Friday, December 19, 2008

Filthy Friday - Christmas Edition

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  1. Leah10:23 PM, December 18, 2008

    First! And for the first time in my Filthy Friday history, well and truly grossed out. I think it's his expression of feigned surprise...

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  2. Leah10:28 PM, December 18, 2008

    Oh, yes, and the drapes too of course.

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  3. eroswings11:30 PM, December 18, 2008

    Naughty Santa! Naughty, naughty Santa!!!

    I'd give you coal, but I'm afraid of what you'd do with it!

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  4. Ginro11:42 PM, December 18, 2008

    And what's in Santa's sack this year?

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  5. The Mistress11:46 PM, December 18, 2008

    BITCHES: I hope you're remembering to click to make it bigger!

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  6. Ponita in Real Life12:25 AM, December 19, 2008

    Oh, good gawd! Is he in his grandmother's bedroom? Look at those cheesy lace curtains and the fake flowers in the vase. Ugh....

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  7. Jenny12:49 AM, December 19, 2008

    I wonder how that Dude's wife would feel if she knew her curtains and vase were also in that picture?

    Happy Filthy Friday!

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  8. Vicus Scurra1:36 AM, December 19, 2008

    Is that you? You can have vaginal cosmetic surgery now, I hear.

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  9. CyberPete2:08 AM, December 19, 2008

    I thought it wasn't so bad because the bedspread wasn't clown coloured and the curtains weren't a nasty yellow but then I clicked.. Oh boy.

    My great grandmother had curtains like that and possibly the the vase with the plastic flowers too. Do they come as a set or are they a two for one sale?

    The horror!

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  10. Geoff2:18 AM, December 19, 2008

    Fucking red eye always spoils a picture.

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  11. Hardhouse2:52 AM, December 19, 2008

    Yay eleventh!

    It's only Santa being caught emptying his sack on a bed, nothing unusual.

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  12. Ms Scarlet2:56 AM, December 19, 2008

    There is no way that he's doing anything up my chimney....
    Sx

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  13. Old Knudsen3:10 AM, December 19, 2008

    What a ruddy complexion I'd guess that Santa works outdoors the rest of the year.

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  14. KAZ3:16 AM, December 19, 2008

    I used to love a bit of red velvet.

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  15. Daisy4:35 AM, December 19, 2008

    why is it when people do these stances they never take into account the background...lovely vase from mother there...

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  16. Miss Smuggersham7:19 AM, December 19, 2008

    Ha! I love the look on his face. It's a mixture of 'Oh SHIT!' and 'Oh, well...'

    Who is Santa teabagging? Or what? That is a question for the ages.

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  17. Anonymous7:24 AM, December 19, 2008

    I'm more disgusted by that awful vase on the bedside cabinet.

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  18. savannah9:08 AM, December 19, 2008

    i'll never think of santa again without picturing this guy! xoxo

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  19. The Mistress10:24 AM, December 19, 2008

    PONITA: Is he in his grandmother's bedroom?

    Let’s hope it’s not Famulus’ bedroom.

    BOXER: I wonder how that Dude's wife would feel if she knew her curtains and vase were also in that picture?

    She’d have complained that he didn’t straighten the curtains nicely first before taking the shot.

    VICUS: Is that you? You can have vaginal cosmetic surgery now, I hear.

    I understand that surgeons are using your mangina as the mold.

    CYBERPOOF: I thought it wasn't so bad because the bedspread wasn't clown coloured and the curtains weren't a nasty yellow

    We can’t all be inspired by your interior design sense.

    GEOFF: Fucking red eye always spoils a picture.

    Let’s hope his “pupils” don’t dilate as that makes red eye worsen.

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  20. The Mistress10:25 AM, December 19, 2008

    HARDHOUSE: It's only Santa being caught emptying his sack on a bed, nothing unusual.

    A typical Christmas chez Hardhouse, no doubt.

    SCARLET: There is no way that he's doing anything up my chimney

    I’m sending Beast over to inspect your flue.

    KNUDSEN: What a ruddy complexion I'd guess that Santa works outdoors the rest of the year.

    He’s giving us a good shot of his tan lines.

    KAZ: I used to love a bit of red velvet.

