Friday, December 04, 2009

Filthy Friday - Deck Your Balls Edition

Each Filthy Friday throughout the month of December, Infomaniac will present a festive Christmas scene to put you in the mood ...

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33 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:09 PM, December 03, 2009

    Damn. And here I thought I was done decorating for the season. I guess not!

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  2. LẌ11:19 PM, December 03, 2009

    Jingle Balls!

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  3. eroswings11:26 PM, December 03, 2009

    Sleigh balls ring,
    Are you listening?


    I'm just glad that ain't no mistletoe!

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  4. David11:31 PM, December 03, 2009

    That boy should have done some waxing or manscaping just before the photo-op.

    But I love it.

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  5. ayeM8y11:45 PM, December 03, 2009

    To me, It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...

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  6. Jenny12:36 AM, December 04, 2009

    who is this Michael Rivers? Claiming first without a FIRSTY!

    Hai XL!! You stole my line.

    "jingle all the way"

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  7. The Mistress12:50 AM, December 04, 2009

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Damn. And here I thought I was done decorating for the season. I guess not!

    See comment from Anonymous Boxer.

    XL: Jingle Balls!

    Jingle Balls Rock!

    EROS: Sleigh balls ring,
    Are you listening?
    I'm just glad that ain't no mistletoe!

    By mentioning mistletoe, you have just reminded Mistress MJ of something important she wants to post this month.

    Thank you.

    DAVID: That boy should have done some waxing or manscaping just before the photo-op.
    But I love it

    Time to call Mr. Baldnutz!

    AYEM8Y: To me, It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas...

    We know you’re already shaking the “packages” under your tree.

    BOXER: who is this Michael Rivers? Claiming first without a FIRSTY!
    Hai XL!! You stole my line.
    "jingle all the way"

    Michael Rivers, as a relative newcomer, may be honestly unaware of the requirement of yelling “Yay! First!’ or variations upon that phrase, when arriving first on an Infomaniac post.

    Or, and we think this is more likely the case, he is aggressively flaunting his complete disregard for the rules!

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  8. CyberPete1:03 AM, December 04, 2009

    Dammit! XL stole my comment.

    Oh hai XL!

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  9. Anonymous2:14 AM, December 04, 2009

    BWUHAHHAAA ... :) YOu made my day!

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  10. yiristos3:46 AM, December 04, 2009

    Festive cock-ring bling!

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  11. Piggy and Tazzy5:27 AM, December 04, 2009

    Bollocks!

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  12. Michael Guy5:43 AM, December 04, 2009

    Oh golly...this is a favorite movie of mine! Bing Crosby and The Balls of St. Mary's.

    Bada bing! Be sure and tip your waitress folks...

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  13. tony6:39 AM, December 04, 2009

    That Reminds Me, I Must Buy A Turkey Soon............

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  14. The Mistress8:54 AM, December 04, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: Dammit! XL stole my comment.

    You must set your alarm to get up earlier if you wish to beat XL.

    MAGO: BWUHAHHAAA ... :) YOu made my day!

    Does that make up for yesterday?

    YIRISTOS: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Mistress MJ recognizes you from Fabulon.

    Make haste to Thom’s new blog, Chateau Thombeau, if you haven’t done so already. (see link on my Blogroll).

    PIGGY: Bollocks!

    Bollocks to YOU for ignoring us all week in favour of your so-called blog refurbishment.

    MICHAEL GUY: Oh golly...this is a favorite movie of mine! Bing Crosby and The Balls of St. Mary's.
    Bada bing! Be sure and tip your waitress folks...

    *pushes instant rimshot button*

    TONY: That Reminds Me, I Must Buy A Turkey Soon

    A “Butterball” turkey?

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  15. LẌ9:14 AM, December 04, 2009

    Mistress, given this is Infomaniac, I was expecting something a bit different on the button link!

    [rimshot]

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  16. Romeo Morningwood9:59 AM, December 04, 2009

    Deck your balls with
    bells and holly
    fa-la-la-la-la
    la-la la-la

    Yesterday the "Cougar" next door, Mrs Gigli, invited me over for some Turkey Time..
    gobble gobble

    Should I be concerned?

