Monday, December 14, 2009

Men’s Underwear

We’re not quite sure what’s going on here …

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41 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:31 PM, December 13, 2009

    FIRST - Yay!

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  2. Anonymous6:33 PM, December 13, 2009

    Oh GOtt - Feinripp!

    They buy for elephants?

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  3. The Jelly Monster7:04 PM, December 13, 2009

    second!

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  4. Kapitano7:04 PM, December 13, 2009

    Looks like they both have headaches.

    And they're about to realise they're both buying for the same man.

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  5. The Jelly Monster7:05 PM, December 13, 2009

    I beat Boxer!

    Ewwwww tighty whities for pee pees

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  6. savannah7:30 PM, December 13, 2009

    4th..ok, i can handle that. xoxoxo

    Oh Hai Mago!

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  7. Palais de Steff7:51 PM, December 13, 2009

    Dear Mistress

    Warmest greetings from the future!

    I hope that they are not the latest fashion choice of new uniform for the house boys!
    If they are then I fear that that they will not remain in situ for very long. (Though that might be nice). It's either that, or it could well be a snap of my washer women yet again comparing skid marks in grandfathers undergarments. I have discoverd that they suffer from some strange form of parraphillia ! (I think they refer to it as raw shacking)

    ps Grandfather requires several fillings following his trip to the dentist!

    Thankyou Mistress,as ever, for your most gracious welcome. And may I say a big hello to all of your other Bitches. I am slowly working my way through ckecking out their respective blogs but have not as yet felt comfortabe enough to have left a comment... as yet!
    I must say however that they seem like a lot of well controlled and respectful devotees.

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  8. Anonymous8:48 PM, December 13, 2009

    I'm not sure I want to know what is going on!

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  9. Jenny9:25 PM, December 13, 2009

    it doesn't what they do, both of their men likey the tighty-whites?

    yah, I'm not sure either.

    But JELLY MONSTER claimed second, so I'm not cranky.

    Hai Savannah!!

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  10. The Mistress9:35 PM, December 13, 2009

    MAGO: Oh GOtt - Feinripp!
    They buy for elephants?

    And horses too.

    KAPI: Looks like they both have headaches.
    And they're about to realise they're both buying for the same man.

    Tiger Woods?

    JELLY MONSTER: I beat Boxer!
    Ewwwww tighty whities for pee pees

    Does Maxi go commando?

    SAVANNAH: 4th..ok, i can handle that.

    Like you have a choice.

    STEPH: Dear Mistress
    Warmest greetings from the future!

    It’s true! You’re about 19 hours ahead of us!!!

    I hope that they are not the latest fashion choice of new uniform for the house boys!
    If they are then I fear that that they will not remain in situ for very long. (Though that might be nice). It's either that, or it could well be a snap of my washer women yet again comparing skid marks in grandfathers undergarments. I have discoverd that they suffer from some strange form of parraphillia ! (I think they refer to it as raw shacking)
    ps Grandfather requires several fillings following his trip to the dentist!

    Goodness! Are you a doctor? I must consult my medical dictionary.

    Thankyou Mistress,as ever, for your most gracious welcome. And may I say a big hello to all of your other Bitches. I am slowly working my way through ckecking out their respective blogs but have not as yet felt comfortabe enough to have left a comment... as yet!
    I must say however that they seem like a lot of well controlled and respectful devotees.

    We shall provide you with these handy guides to just some of the Women and Men of Infomaniac although these are by no means definitive. Some have fallen by the wayside while still others did not get their bios submitted on time.

    But I’ll just sum it up by saying…you would do well to avoid BEAST who smells of dodgy curry and stale fag butts.

    MICHAEL RIVERS: I'm not sure I want to know what is going on!

    Perhaps you should sit this one out.

    BOXER: it doesn't what they do, both of their men likey the tighty-whites?
    yah, I'm not sure either.
    But JELLY MONSTER claimed second, so I'm not cranky.

    Again? In English this time?

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  11. eroswings11:47 PM, December 13, 2009

    Clearly, these two drag queens are shopping for clothes to wear when they return to their small town roots to celebrate the holiday--while staying in the closet to avoid outshining the holiday decorations.

