll. I want to know where the owner of that geriatric maypole got that faaaaaaaaahbulous disco bedroom suite? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE WANT ANSWERED! Can you imagine the upkeep on that stuff? You'd go through a can of Lemon Pledge every four days just wiping off the dick dots. *boogies around room singing hits from 'Saturday Night Fever'*

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  30. FirstNations1:32 PM, December 11, 2009

    Hey, Leah! you snook in ahead of me there! C'mon girl, shake that booty! Do the Hustle! *strikes Travoltaesque pose*

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  31. The Mistress1:37 PM, December 11, 2009

    LEAH: I biggified, but it was definitely too plain. So I added some mistletoe and a stocking stuffed with candycanes and boiled sweets and tangerines. Also some tinsel, and the "Nutcracker Suite" on the ipod dock. Much better.

    *throws in a little Chanukah gelt to make Leah feel welcome*

    NATIONS: Oh poop on your blogroll. I want to know where the owner of that geriatric maypole got that faaaaaaaaahbulous disco bedroom suite? THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS WE WANT ANSWERED! Can you imagine the upkeep on that stuff? You'd go through a can of Lemon Pledge every four days just wiping off the dick dots. *boogies around room singing hits from 'Saturday Night Fever'*
    Hey, Leah! you snook in ahead of me there! C'mon girl, shake that booty! Do the Hustle! *strikes Travoltaesque pose*

    The bedroom suite should be burned in one big Disco Inferno.

    Burn baby burn.

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  32. CyberPete2:01 PM, December 11, 2009

    Was that a no?

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  33. The Mistress2:24 PM, December 11, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Was that a no?

    Yes, that was a no.

    I hope you and Donn will be very happy together on Facebook.

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  34. Geoff3:24 PM, December 11, 2009

    I've just been twittering about pigs in blankets then I come here!

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  35. The Mistress3:36 PM, December 11, 2009

    GEOFF: I've just been twittering about pigs in blankets then I come here!

    As Old Knudsen once said to me, “There are no coincidences.”

    And am I the only person left in the world who’s not on Facebook or Twitter?

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  36. Romeo Morningwood3:42 PM, December 11, 2009

    C'mon Pete, let's go back to Facebook where we are appreciated.
    Hey, wait a minute..
    I didn't do anything?

    Bloggers do really well on FB because we actually create our own material and don't need those insipid apps and other people that you haven't seen since High School (not that you talked to them then) go OMFG because you wrote something more substantive than so tired tonight or eating a sandwich

    Seriously Dude, it's a walk in the park compared to Blogging which usually feels like a coccoon of horror.

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  37. The Mistress3:54 PM, December 11, 2009

    FACEBOOKING DONN & CYBERPOOF AND TWITTERING GEOFF: Mistress MJ will just leave you boys to your little tea party then.

    She should be thankful you can spare the time from your busy social calendars to visit her cocoon of horror at all!

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  38. CyberPete4:03 PM, December 11, 2009

    I need to be your friend on facebook Donn

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  39. The Mistress4:06 PM, December 11, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I need to be your friend on facebook Donn

    Maybe you could be Donn’s Facebook friend if you sent him The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

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  40. CyberPete4:31 PM, December 11, 2009

    Shush!

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  41. The Jelly Monster4:39 PM, December 11, 2009

    Again...with the pervy old men and their dirty wee wees and pee pees....

    Some Bruce Willis next time. Pretty please...or boobies

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  42. The Mistress4:45 PM, December 11, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Shush!

    HOW ABOUT SENDING DONN TFGES?

    JELLY MONSTER: Again...with the pervy old men and their dirty wee wees and pee pees....
    Some Bruce Willis next time. Pretty please...or boobies

    This is a Bruce Willis-free zone.

    How about John Travolta’s moobs?

    And tell that man of yours that the porn ad on his blog is annoying.

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  43. Anonymous5:21 PM, December 11, 2009

    Cocoon of horror ... well put Donnn, a susual. Free Riesling for all.

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  44. Kapitano7:59 PM, December 11, 2009

    I think mouthman's mind is on other things.

    Either that or he's stoned.

    I think the world needs more children of 60s who're still stoned. Who else is going to be a roll model for the stoner kids?

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  45. BEAST8:01 PM, December 11, 2009

    How confusing ! I dont own a wristwatch and never have

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  46. The Mistress11:17 PM, December 11, 2009

    MAGO: Cocoon of horror ... well put Donnn, a susual. Free Riesling for all.

    Free Riesling?

    I’ll drink to that.

    KAPI: I think mouthman's mind is on other things.
    Either that or he's stoned.
    I think the world needs more children of 60s who're still stoned. Who else is going to be a roll model for the stoner kids?

    You mean someone like Ozzy?

    Peace, man.

    BEAST: How confusing ! I dont own a wristwatch and never have

    Your hospital I.D. bracelet, then.

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  47. Anonymous12:53 AM, December 12, 2009

    Dear Mistress
    Where did you find that Photo of my Grand Father. He told me he was off to see the doctor.

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  48. Romeo Morningwood11:25 AM, December 12, 2009

    MJ I did not mean that your site is a coccoon of horrors, this place is uberfun!

    My site is.
    *the sound of a coyote howling echoes through the bleak emptiness

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  49. Romeo Morningwood11:26 AM, December 12, 2009

    I am soooo hungover this f*cking keyboard is SO LOUD!

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  50. The Mistress11:34 AM, December 12, 2009

    ANONYMOUS: Dear Mistress
    Where did you find that Photo of my Grand Father. He told me he was off to see the doctor.

    Obviously he’s a sly old geezer.

    You’ll have to attach a GPS device to him in future.

    p.s. Please tell us your name next time you visit or Mistress MJ will have no choice but to send you to the oubliette.


    DONN: MJ I did not mean that your site is a coccoon of horrors, this place is uberfun!
    My site is.
    *the sound of a coyote howling echoes through the bleak emptiness
    I am soooo hungover this f*cking keyboard is SO LOUD!


    I was just looking for an excuse to wallop your arse.

    *playfully pinches it instead*

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