    You’ve gone straight onto his naughty list with that remark, young lady.

    DAISY: why is it when people do these stances they never take into account the background

    Your nude shots have always been tastefully done, I must say.

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  21. The Mistress10:26 AM, December 19, 2008

    T-BIRD: Who is Santa teabagging?

    We haven’t seen much of IVD lately, have we?

    Could it possibly be IVD’s new man?

    PIGGY: I'm more disgusted by that awful vase on the bedside cabinet.

    Don’t tempt me to post pics of your home décor.

    SAVANNAH: i'll never think of santa again without picturing this guy!

    Then I’ve done my job well.

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  22. FirstNations10:42 AM, December 19, 2008

    here his granny was nice enough to let him house-sit, and how does he thank her? by wiping his situation all over grammas' pillows there. here granny, have some dick hair! yeah, huff that. mmmmmmmmmm. takes you back to those heady days of the Coolidge administration, doesn't it grandma. that ain't cheddar but its still gooooooooooooouda. thats right.

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  23. Kapitano10:54 AM, December 19, 2008

    The pity is, it's actually quite a nice arse.

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  24. Hardhouse10:58 AM, December 19, 2008

    Looks like Bruce Forsythe

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  25. Romeo Morningwood11:05 AM, December 19, 2008

    Terrible sight for a sober man.

    Santa's deer in the headlights expression gives me the impression that he is NOT about to receive a gift from one of his little helpers but that he is about to be gangbanged by the reindeer!!

    More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, (OUCH)
    And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
    "Now! Dasher, ooch! Dancer, now! Prancer, and Vixen,
    "On! Comet, OOOH! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem    ..

    you get the picture

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  26. The Mistress11:14 AM, December 19, 2008

    NATIONS: Why must you always bring cheese into it?

    KAPI: The pity is, it's actually quite a nice arse.

    It pales in comparison to the average Infomaniac reader’s arse.

    HARDHOUSE: It does look like Bruce Forsythe!

    I wonder if he has a young beauty pageant trophy wife?

    DONN: That’s one reindeer game I won’t be joining in on!

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  27. Ms Scarlet11:57 AM, December 19, 2008

    Is Mr Beastie going to dress up as Santa?
    Sx

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  28. Heff12:16 PM, December 19, 2008

    NAISTEEE !!!

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  29. The Mistress12:22 PM, December 19, 2008

    SCARLET: I don't want to think about Beast dragging his sack behind him.

    HEFF: I'm feeling so unappreciated right now.

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  30. BEAST12:26 PM, December 19, 2008

    Oh Lord
    Christmas is cancelled

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  31. The Mistress12:28 PM, December 19, 2008

    BEAST: Oh hello, Beast.

    We were just discussing your sack.

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  32. INNER VOICES12:36 PM, December 19, 2008

    SO... is santa taking up the pole position this year then?

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  33. The Mistress12:38 PM, December 19, 2008

    VOICES: This is one pole dance I don't want to see.

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  34. WithinWithout2:24 PM, December 19, 2008

    Clever how you set the timer on your camera, lured him to the couch, then cropped yourself out of the pic below him.

    He looks quite upset. I assume you're blackmailing him with these pix as we speak; I'm sure Mrs. Claus surfs the web from way up there in the North Pole.

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  35. The Mistress2:55 PM, December 19, 2008

    WW: I'm looking into the legalities of your accusation.

    Surely there must be a hidden "clause."

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  36. Anonymous3:25 PM, December 19, 2008

    So that's why you have to be asleep when Santa cums.

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  37. Carnalis4:27 PM, December 19, 2008

    that shade of puce does him no favours

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  38. Kookaburra5:39 PM, December 19, 2008

    Gross! :) I won't be clickety - clicking on this one!

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  39. garfer7:17 PM, December 19, 2008

    Is he one of Santa's little helpers?

    I hope not as my faith in the beardy benefactor will be dashed for good.

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  40. Anonymous9:04 PM, December 19, 2008

    Shove it.

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  41. The Mistress12:28 AM, December 20, 2008

    MAXI, CARNALIS, KOOKABURRA, GARFY AND MAGO:

    Latecomers!

    You're all going on my naughty list!

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