tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7262903491113984612..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: New Year's Eve PreparationsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53470970700382565022009-12-30T19:37:18.916-05:002009-12-30T19:37:18.916-05:00GARFY: Run ragged my arse!
You've been secretl...<b>GARFY</b>: <i>Run ragged my arse!<br />You've been secretly quaffing CC when nobody was looking. Get to the grindstone you lazy Canuck bint.<br />The houseboys need encouragement. Encourage by example, or use a whip.</i><br /><br />So? What OF it?<br /><br />It’s Jamesons if you <i>must</i> know though there’s two bottles of ice wine that haven’t been touched yet.<br /><br />You’ll have your new post when I’m good and ready.<br /><br />If you hadn’t distracted me with your Louis MacNeice and his animated mouth, I’d have had a post up by now.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3798424848809631842009-12-30T16:55:48.673-05:002009-12-30T16:55:48.673-05:00Run ragged my arse!
You've been secretly quaf...Run ragged my arse!<br /><br />You've been secretly quaffing CC when nobody was looking. Get to the grindstone you lazy Canuck bint.<br /><br />The houseboys need encouragement. Encourage by example, or use a whip.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27031891756633461112009-12-30T10:10:46.899-05:002009-12-30T10:10:46.899-05:00MUTLEY: That looks like a 'Real Pain' not ...<b>MUTLEY</b>: <i>That looks like a 'Real Pain' not a 'Sham Pain' hahahahahahaha see what i did there? 'Sham Pain' like Champagne .... oh welll... *slopes off* </i><br /><br />It’s been a tough year for you, hasn’t it Mr. Mutley?<br /><br />I shall round up all the laydeez and give you a big hug.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2689042491750468282009-12-30T10:01:45.116-05:002009-12-30T10:01:45.116-05:00That looks like a 'Real Pain' not a 'S...That looks like a 'Real Pain' not a 'Sham Pain' hahahahahahaha see what i did there? 'Sham Pain' like Champagne .... oh welll... *slopes off*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-567707625867720212009-12-30T00:48:23.889-05:002009-12-30T00:48:23.889-05:00NATIONS: Everyone should have a cool moniker like ...<b>NATIONS</b>: Everyone should have a cool moniker like 'Sit On My Face' Van Kooi.<br /><br />Yours might be 'Pissbiscuits' Nations.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78329280227016985762009-12-29T23:32:24.282-05:002009-12-29T23:32:24.282-05:00My favorite immoral church conversion was The Holy...My favorite immoral church conversion was The Holy Smoke up in Kendall...a former rural chapel turned into a Banditos biker bar. We used to go to the dirt drags out behind the place in the woods and stand around drinking overpriced 40's of malt liquor. After being run into the ground by former owner 'Sit On My Face' Van Kooi it is now once again a chapel! Oh, if the floor in the ladies room could talk...FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54009585952701035052009-12-29T22:07:58.051-05:002009-12-29T22:07:58.051-05:00CYBERPOOF: Because I'm fabulous!
Is that tat...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Because I'm fabulous!</i><br /><br />Is that tattooed on your forehead?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i> Champoo?</i><br /><br />Ha! Brilliant!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18893999084708321012009-12-29T17:50:11.446-05:002009-12-29T17:50:11.446-05:00Champoo?Champoo?Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59237375528905051102009-12-29T13:47:58.858-05:002009-12-29T13:47:58.858-05:00Because I'm fabulous!Because I'm fabulous!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54481518826222729372009-12-29T10:18:41.261-05:002009-12-29T10:18:41.261-05:00CYBERPOOF: Bless.
Hey, I want that Louboutin Cham...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Bless.<br />Hey, I want that Louboutin Champagne arrangement!</i><br /><br />And why, pray tell, do you deserve it?<br /><br /><b>JILL</b>: <i> Happy New Year!<br />Cheers!</i><br /><br />Cheers, Miss Jill!<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i> No kidding, IDV; that looks like a church to me too. And I'm jealous. All we ever got was 45 minutes of latin followed by a cookie.<br />It also looks darned refreshing. Theres nothing like an effervescent butthole in the morning; it smells like victory! ...or however that goes.</i><br /><br />Maybe it’s one of those <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ylnuzal/" rel="nofollow">immoral church conversions</a> the Vatican was rattling on about.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68852594289651459952009-12-29T10:09:56.192-05:002009-12-29T10:09:56.192-05:00No kidding, IDV; that looks like a church to me to...No kidding, IDV; that looks like a church to me too. And I'm jealous. All we ever got was 45 minutes of latin followed by a cookie.<br /> It also looks darned refreshing. Theres nothing like an effervescent butthole in the morning; it smells like victory! ...or however that goes.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32886405376274292552009-12-29T10:01:16.678-05:002009-12-29T10:01:16.678-05:00Happy New Year!
Cheers!Happy New Year!<br />Cheers!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7640718390305398622009-12-28T12:19:13.479-05:002009-12-28T12:19:13.479-05:00Bless.
