Friday, December 19, 2008

Filthy Friday - Christmas Edition

41 comments:

  1. First! And for the first time in my Filthy Friday history, well and truly grossed out. I think it's his expression of feigned surprise...

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  2. Oh, yes, and the drapes too of course.

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  3. Naughty Santa! Naughty, naughty Santa!!!

    I'd give you coal, but I'm afraid of what you'd do with it!

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  4. And what's in Santa's sack this year?

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  5. BITCHES: I hope you're remembering to click to make it bigger!

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  6. Oh, good gawd! Is he in his grandmother's bedroom? Look at those cheesy lace curtains and the fake flowers in the vase. Ugh....

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  7. I wonder how that Dude's wife would feel if she knew her curtains and vase were also in that picture?

    Happy Filthy Friday!

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  8. Is that you? You can have vaginal cosmetic surgery now, I hear.

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  9. I thought it wasn't so bad because the bedspread wasn't clown coloured and the curtains weren't a nasty yellow but then I clicked.. Oh boy.

    My great grandmother had curtains like that and possibly the the vase with the plastic flowers too. Do they come as a set or are they a two for one sale?

    The horror!

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  10. Fucking red eye always spoils a picture.

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  11. Yay eleventh!

    It's only Santa being caught emptying his sack on a bed, nothing unusual.

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  12. There is no way that he's doing anything up my chimney....
    Sx

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  13. What a ruddy complexion I'd guess that Santa works outdoors the rest of the year.

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  14. I used to love a bit of red velvet.

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  15. why is it when people do these stances they never take into account the background...lovely vase from mother there...

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  16. Ha! I love the look on his face. It's a mixture of 'Oh SHIT!' and 'Oh, well...'

    Who is Santa teabagging? Or what? That is a question for the ages.

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  17. I'm more disgusted by that awful vase on the bedside cabinet.

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  18. i'll never think of santa again without picturing this guy! xoxo

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  19. PONITA: Is he in his grandmother's bedroom?

    Let’s hope it’s not Famulus’ bedroom.

    BOXER: I wonder how that Dude's wife would feel if she knew her curtains and vase were also in that picture?

    She’d have complained that he didn’t straighten the curtains nicely first before taking the shot.

    VICUS: Is that you? You can have vaginal cosmetic surgery now, I hear.

    I understand that surgeons are using your mangina as the mold.

    CYBERPOOF: I thought it wasn't so bad because the bedspread wasn't clown coloured and the curtains weren't a nasty yellow

    We can’t all be inspired by your interior design sense.

    GEOFF: Fucking red eye always spoils a picture.

    Let’s hope his “pupils” don’t dilate as that makes red eye worsen.

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  20. HARDHOUSE: It's only Santa being caught emptying his sack on a bed, nothing unusual.

    A typical Christmas chez Hardhouse, no doubt.

    SCARLET: There is no way that he's doing anything up my chimney

    I’m sending Beast over to inspect your flue.

    KNUDSEN: What a ruddy complexion I'd guess that Santa works outdoors the rest of the year.

    He’s giving us a good shot of his tan lines.

    KAZ: I used to love a bit of red velvet.

    You’ve gone straight onto his naughty list with that remark, young lady.

    DAISY: why is it when people do these stances they never take into account the background

    Your nude shots have always been tastefully done, I must say.

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  21. T-BIRD: Who is Santa teabagging?

    We haven’t seen much of IVD lately, have we?

    Could it possibly be IVD’s new man?

    PIGGY: I'm more disgusted by that awful vase on the bedside cabinet.

    Don’t tempt me to post pics of your home décor.

    SAVANNAH: i'll never think of santa again without picturing this guy!

    Then I’ve done my job well.

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  22. here his granny was nice enough to let him house-sit, and how does he thank her? by wiping his situation all over grammas' pillows there. here granny, have some dick hair! yeah, huff that. mmmmmmmmmm. takes you back to those heady days of the Coolidge administration, doesn't it grandma. that ain't cheddar but its still gooooooooooooouda. thats right.

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  23. The pity is, it's actually quite a nice arse.

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  24. Terrible sight for a sober man.

    Santa's deer in the headlights expression gives me the impression that he is NOT about to receive a gift from one of his little helpers but that he is about to be gangbanged by the reindeer!!

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, (OUCH)
    And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
    "Now! Dasher, ooch! Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,
    "On! Comet, OOOH! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem
    ..

    you get the picture

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  25. NATIONS: Why must you always bring cheese into it?

    KAPI: The pity is, it's actually quite a nice arse.

    It pales in comparison to the average Infomaniac reader’s arse.

    HARDHOUSE: It does look like Bruce Forsythe!

    I wonder if he has a young beauty pageant trophy wife?

    DONN: That’s one reindeer game I won’t be joining in on!

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  26. Is Mr Beastie going to dress up as Santa?
    Sx

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  27. SCARLET: I don't want to think about Beast dragging his sack behind him.

    HEFF: I'm feeling so unappreciated right now.

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  28. Oh Lord
    Christmas is cancelled

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  29. BEAST: Oh hello, Beast.

    We were just discussing your sack.

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  30. SO... is santa taking up the pole position this year then?

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  31. VOICES: This is one pole dance I don't want to see.

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  32. Clever how you set the timer on your camera, lured him to the couch, then cropped yourself out of the pic below him.

    He looks quite upset. I assume you're blackmailing him with these pix as we speak; I'm sure Mrs. Claus surfs the web from way up there in the North Pole.

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  33. WW: I'm looking into the legalities of your accusation.

    Surely there must be a hidden "clause."

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  34. So that's why you have to be asleep when Santa cums.

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  35. that shade of puce does him no favours

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  36. Gross! :) I won't be clickety - clicking on this one!

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  37. Is he one of Santa's little helpers?

    I hope not as my faith in the beardy benefactor will be dashed for good.

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  38. MAXI, CARNALIS, KOOKABURRA, GARFY AND MAGO:

    Latecomers!

    You're all going on my naughty list!

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