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  12. eroswings11:49 PM, December 13, 2009

    Woman 1: I like long strokes.

    Woman 2: I prefer being jackhammered.

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  13. Romeo Morningwood12:00 AM, December 14, 2009

    I concur with Mr Swings..
    perhaps the first Lady likes to be violin-ly fiddled..cel-lo?

    These old class distinction ADs are of course pure poppycock!

    The very notion of suggesting that educated upper class gentlemen might basket their boys in working class gitch is not only preposterous, but dangerous.

    My Word! What if the commoners start believing such nonsense..
    really Madame.

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  14. The Mistress12:08 AM, December 14, 2009

    EROS: Clearly, these two drag queens are shopping for clothes to wear when they return to their small town roots to celebrate the holiday--while staying in the closet to avoid outshining the holiday decorations.

    ShopLIFTING, more like.

    EROS: Woman 1: I like long strokes.
    Woman 2: I prefer being jackhammered.

    I love it when you talk dirty.

    DONN: I concur with Mr Swings..
    perhaps the first Lady likes to be violin-ly fiddled..cel-lo?
    These old class distinction ADs are of course pure poppycock!
    The very notion of suggesting that educated upper class gentlemen might basket their boys in working class gitch is not only preposterous, but dangerous.
    My Word! What if the commoners start believing such nonsense..
    really Madame.

    *gives Donn atomic wedgie*

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  15. CyberPete1:11 AM, December 14, 2009

    I'm shocked to my very core after reading Bingowings second comment. I'm SHOCKED!

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  16. BEAST1:41 AM, December 14, 2009

    These slappers are obviously comparing trophies and the one without a hat likes a bit of rough

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  17. mrpeenee2:55 AM, December 14, 2009

    lesbians.

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  18. Roses3:36 AM, December 14, 2009

    I've only had one cup of coffee today.

    All I know, is I wouldn't want to meet the owners of those tightie whities in a dark alleyway.

    I'd be bored to death.

    They probably wear crocs.

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  19. KAZ5:38 AM, December 14, 2009

    These generous young women have brought some knickers for the poor old gits on Filthy Friday.
    How thoughtful.

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  20. LẌ5:49 AM, December 14, 2009

    The one with the hat seems to be happy that she has a pearl necklace.

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  21. Joanna Cake6:48 AM, December 14, 2009

    How bizarre! I dont think any of the men or boys in my life would be caught dead in a pair of those!

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  22. Damien6:58 AM, December 14, 2009

    I wanna meet the men who can fill those............ and fill 'em in a good way.

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  23. The Mistress8:11 AM, December 14, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: I'm shocked to my very core after reading Bingowings second comment. I'm SHOCKED!

    I’m quite certain it’s not the first time Eros has uttered those words.

    BEAST: These slappers are obviously comparing trophies and the one without a hat likes a bit of rough

    Hence no need for a helmet.

    MR. PEENEE: lesbians.

    But they’re not wearing lesbian hats.

    ROSES: I've only had one cup of coffee today.
    All I know, is I wouldn't want to meet the owners of those tightie whities in a dark alleyway.
    I'd be bored to death.
    They probably wear crocs.

    We’ll ask you not to mention the “c” word again, thank you.

    KAZ: These generous young women have brought some knickers for the poor old gits on Filthy Friday.
    How thoughtful.

    This fella will be pleased.

    Have you seen his shoddy underpants?

    XL: The one with the hat seems to be happy that she has a pearl necklace.

    Isn’t that what men think all women want for Christmas?

    JOANNA CAKE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Did someone mention cake?

    How bizarre! I dont think any of the men or boys in my life would be caught dead in a pair of those!

    We’ve had a look at your man-list and frankly, we don’t know where you find the time to keep track of their pants!

    DAMIEN: I wanna meet the men who can fill those............ and fill 'em in a good way.

    Why Damien, we have NO idea what you’re on about!

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  24. Lulu LaBonne10:04 AM, December 14, 2009

    it's a party game - pile of pants in the middle of the floor and a naked man the women have to try and match the pants to the man, the winner cops off with him

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  25. The Mistress10:10 AM, December 14, 2009

    LULU: it's a party game - pile of pants in the middle of the floor and a naked man the women have to try and match the pants to the man, the winner cops off with him

    If the pants have skidmarks, they belong to BEAST.

