Thursday, December 24, 2009

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BITCHES!

Merry Christmas from Mistress MJ and all the holiday whores Houseboys!



And since Christmas falls this year on a Friday, Happy Filthy Friday – Christmas Edition! …

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49 comments:

  1. garfer7:47 PM, December 23, 2009

    Hats off to ya MJ.

    I'm working on my beer gut and string vest combo for New Year.

    Happy Christmas.

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  2. savannah7:55 PM, December 23, 2009

    2nd! ho, ho, ho! and now i'll just say merry christmas and buh bye cos i'm typing with my eyes closed. xoxoxo

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  3. tony8:10 PM, December 23, 2009

    MERRY CHRISTMAS MJ. XX

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  4. jason8:32 PM, December 23, 2009

    nice nutcracker.
    happy xmas!

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  5. Anonymous8:44 PM, December 23, 2009

    Merry Christmas to you too!!

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  6. The Mistress9:14 PM, December 23, 2009

    GARFY: Hats off to ya MJ.
    I'm working on my beer gut and string vest combo for New Year.
    Happy Christmas.

    Now THAT is hawt.

    Happy Christmas to you, Garfer!

    SAVANNAH: 2nd! ho, ho, ho! and now i'll just say merry christmas and buh bye cos i'm typing with my eyes closed.

    You DO realize there’s a Braille edition of Infomaniac?

    Merry Christmas at the movies!

    TONY: MERRY CHRISTMAS MJ. XX

    I’m putting those kisses under my mistletoe belt buckle.

    Merry Christmas, Tony!

    JASON: nice nutcracker.
    happy xmas!

    We’re so pleased you became one of the Men of Infomaniac this year.

    Happy Christmas, Jason!

    MICHAEL RIVERS: Merry Christmas to you too!!

    Thanks for the restaurant tour you’ve treated us to this year.

    And did you know that CyberPete and Damien are fighting over you?

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  7. FirstNations10:28 PM, December 23, 2009

    I keep forgetting if your people celebrate Christmas or not. In any ! *hoists a cheery holiday cheese aloft B.C.-wards*

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  8. FirstNations10:29 PM, December 23, 2009

    ...EVENT. in any EVENT.

    *burAAP* too much cheery cheese I guess. Stupid cheese. *staggers off*

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  9. Anonymous10:31 PM, December 23, 2009

    Problem. That's my living room, but that's not me.

    Um...Merry Christmas, MJ.

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  10. Lord Boggler10:52 PM, December 23, 2009

    ~cocks gun as fat, naked perv rushes twards him*(I enjoy talking about myself in the third person)
    P.S Mistress, will I be accepted on to the list if I accept a dare? And merri Christmas fuckerzzz!

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  11. normadesmond11:29 PM, December 23, 2009

    he hasn't seen his dick in 25 years & it really doesn't matter.

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  12. Ponita in Real Life11:31 PM, December 23, 2009

    All Harold wanted for Christmas was a glimpse of Wee Willie... who had not been seen in years.

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

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  13. LẌ12:08 AM, December 24, 2009

    Frank was determined to surprise Santa with something other than cookies and milk this year.


    Oh Hai Savannah, Ponita!

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  14. Anonymous2:05 AM, December 24, 2009

    Bud, a retired houseboy.
    He still helps out.
    Sometimes, when need be.

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  15. ayeM8y2:50 AM, December 24, 2009

    Awe, poor thing he’s too big to fit under the Christmas tree.

    Merry Christmas MJ,

    Hanukkah,

    Kwanzaa,

    New Year.

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  16. CyberPete4:06 AM, December 24, 2009

    But it's Christmas today, December 24 which is a Thursday!

    Remove that atrocity at once.

    I like the group shot of the houseboys

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  17. CyberPete4:06 AM, December 24, 2009

    Oh and happy Christmas. Today!

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  18. Roses5:07 AM, December 24, 2009

    Merry Christmas my dears.

    Hope yours is filled with lots of Ho Ho Ho.