Hey, I want that Louboutin Champagne arran...Bless.<br /><br />Hey, I want that Louboutin Champagne arrangement!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41046167451607637332009-12-28T12:02:39.136-05:002009-12-28T12:02:39.136-05:00MAGO: "... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein ...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>"... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen ..."<br />The prol-version.</i><br /><br />Komm sofort her!<br /><br />And bring your loofah!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80273413269550956052009-12-28T11:00:58.402-05:002009-12-28T11:00:58.402-05:00"... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein Badewa..."... Du bist'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen ..."<br />The prol-version.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5304586418395184152009-12-28T10:50:08.075-05:002009-12-28T10:50:08.075-05:00MICHAEL GUY: I've heard about folks drinking c...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>I've heard about folks drinking champagne from a shoe but this is certainly a refreshing new angle.<br />HAPPY NEW YEAR! </i><br /><br />Happy new year to you Michael!<br /><br />Ah yes, the tradition of drinking champagne from a shoe known in France as “Le Rituel”.<br /><br />Let’s raise our Louboutin <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y9jc7xx/" rel="nofollow">crystal stilettos</a> in a toast.<br /><br /><b>DONN</b>: <i>Who's your bidet?<br />This is why it is so important to get a decent "bro-zilian" wax before the holidays.</i><br /><br />Let’s call <a href="http://mrbaldnutz.com/" rel="nofollow">Mr. Baldnutz</a>.<br /><br />He'll get the job done!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12034662981457052042009-12-28T10:25:38.765-05:002009-12-28T10:25:38.765-05:00Who's your bidet?
This is why it is so importa...Who's your <i>bidet</i>?<br />This is why it is so important to get a decent "bro-zilian" wax before the holidays.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85909925282211311472009-12-28T09:37:17.751-05:002009-12-28T09:37:17.751-05:00I've heard about folks drinking champagne from...I've heard about folks drinking champagne from a shoe but this is certainly a refreshing new angle.<br /><br />HAPPY NEW YEAR!Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34200506647787051642009-12-28T08:56:34.235-05:002009-12-28T08:56:34.235-05:00BOXER: I got the bleach!
Oh wait, wrong preperatio...<b>BOXER</b>: <i>I got the bleach!<br />Oh wait, wrong preperations. Never mind.</i><br /><br />In <a href="http://tinyurl.com/8kq68/" rel="nofollow">cream</a> form?<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL RIVERS</b>: <i>Damn, how do I get invited to this party?</i><br /><br />I’m sure our little Danish friend CyberPete will have some ideas.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Now that guy has the exact same expression on his face as Julia Roberts in the movie Pret A Porter, when Tim Robbins pops the cork of the Champagne. A look of pure bliss. Fantastic scene in a brilliant movie.</i><br /><br />A look we’re no longer seeing on the face of Susan Sarandon.<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Nothing cures a New Years hangover like felching champagne from a houseboy...Mistress be a dear and bring me a straw...</i><br /><br />You might try a bendy straw for those hard to reach areas.<br /><br />Drink up!<br /><br /><b>ISTVANSKI</b>: <i>Love the pic.<br />Crack cleanser for the elite?</i><br /><br />The ass, er, the grass is always cleaner, er, greener for the rich, isn’t it?<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>They turned body shots into booty shots!<br />I hope he took the cork off the bottle before aiming it at his friend!<br />Cheers!!!</i><br /><br />I’m looking at your graphic…<br /><br />Is your glass half empty or half full?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Quite frankly Mistress, with that lot running riot, I'm surprise you even have time for blogging.<br />At least the champagne won't stain anything.</i><br /><br />I fear stainage when they break for their yogurt treats.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>Jayzus , what some people have to do for a living......</i><br /><br />It beats slaving over a hot tub of dishwater at Café C, now doesn’t it?<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>What's with the pointy window and doorway? Are they in a church? BLASPHEMY!</i><br /><br />I’m fingering my rosary beads as we speak.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Cracking open the fizz... or vice versa...</i><br /><br />Fizzing open the crack?<br /><br />Ha!!! Oh Miss Scarlet, you do add effervescence.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66731988597689947292009-12-28T06:29:03.098-05:002009-12-28T06:29:03.098-05:00Cracking open the fizz... or vice versa...
SxCracking open the fizz... or vice versa...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71842873196269530092009-12-28T04:23:05.879-05:002009-12-28T04:23:05.879-05:00What's with the pointy window and doorway? Ar...What's with the pointy window and doorway? Are they in a church? BLASPHEMY!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4344775343985665452009-12-28T03:44:07.686-05:002009-12-28T03:44:07.686-05:00Jayzus , what some people have to do for a living...Jayzus , what some people have to do for a living......BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40987662865865253402009-12-28T03:19:47.687-05:002009-12-28T03:19:47.687-05:00Quite frankly Mistress, with that lot running riot...Quite frankly Mistress, with that lot running riot, I'm surprise you even have time for blogging.<br /><br />At least the champagne won't stain anything.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10624452216270515432009-12-28T03:01:55.270-05:002009-12-28T03:01:55.270-05:00They turned body shots into booty shots!
I hope h...They turned body shots into booty shots!<br /><br />I hope he took the cork off the bottle before aiming it at his friend!<br /><br />Cheers!!!<br /><br /><b><a rel="nofollow">(--)</a></b>....<b><a rel="nofollow">(--)</a></b><br /><b>_I_</b>....<b>_I_</b>eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11206988732593100162009-12-28T02:06:49.079-05:002009-12-28T02:06:49.079-05:00Love the pic.
Crack cleanser for the elite?Love the pic.<br />Crack cleanser for the elite?Istvanskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00300986800641512516noreply@blogger.com