Saturday, December 13, 2008

Happy Birthday, Geoff!

Watch as the usually camera-shy Geoff make his full frontal (no, not that kind of full frontal) photo debut here on Infomaniac!

At last, Geoff has agreed to let his face be seen to the world…


Oooo, he's a looker, isn't he?

No wonder wife Betty prefers nights at home with you and your progressive rock to a night at the discotheque!

Er, Geoff? That photocopy you made of your arse at the First Annual Infomaniac Christmas Office Party?

Can we see it?


  1. helloooo Geoff.


  2. My Word, what a dashing young Turk!

    On behalf of all the Queen's loyal exiled subjects, stranded out here in the bloody Colonies, Happy Flippin' Birthday.

    Just out of curiousity, what exactly did MJ promise you in return for exposing yourself?

    All I got was a Coke and a Chocolate Bar!

  3. happy birthday geoff...*tips her coffee to you*

  4. I thought Geoff was older than the statues on Easter Island.

  5. "I thought Geoff was older than the statues on Easter Island."

    No, that'd be me. Geoff, happy birthday (see MJ? I'm learning) and enjoy your youth while you still have it.

  6. And Geoff always told us he looked like Ben Elton.
    With a face like that - who needs to see his arse?

  7. Thank you, MJ and everybody. The reek of patchouli oil in Asda last night reminded me how old I really am. It's not easy being a prematurely dead Corrie character every evening, you know!

    I've got the copy of my arse on the dining room table. I'm off to buy some crayons today to colour it in.

    I got a year's supply of cheezy wotsits, Donn.

  8. I think it would be appropriate at this point to raise our glasses of Newton and Ridley to Geoff with a toast.

    May you live another year to ogle Beverley Callard's breasts!

  9. I can't wait to get my beer-soaked mitts

    On Beverley Callard's sumptuous tits!

  10. This is our 44 year old wet blanket?!

    And speaking of wet, I'm not going to say it.

    He's far too sexy to be straight.

  11. He Looks Like Natham My Hairdresser in Hebden Bridge (i kid you not!) Take a peek through his window opposite Hebden's open-air Market!

  12. Hey I came here looking for "filthy Friday" and what do I get? - some guy named Goeff.