    I'm going to start early and crack open the Cava, anyone fancy a glass with me?

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  19. CyberPete5:53 AM, December 24, 2009

    I'm with you Roses!

    I've got a bottle in my fridge

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  20. Frobisher6:45 AM, December 24, 2009

    Happy Saturnalia!

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  21. Ms Scarlet6:52 AM, December 24, 2009

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
    SXXXXX

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  22. The Mistress7:01 AM, December 24, 2009

    NATIONS: I keep forgetting if your people celebrate Christmas or not. In any ! *hoists a cheery holiday cheese aloft B.C.-wards*
    ...EVENT. in any EVENT.
    *burAAP* too much cheery cheese I guess. Stupid cheese. *staggers off*

    Just because it’s Christmas, Mistress MJ will ignore the cheese reference and, in the spirit of the season, refrain from mentioning your toilet planters.

    KEVIN: Problem. That's my living room, but that's not me.
    Um...Merry Christmas, MJ.

    By the looks of him, he may have just eaten you.

    BOGGLER: ~cocks gun as fat, naked perv rushes twards him*(I enjoy talking about myself in the third person)
    P.S Mistress, will I be accepted on to the list if I accept a dare? And merri Christmas fuckerzzz!

    You might be accepted onto the Blogroll if you work hard here for oh, six months or so, and don’t do anything to annoy Mistress MJ.

    But then again, maybe not.

    See my comment to XL to see how hard HE has worked to serve Mistress MJ.

    NORMADESMOND: he hasn't seen his dick in 25 years & it really doesn't matter.

    And yet WE have to see it!

    PONITA: All Harold wanted for Christmas was a glimpse of Wee Willie... who had not been seen in years.
    Merry Christmas, everyone!

    25 years, according to Normadesmond.

    XL: Frank was determined to surprise Santa with something other than cookies and milk this year.

    I see this is turning into a caption contest.

    Allow me to take this opportunity to thank you for your incredible dedication to Mistress MJ…

    Your tireless pillow-fluffing and IT consulting.

    You have served Mistress MJ well.

    Your reward is Christmas Day off.

    MAGO: Bud, a retired houseboy.
    He still helps out.
    Sometimes, when need be.

    He’s taking up a lot of space though.

    I could fit a new chair in the space he’s occupying.

    AYEM8Y: Awe, poor thing he’s too big to fit under the Christmas tree.
    Merry Christmas MJ,
    Hanukkah,
    Kwanzaa,
    New Year.

    Merry Christmas to you and your amazing ass.

    Will you be taking a day off from whoring?

    CYBERPOOF & ROSES: Don’t let us stop you from enjoying a good holiday booze-up.

    Tis the reason for the season, isn’t it?

    FROBI: Happy Saturnalia!

    And to you, Mr. Frobisher!

    Will there be bingo?

    SCARLET: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

    YOU TOO, MISS SCARLET!!!!!!

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  23. eroswings7:02 AM, December 24, 2009

    For Christmas dinner, he had:

    7 swans a-swimming
    6 geese a-laying

    5 ...golden rings...

    4 calling birds
    3 French hens
    2 turtle doves
    And a partridge in a pear tree!

    And he'll need all them 8 maids to milk him and those 9 ladies pole dancing. Tell the 10 lords a leaping and the 11 pipers and 12 drummers that they're all needed to get this man off his knees.


    MJ, Thank you so much for all the laughs and entertainment this year! You make us smile!

    Happy Holidays,

    -----((*))--
    ------*o*---
    ----*o*o*--
    --*o*o*o*o*
    o*o*-]o[-*o*o


    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you MJ, the Infomaniac guests, and to everyone else!

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  24. The Mistress7:15 AM, December 24, 2009

    EROS: Why thank you, Eros!

    Will there be an Eroswings’ Blogging Tips session coming up soon on how to make festive-looking comments?

    Will my Bejewler work?

