Sunday, December 13, 2009

Happy Birthday, Geoff!

Birthday greetings go out today to our Geoff in Kent, England.


“I have followed MJ's every move since day one of Infomaniac, like some crazed stalker.”
- Geoff

Geoff (along with his charming wife Betty) has the honour of being our longest-serving Infomaniac bitch.

Oh sure, others would soon follow: Tazzy and Piggy, Inexplicable DeVice (IVD), First Nations, KAZ, Donn, Kapitano, Frobisher, and Beast to name just a few.

But Geoff has been with Mistress MJ since day one of Infomaniac!

You can’t buy loyalty like that!

Note to Geoff: Your cheque is in the mail.

Happy birthday,Geoff!

23 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday Geoff.

    Hope you are celebrating your birthday the Infomaniac way - with CAKE!

    xxxx

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  2. Third! Yay!

    Happy birthday mate.

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  3. Happy Birthday Donn!

    Oh Hai Roses, Mago, Pete!

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  4. Morning xl.
    I thought it's Kent - Nagano ?

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  5. Dear Mistress
    Please accept my humblest of appologies for not introducing myself in a more fomal manner.
    I am very new to this form of communication and earnestly beseech your forgiveness.
    You were correct in saying that Grandfather is a sly old geezer and as it turns out very sly.
    He put up one hell of a fight but following a very well timed bitch slap (per moi) is now adjusting to his new fashion accessory, that being, a GPS. Today when tracking his whereabouts I confirmed that he indeed kept his appointment for his regular oral examination with his dentist.
    Thankyou for your as ever wise and sound advice

    Oh, and Happy Birthday Geoff

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  6. Thank you all for your kind wishes.

    I can't believe I'm 25!

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  7. Happy Birthday Geoff !.
    I bet you never guessed how many nekkid flabby old men were in the world when all this started :-)

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  8. Happy Birthday Geoff!
    MJ - we really need a new picture of Geoff before he's past his prime.

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  9. ROSES: First! Woo Hoo!

    Is this your first first, Miss Roses?

    ROSE: Happy Birthday Geoff.
    Hope you are celebrating your birthday the Infomaniac way - with CAKE!


    Did someone mention cake?

    MAGO: Happy birthday to Kent!
    Second - yay.


    What have you been smoking?

    CYBERPOOF: Third! Yay!
    Happy birthday mate.


    What’s the Danish equivalent word for ‘mate’?

    XL: Happy Birthday Donn!
    Oh Hai Roses, Mago, Pete!


    Good of you to drop in whilst on your hols in Australia!

    MAGO: Morning xl.
    I thought it's Kent - Nagano ?


    That’s some good stuff you’re smoking, Mago.

    STEPH: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Dear Mistress
    Please accept my humblest of appologies for not introducing myself in a more fomal manner.
    I am very new to this form of communication and earnestly beseech your forgiveness.
    You were correct in saying that Grandfather is a sly old geezer and as it turns out very sly.
    He put up one hell of a fight but following a very well timed bitch slap (per moi) is now adjusting to his new fashion accessory, that being, a GPS. Today when tracking his whereabouts I confirmed that he indeed kept his appointment for his regular oral examination with his dentist.
    Thankyou for your as ever wise and sound advice
    Oh, and Happy Birthday Geoff


    We wondered if that was you who commented anonymously yesterday as you didn’t have the usual insane ranting tone of our usual anonymous visitors.

    We are THRILLED that you’re here to join us.

    Come again. Come often!

    GEOFF: Thank you all for your kind wishes.
    I can't believe I'm 25!


    I can’t believe you’ve stuck it out for what will soon be FOUR years!

    Thank YOU!

    BEAST: Happy Birthday Geoff !.
    I bet you never guessed how many nekkid flabby old men were in the world when all this started :-)


    Infomaniac was a kinder, gentler place when Geoff joined us.

    KAZ: Happy Birthday Geoff!
    MJ - we really need a new picture of Geoff before he's past his prime.


    Oh alright, if you insist.

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  10. Geoff is the real deal.
    Appy Birfday Guv!

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  11. I've just written those sodding cards and wrapped those sodding presents. What a sodding birthday!

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  12. DONN: Geoff is the real deal.
    Appy Birfday Guv!


    He’s an Infomaniac treasure though we won’t say it aloud lest he blush.

    GEOFF: I've just written those sodding cards and wrapped those sodding presents. What a sodding birthday!

    Tell them all to sod off!

    This is YOUR day!

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  13. Whatever Geoff wants it to mean.

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  14. *mixes a batch of midnight margaritas*

    Roses? Are you game?

    Hai XL!

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  15. Thank you Geoff, for being the one to blight my life with Infomaniac.

    May your blanket be forever wet, and please never do that again.

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  16. Well, God bless him. Happy birthday!

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