Therefore, she is taking a two-day hiatus to discipline the houseboys…
Mistress MJ shows Miss Scarlet how it’s done
Miss Daisy was supposed to assist in the punishment but she’s been lured away for tea by the charming Mr. Ginro…
As Mistress MJ is preoccupied, you may go elsewhere for your blogging jollies and come back again on Wednesday or you may stay and chatter amongst yourselves.
Ah, a new employee training session!
ReplyDeleteWhippyy!
ReplyDelete3rd! [since the first two were remiss]
ReplyDelete"Whip it good"
Devo
MJ, since they seem to be an unruly lot, I could assist as Miss Daisy is preoccupied elsewhere. You and Miss Scarlet look like you have your hands full.
ReplyDeleteI even have my own whip... ;-)
I will stay. And wait. And wait some more. OK, I'm outta here.
ReplyDeleteThe offer still stands.
ReplyDeletehiatus ? I had that once real nasty, you know you shouldn't pick at it.
ReplyDeleteWho's for a whipping? Come on Ponita let's go and find Mr Fammy...
ReplyDeleteSx
Haven't you noticed Fammy's marked absence Miss Scarlet? I suspect that Ponita already knows where he is - chained up in her dungeon to be used for her pleasure, lol.
ReplyDeletemj...tea with ginro...who could give that up for a bit of discipline...besides if i am lucky...well...let's just keep that in the sisterhood :)
ReplyDelete***Sits twiddling thumbs in corner***
ReplyDeleteLets hope Mr Inner Voices or Miss First Nations turns up soon so we can vandalise stuff and set fire to things
Sigh, shall we have a cup of tea and a biscuit then? Game of cards? Strip Pontoon? Frisbe?
ReplyDeleteI don't think Mistress MJ will be too happy if you keep doing that to her duvet Mr Beastie... you're making a right stinky mess....
Sx
Lazy cunt
ReplyDelete*smiles knowingly*
ReplyDeleteYes, Ginro, I do know where Fammy is... it is not in my dungeon... but safely ensconced in my boudoir... awaiting to attend to my every need. *sigh* No need for whips with him....
MJ's lot, on the other hand, are another story!
As MJ stipulated Daisy, I promise not to show more than a hint of ankle on our first Tea-Date.
ReplyDeleteGet your kit off Ginro, I've got to practice on someone or I'll be in trouble... over my knee..
ReplyDeleteSx
I will hold the blighter down Miss Scarlet and you can give him a sound thrashing
ReplyDeleteI hope you had a splendid Christmas, MJ? Although, after reading your last few posts, it seems you've had your hands full with insolent houseboys. Give them a smack on the arse from me - These boys need as much discipline as they can get!
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm late... is there any tea left?
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Beast (or should that be 'I'm about to disappoint you Beast?) Scarlet-Blue won't have to hold me down, not with that tone in her voice, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd where the bloody hell has Daisy gone? The tea will get cold.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the lame house boys? A person can't find decent help nowadays...the world is going to hell in a hand basket, I tell you!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll whip some house boys asses if you need help. I'm good at that.
Hello Random Chick, yes please help... I've let them run riot, well apart from Ginro... who seemed to enjoy a good spank...
ReplyDeleteBut I think I'm getting another one of my heads....
Sx
Scarlet Blue: Glad to crack the whip!
ReplyDeleteHey, I think I may have told you this before but we need to put our heads together to break up Ryan Reynolds and Scarlet Johansson (sp?). I'll tie him up while you entertain Miss Scarlet. Sound like a plan?
I dropped by but missed the Mistress just too much to leave a comment.
ReplyDeleteginro...you are a bit demanding...i work...all day...fairly every day...i get on early in the morning prior to work and when i get home...i don't have more than that...
ReplyDelete*is rethinking the stinky duvet...there may have been illness but i come and go as i please...lol*
well, get it together! my birthday is around the fucking corner!!!! we have serious drinking to do! xoxox
ReplyDeleteAnd there was me panicking and thinking you'd been kidnapped, someone running off with you, lol.
ReplyDeleteWhile we are all here we could play a few hands of canasta???
ReplyDeleteon second thoughts bugger that lets debag IVD and bootblack his genitals
Where is Random Chick? We need more discipline here and Random has good plans! And a way with a whip!
ReplyDeleteBeast, you've got boot polish all over your face... just don't get it on the duvet...
Sx
Blogger mago said...
ReplyDeleteWhippyy!
Mago, This is not that kind of punishment. This will hurt Infomaniac more than the houseboys--or something like that.
Blogger xl said...
3rd! [since the first two were remiss]
"Whip it good"
Devo
XL, Infomaniac will administer your whipping as she sees fit; however, the Mistress will not be wearing a flowerpot on her head as she whips you.
Blogger Ponita said...
MJ, since they seem to be an unruly lot, I could assist as Miss Daisy is preoccupied elsewhere. You and Miss Scarlet look like you have your hands full.
I even have my own whip... ;-)
Ponita, If you can find your way out of the tundra, Infomaniac gladly accepts an expert pair of hands in this task. Bring an extra pair of footwear; the ones who fail training will get the boot!
Blogger Boxer said...
I will stay. And wait. And wait some more. OK, I'm outta here.