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  25. Princess8:32 AM, December 24, 2009

    First!!!
    It's 1215 am here in OZ on Christmas day. So technically. I'm
    First!
    Now I understand why Santa only cums once a year.
    Thanks for all the fun MJ. Princess is honoured to be one of your new bitches. XX
    Looking forward to continuing to getting to know the other bitches
    Even Beast!

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  26. eroswings8:34 AM, December 24, 2009

    No bejewler necessary in this case. I discovered by accident how to make letters turn blue:

    1. Type <
    2. Type a
    3. Type >

    Then,

    4. Type Whatever letter, word, or symbol you want to look blue

    5. Type <
    6. Type a
    7. Type /
    8. Type >

    It should look like:

    < a > Type whatever you want to look blue < / a >.

    There should be No spaces when typing steps 1 to 3 And steps 5 to 8. You can use spaces in step 4 if you want to make sentences blue.

    I'll work on a post to use this in creative ways--that Xmas tree took me an half an hour to tinker with til I got it looking right. But it was fun and worth it.

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  27. The Mistress8:39 AM, December 24, 2009

    PRINCESS: First!!!
    It's 1215 am here in OZ on Christmas day. So technically. I'm
    First!
    Now I understand why Santa only cums once a year.
    Thanks for all the fun MJ. Princess is honoured to be one of your new bitches. XX
    Looking forward to continuing to getting to know the other bitches
    Even Beast!

    Merry Christmas, Princess!

    Yes, technically you’re first since you live in the future (Australia) and the bells of Christmas have just chimed there.

    Do drop in on the other bitches when you have a chance.

    Be sure to wear your hazmat suit if you’re visiting Beast and spray the room liberally with Febreze before entering.

    EROS: Like this?.

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  28. Leah9:32 AM, December 24, 2009

    Happy Christmas, Dear Mistress!

    xo

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  29. Jenny11:01 AM, December 24, 2009

    Merry Christmas to you and your House of Boyz.

    xoxoxo.

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  30. Geoff11:09 AM, December 24, 2009

    How on earth did he get down the chimney?

    *still sober*

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  31. Inexplicable DeVice11:20 AM, December 24, 2009

    The toy soldier inched slowly up the presents and climbed the christmas tree to frolic with the houseboys above, leaving toy santa to deal with the two ton gastropod that had invaded the living room.

    Merry Christmas, MJ! And to the rest of you mighty bloggers, too.

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  32. Anonymous12:25 PM, December 24, 2009

    Ho ho HACK!!! Sorry, had a hair ball.

    Merry Christmas and may all your house boys be bright!!!

    xoxoxoxo

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  33. The Mistress12:30 PM, December 24, 2009

    LEAH: Happy Christmas, Dear Mistress!

    A joyful holiday season to you, Miss Leah.

    And may you feel well enough to enjoy it.

    BOXER: Merry Christmas to you and your House of Boyz.

    And to you and your house of hounds!

    GEOFF: How on earth did he get down the chimney?
    *still sober*

    I am amazingly still sober too but it’s only 9:30 a.m. here.

    IVD: The toy soldier inched slowly up the presents and climbed the christmas tree to frolic with the houseboys above, leaving toy santa to deal with the two ton gastropod that had invaded the living room.
    Merry Christmas, MJ! And to the rest of you mighty bloggers, too.

    Merry Christmas to our favourite witch!

    And I’m so happy you’ve found love and smug marriedness with the Sex Pest.

    *big hug*

    I may need to lie down. The warm fuzzies have crept in. It’s bad enough that I was embracing Beast.

    RANDOM: Ho ho HACK!!! Sorry, had a hair ball.
    Merry Christmas and may all your house boys be bright!!!

    A dose of castor oil will cure what ails you.

    Merry Christmas, Random Chick!

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  34. RAD1:23 PM, December 24, 2009

    Merry Christmas MJ...Best wishes to you too! You naughty boy! :-) ho ho ho!

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  35. The Mistress1:56 PM, December 24, 2009

    RAD: Merry Christmas MJ...Best wishes to you too! You naughty boy! :-) ho ho ho!