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  26. Palais de Steff10:35 AM, December 14, 2009

    Dear Mistress
    Perhaps they were shop-lifting for Mr Knudsen or is he still going commando?

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  27. The Mistress11:38 AM, December 14, 2009

    STEPH: Dear Mistress
    Perhaps they were shop-lifting for Mr Knudsen or is he still going commando?

    We shall consult Mr. Knudsen when he returns from fighting off the hordes of Nazi zombies.

    He is a busy man, travelling through time and space in a phone box, and has not had time to make his way ‘round the blogs lately.

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  28. BEAST12:40 PM, December 14, 2009

    Oi , that not very nice , you are supposed to be kind and gentle with a poor sacked Beast
    Or I will sit here and cry
    Loudly!

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  29. Lord Boggler12:48 PM, December 14, 2009

    *walks in the door grabs and drains a wine barrle full of nitrous, burps and looks at todays post* They look like they've been stretched with coconuts. The underware. Possibly the women too.

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  30. ayeM8y1:09 PM, December 14, 2009

    “Underwear for men and boys”

    That would be some mighty big boys to fill out those huge panties. Perhaps the two ladies are just proud of their enormous offspring and carry around their underwear to boast and brag about it. Of course any baby that big would’ve blown out those tiny vaginas.

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  31. CyberPete1:13 PM, December 14, 2009

    I've never seen it before.

    I'm shocked. I'm shocked to my very core!

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  32. Geoff2:57 PM, December 14, 2009

    They're comparing their husbands' skid marks. (Brownie points)

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  33. Anonymous2:58 PM, December 14, 2009

    I'm shocked that CyberPete is shocked. How long have you been frequently Mistress MJ's place now? Nothing should shock you at this point.

    BTW, I saw both those women and the tighty whites at JC Penny this weekend. Neither of them looked happy at all.

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  34. CyberPete3:20 PM, December 14, 2009

    Mr. Bingowings was fairly graphic. That's shocks me Miss Random Chick.

    Nothing Misster MJ comes up with shocks me anymore.

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  35. FirstNations5:22 PM, December 14, 2009

    It means that tiny aethric head-violinists are rude superior pricks, but tiny head-jackhammer guys have bigger asses. this of course supposes that the women holding the tighty whities are their corporeal wives, which fact is pretty obvious to me. as a married woman (to a tiny aethric head saxaphonist) I can't think of any other reason a woman would stand around holding disgusting underpants and gloating. which is what I'm doing right at this very moment, in fact. *smiles smugly*

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  36. Frobisher5:36 PM, December 14, 2009

    these days i prefer something silky or lacey - with a reinforced gusset

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  37. jason7:10 PM, December 14, 2009

    They're both showing off what they'll each be wearing tonight in bed together. Butch there will be dressing up as a jackhammerer and Miss Priss will be the conductor, with her baton ready.
    Hot!

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  38. normadesmond9:43 PM, December 14, 2009

    might it be that they're both thinking, "why, these are the same size as our bloomers!"

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  39. The Mistress10:11 PM, December 14, 2009

    BEAST: Stick a dummy in it.

    BOGGLER: Please refrain from burping on this blog.

    The same goes for emitting bodily fluids.

    Thank you,

    The Management.

    AYEM8Y: My Secret Lady Place hurts after reading that.

    GEOFF: Turning another year older has only sharpened your wit.

    RANDOM: No one looks happy shopping during the so-called "festive" season.

    CYBERPOOF: Misster?

    Just because you're the High Maintenance Queen doesn't give you a right to be cheeky.

    NATIONS: Put the underpants down and back away slowly.

    FROBI: A reinforced gusset?

    Have you got a bratwurst in your pants?

    JASON: Let's hear it from the "horn" section!

    NORMADESMOND: Granny panties!

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  40. Mitzi 7:25 AM, December 15, 2009

    They are comparing yellow stains at the front to the brown patches at the back.

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  41. The Mistress10:08 AM, December 15, 2009

    MITZI: You filthy thing, you!

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