Saturday, December 19, 2009

An Invitation to Palais de Steff

You are cordially invited to the royal event of the season.

New Infomaniac bitch, Princess, welcomes you to Palais de Steff



The Princess is throwing open the doors of his Australian palace to you, complete with free cocktails and randy houseboys-in-training.

Pop over and welcome him to our world, won’t you?

And remember to treat him like a lady.

Click here to be transported.

18 comments:

  1. first?!
    off to see the princess...

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  2. dammit!
    but ok, since it is jason, i'm fine being second, sugar! xoxoxox

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  3. JASON: first?!
    off to see the princess...


    And make it snappy!

    SAVANNAH: dammit!
    but ok, since it is jason, i'm fine being second, sugar!


    And I see you’ve brought champers to the Palais!

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  4. A fellow Australian? A princess no less? I'm heading on over now!

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  5. Come, come, come into my world..

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  6. I went over and said "hai-de-ho".

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  7. Does the Aussie cork hat make my ass look big?


    Oh Hai Savannah, Pete, Boxer!

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  8. I am on my way...
    *zooms off on customised tri-cycle*
    Sx

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  9. MISS SMUGGERSHAM: A fellow Australian? A princess no less? I'm heading on over now!

    Did you make a wrong turn at Luna Park?

    CYBERPOOF: Come, come, come into my world.

    The Queen meets the Princess.

    BOXER: I went over and said "hai-de-ho".

    Where? In indelible ink?

    Did you forget to press the ‘publish’ button?

    XL: Does the Aussie cork hat make my ass look big?

    You’re not supposed to wear it on your arse.

    SCARLET: I am on my way...
    *zooms off on customised tri-cycle*


    You are the envy of Dr. Who on that tri-cycle.

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  10. I know!! I can't wait for Dr Who on Christmas Day... and it's the final of Strictly Come Dancing tonight.
    You caught me doing a bit of desperate last minute Christmas shopping online...
    Sx

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  11. It's still David Hotness Tennant who's Dr. Who, Miss Scarlet?

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  12. SCARLET: I know!! I can't wait for Dr Who on Christmas Day... and it's the final of Strictly Come Dancing tonight.
    You caught me doing a bit of desperate last minute Christmas shopping online...


    Why don’t you knit a Dr. Who scarf while you’re waiting?

    Oh, and CyberPoof is asking something of you.

    CYBERPOOF: I'm the princess..... right?

    Big ole queen, more like.

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  13. Hi Pete *waves* - It's going to be David gorgeous Tennants final outing as the Dr... and then an unknown takes over - a difficult act to follow.
    Sx

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  14. Boxer. I'm still waiting?

    Thankyou Mistress for sounding the charge!!

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  15. Thanks to everyone who made the Princess's housewarming party a success.

    And thank you for being such a gracious hostess, Princess!

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  16. Hello MJ darling! Just popped over to have a drink and see you've found a new playmate. Seems nice enough, as long as there is plenty of grog and sharing of the houseboys at the Palais, La Diva promises not to complain too much.

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  17. LA DIVA CUCINA: Hello MJ darling! Just popped over to have a drink and see you've found a new playmate. Seems nice enough, as long as there is plenty of grog and sharing of the houseboys at the Palais, La Diva promises not to complain too much.

    I found a few groggy houseboys the next morning.

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