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  17. Romeo Morningwood10:02 AM, December 04, 2009

    Mrs Gigli also mentioned that she can't wait to get a snog under the camel toe...
    doesn't she mean mistletoe?

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  18. The Mistress10:25 AM, December 04, 2009

    XL: Mistress, given this is Infomaniac, I was expecting something a bit different on the button link!
    [rimshot]

    What kind of blog do you think this IS, anyway?

    DONN: Deck your balls with
    bells and holly
    fa-la-la-la-la
    la-la la-la
    Yesterday the "Cougar" next door, Mrs Gigli, invited me over for some Turkey Time..
    gobble gobble
    Should I be concerned?
    Mrs Gigli also mentioned that she can't wait to get a snog under the camel toe...
    doesn't she mean mistletoe?

    I would be more concerned about her wattle giving you whiplash.

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  19. Mitzi 11:04 AM, December 04, 2009

    Ding Dong Merrily on High?

    O tidings of comfort and joy you bring this Friday MJ.

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  20. The Mistress11:17 AM, December 04, 2009

    MITZI: Ding Dong Merrily on High?
    O tidings of comfort and joy you bring this Friday MJ.

    Just when we thought we’d exhausted them all, leave it to our Mitzi to find yet another appropriate carol for the occasion.

    *adorns Mitzi in decorative tinsel*

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  21. Anonymous12:20 PM, December 04, 2009

    Can't talk now...I must go roast my chestnuts.

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  22. Kapitano2:29 PM, December 04, 2009

    The best bit of christmas is the balls of stuffing.

    Or the stu....

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  23. Anonymous3:17 PM, December 04, 2009

    Still nibbling my way through mammary lane ...

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  24. Geoff3:58 PM, December 04, 2009

    I always feel a little testy at Christmas.

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  25. FirstNations5:04 PM, December 04, 2009

    Those look exactly like my ex-husbands tiny pimpled hairless pathetic undersized childlike dingly danglies.

    Which is not to say that I harbor anything like contempt for the man lo these 23 years later.

    Or anything.

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  26. FirstNations5:06 PM, December 04, 2009

    ...gosh I feel festive suddenly!


    not so fresh, but definitely festive!

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  27. CyberPete7:59 PM, December 04, 2009

    Gdnjxbkjxcb

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  28. jason11:10 PM, December 04, 2009

    Shouldn't that be mistletoe?

    Or cameltoe?
    Or gristletoe....or something like that?

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  29. The Mistress11:35 PM, December 04, 2009

    RANDOM: Can't talk now...I must go roast my chestnuts.

    Oh, THAT old chestnut.

    KAPI: The best bit of christmas is the balls of stuffing.
    Or the stu....

    We know who’ll be getting his stocking stuffed this Christmas.

    MAGO: Still nibbling my way through mammary lane ...

    You missed a titbit.

    GEOFF: I always feel a little testy at Christmas.

    *insert cartoonish “wha wha wha wha” sound effect here*

    NATIONS: Those look exactly like my ex-husbands tiny pimpled hairless pathetic undersized childlike dingly danglies.
    Which is not to say that I harbor anything like contempt for the man lo these 23 years later.
    Or anything.
    ...gosh I feel festive suddenly!
    not so fresh, but definitely festive!

    Help yourself to a Cum Kleen personal wipe and feel fresh for hours!

    CYBERPOOF: Gdnjxbkjxcb

    Same to you.

    JASON: Shouldn't that be mistletoe?
    Or cameltoe?
    Or gristletoe....or something like that?

    You’ll have your chance at the mistletoe soon enough.

    I’m not saying anymore about it for now.

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  30. eroswings12:46 AM, December 05, 2009

    Ding Dong Ding Dong
    Christmas Balls Are Ringing!

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  31. The Mistress11:50 AM, December 05, 2009

    EROS: *makes throat-slashing motion to cut the carols*

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  32. Old Knudsen4:53 AM, December 09, 2009

    I wonder what his first thought upon waking up that day was.

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  33. The Mistress7:57 AM, December 09, 2009

    KNUDSEN: I wonder what his first thought upon waking up that day was.

    Bring me the elves!

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