Boxer, You have the patience of a Saint (Bernard puppy). Good things come to those who wait.
Blogger CyberPete said...
ReplyDeleteThe offer still stands.
CP, Infomaniac will not be accepting any returns without receipts, and the exchange period has expired.
Blogger Old Knudsen said...
hiatus ? I had that once real nasty, you know you shouldn't pick at it.
Old Knudsen, That explains the scar. What about rubbing it? Infomaniac hears doing that feels good.
Blogger scarlet-blue said...
Who's for a whipping? Come on Ponita let's go and find Mr Fammy...
Sx
Scarlet B, Dessert will be nice with tea; Famulus has returned to the motherland, to share in the joy that is Boxing Day, when all Brits (and the Commonwealth peoples) sit around and celebrate the wonders of boxes...or something.
Blogger Ginro said...
Haven't you noticed Fammy's marked absence Miss Scarlet? I suspect that Ponita already knows where he is - chained up in her dungeon to be used for her pleasure, lol.
Ginro, How else do you expect Ponita to spend the winter? Canadians need such indoor activities to keep from going crazy--at least not crazier than usual.
Blogger Daisy said...
mj...tea with ginro...who could give that up for a bit of discipline...besides if i am lucky...well...let's just keep that in the sisterhood :)
Daisy, Will this sisterhood involve any traveling pants?
Blogger BEAST said...
***Sits twiddling thumbs in corner***
Lets hope Mr Inner Voices or Miss First Nations turns up soon so we can vandalise stuff and set fire to things
Beast, Infomaniac welcomes a warm fire this cold Canadian winter; she would not, however, appreciate any foul odors or accompanying filth, especially with the lack of good help this season.
Blogger scarlet-blue said...
ReplyDeleteSigh, shall we have a cup of tea and a biscuit then? Game of cards? Strip Pontoon? Frisbe?
I don't think Mistress MJ will be too happy if you keep doing that to her duvet Mr Beastie... you're making a right stinky mess....
Sx
Scarlet B, How about strip frisbee and nude hula hooping?
Anonymous Smunty said...
Lazy cunt
Smunty, Infomaniac can help tone up and strengthen that particular problem area! It'll feel like new! Book your appointment today!
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...
I hope you had a splendid Christmas, MJ? Although, after reading your last few posts, it seems you've had your hands full with insolent houseboys. Give them a smack on the arse from me - These boys need as much discipline as they can get!
IDV The Mistress has double checked her naughty list and is prepared to mete out punishment to all the bad houseboys!
OpenID oyebilly said...
Sorry I'm late... is there any tea left?
Oyebilly, There's always T and A at Chez Infomaniac!
Blogger Leah said...
I dropped by but missed the Mistress just too much to leave a comment.
Leah, The Mistress misses you, too; send money so the Mistress can buy something expensive to remember you by.
Blogger savannah said...
well, get it together! my birthday is around the fucking corner!!!! we have serious drinking to do! xoxox
Savannah, Start drinking! There's all ready a Mad Hatter tea party going on.
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you
The rest of you tea (bagging) party guests make sure to clean up after yourselves! The staff is otherwise occupied with other tasks.
Ta Da!
ReplyDeleteI am return-ed.
I don't remember most of it, but it was very cold outside although this didn't seem to matter much as I wasn't allowed out anyway. Much pleasure was had and lots of games were played.
I've also been told to say that I wasn't in Canada. Honest. Can't remember why...
Anyway, all things Fammy are once again active and I shall not be in need of any more concubines. The one that I have has passed all the style and endurance tests that I could think of. Unless there are volunteers... I never turn down anything for free. I'm in Holland after all...
Have you all been having fun in my absence? Hic.
Please tell me that you and Ms Scarlet will be running a workshop on how to discipline your houseboys. Mine are currently high on crack and running amok and I am at the end of my tether!
ReplyDeleteLet's tie Beast down and then shove his stinky duvet in the washing machine.
ReplyDeleteWill you be getting spanking brand new house boys?
ReplyDeleteI've been a bit lacks with discipline...
ReplyDeleteSx
*Nations enters stage left doing 75pmh on rear wheel, flinging molotov cocktails and firing rifle at random*
ReplyDeleteRum, sodomy and the lash! sex, drugs, rock and roll!
*exits stage right, crashes into scenery flats*
ow
Oh! Well that's caused a mess.
ReplyDeleteOf course, it's 'lax' not 'lacks', goodness me, it's been bothering me all afternoon...
Sx
Um... right... Fammy has not been in Canada... really....
ReplyDelete*closes bedroom door behind her so no one can peek inside*
Eros, I have the boots, the jacket, the whip - everything that young lady in the photo has, well, except for the bowler. I will just borrow a snowmobile to make it out of this snowbound tundra... be there in two shakes...
*padlocks door so no one can get in (or out)*
How do I become a house boy?
ReplyDeleteBITCHES: Thanks to one and all who kept the ball rolling in Mistress MJ's absence.
ReplyDeleteA special thank you and playful slap on the arse to Eroswings for his witty comments back at ya.
Ow. That hurt after 2 days of arse-slapping the houseboys.
Mistress MJ is behind in her blog reading and shall make every attempt to visit you all soon.