    Rad! How nice to see you!

    But um…when you say “naughty boy” aren't you referring to yourself?

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  36. CyberPete2:22 PM, December 24, 2009

    *raises glass of red wine*

    Merry Christmas, MJ!

    Great drink, good meat. Good god let's eat!

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  37. The Mistress4:39 PM, December 24, 2009

    CYBERPOOF: *raises glass of red wine*
    Merry Christmas, MJ!
    Great drink, good meat. Good god let's eat!

    Whose meat did you have in mind?

    Merry Christmas, little Danish puff pastry!

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  38. Mitzi 5:31 PM, December 24, 2009

    Merry Christmas MJ and all who sail in her!

    Is that a Hottentot Apron?

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  39. The Mistress5:56 PM, December 24, 2009

    MITZI: Merry Christmas MJ and all who sail in her!
    Is that a Hottentot Apron?

    Seeing as it's Christmas, I'll let that "all who sail in her" comment go.

    That Hottentot is hot-to-trot.

    Where DO you do your research to come up with such fascinating medical terminology?

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  40. The Mistress6:03 PM, December 24, 2009

    BITCHES: The Christmas Eve libations are now being served chez Infomaniac.

    Mistress MJ will join you again in a couple of days.

    Merry Christmas, everyone!

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  41. Mu Tai Dong6:47 PM, December 24, 2009

    FAT MAN!! Then so the small reproductives? Makes they a compariosn - otjhers?

    Friendly Christmas sexy surprises !!

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  42. normadesmond11:07 PM, December 24, 2009

    MJ, you have a ball!

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  43. Roses3:32 AM, December 25, 2009

    Have a great one Mistress!

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  44. Piggy and Tazzy3:47 AM, December 25, 2009

    Merry fucking Crimbo one and all.

    I'm glad it's all fucking over in less than 24 hours.

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  45. BEAST7:34 AM, December 25, 2009

    Have a very Happy Xmas you old crab
    ***snuggles up to Miss MJ and munches on a mince pie***

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  46. Romeo Morningwood2:09 PM, December 25, 2009

    L
    U
    M
    J
    XXX OOO

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  47. Carnalis2:55 PM, December 25, 2009

    bad bad gut.

    Merry Christmas MJ x

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  48. The Mistress11:05 AM, December 26, 2009

    MU TAI DONG: FAT MAN!! Then so the small reproductives? Makes they a compariosn - otjhers?
    Friendly Christmas sexy surprises !!

    So glad you could take time out from your festivities with Mr. Mutley to visit us, Miss Mu.

    If you are still interested in seeing Beast nekkid, climb under the Snuggie.

    NORMADESMOND: MJ, you have a ball!

    Mistress MJ loves balls.

    I hope you’ve been making merry as well, Miss Desmond.

    ROSES: Have a great one Mistress!

    I did!

    Hoping YOU did too, Miss Roses.

    PIGGY: Merry fucking Crimbo one and all.
    I'm glad it's all fucking over in less than 24 hours.

    Yay! It’s over!

    Is your blog back up yet?

    BEAST: Have a very Happy Xmas you old crab
    ***snuggles up to Miss MJ and munches on a mince pie***

    Seeing as it’s Christmas and because you left the stinky duvet at home and brought your new Snuggie with you, Mistress MJ will snuggle up to you just this once.

    Are you sure you wouldn’t like a nice piece of cake?

    DONN:
    L
    U
    M
    J
    XXX OOO

    LU2DONNNNN!

    *kisses and squeezes*

    CARNALIS: bad bad gut.
    Merry Christmas MJ x

    By ‘bad gut’ are you referring to the chap by the Christmas tree?

    Or do you have a gastrointestinal problem?

    We hope you’ve had a chance to enjoy the festivities, in any case.

    BITCHES: Mistress MJ is still making merry but will pop round to your blogs when she has more time.

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  49. Roses12:10 PM, December 26, 2009

    Happy Boxing Day!

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