Thursday, December 18, 2008

Ball Pit or Bouncy Castle?

Supposing you woke up with a bouncy castle in your back yard…



Or a ball pit in your bedroom…



What would you do?
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42 comments:

  1. eroswings12:25 AM, December 18, 2008

    I'd invite women to come on over for a day of bouncing...and when they need a break, they can play with my balls.

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  2. LẌ12:29 AM, December 18, 2008

    Pass the Jesus Juice, I would call the police to have Michael Jackson arrested.

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  3. Ponita in Real Life1:33 AM, December 18, 2008

    Well, you could certainly hide a lot in the ball pit.... but there would be a lot more action in the bouncy castle!

    Decisions, decisions....

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  4. Anonymous1:39 AM, December 18, 2008

    Earn cash.

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  5. CyberPete1:57 AM, December 18, 2008

    XL said it already.

    Thankfully I don't have a yard though so I'm good.

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  6. CyberPete1:59 AM, December 18, 2008

    Oh I read that wrong, my bedroom isn't big enough to fit either in let alone both

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  7. Vicus Scurra2:13 AM, December 18, 2008

    I suspect that both of these terms are filthy euphemisms for something or other you hussy. I am proud to say that I have no idea what they could be.
    Can we have a nice post about the joys of the festive season and pictures of snow scenes please?

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  8. Betty5:34 AM, December 18, 2008

    I already have a bouncy castle in my back yard and a ball pit in my bedroom and no, I'm not going to tell you what I do with either of them.

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  9. BEAST5:36 AM, December 18, 2008

    I would love my own bouncy castle , that would be so cool . Ball Pits are not as much fun as they look , we did however manage to get the entire contents of one stuffed down a work colleagues tights (He was dressed as Robin Hood) during a very drunken staff Christmas Party event . He subsequently lost his deposit at the fancy dress shop due to the overstretched hosiery

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  10. Daisy6:46 AM, December 18, 2008

    i would fucking shoot someone...i hate those things...always have...

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  11. Geoff8:27 AM, December 18, 2008

    Do ball pits smell as bad as arm pits?

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  12. Ms Scarlet9:13 AM, December 18, 2008

    I would bounce. And I would probably injure myself by getting my leg stuck somewhere. It happens.
    Sx

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  13. Leah9:20 AM, December 18, 2008

    @Geoff: oh, they smell much much worse. I know this from bitter experience.

    I would ball in the bouncer and bounce in the ball pit.

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  14. The Mistress10:09 AM, December 18, 2008

    EROS:I'd invite women to come on over for a day of bouncing...and when they need a break, they can play with my balls.

    Smooooth.

    Have you met Leah?

    XL: Remember when he dangled his son "Blanket" over a hotel balcony in Germany?

    Wasn’t he aiming for a bouncy castle below?

    PONITA: Well, you could certainly hide a lot in the ball pit....

    Hide the salami?

    MAGO: Earn cash.

    EUROn to something.

    CYBERPOOF: my bedroom isn't big enough to fit either in let alone both

    Yet your bedroom is advertised as an amusement park.

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  15. The Mistress10:10 AM, December 18, 2008

    VICUS: I suspect that both of these terms are filthy euphemisms for something or other you hussy. I am proud to say that I have no idea what they could be.

    John Le Carre hasn’t been able to crack the secret language used here at Infomaniac so why should you?

    Can we have a nice post about the joys of the festive season and pictures of snow scenes please?

    Would you care to strip down and pose nekkid by my hearth? We could roast nuts by the fire.

    BETTY: I already have a bouncy castle in my back yard and a ball pit in my bedroom and no, I'm not going to tell you what I do with either of them.

    That’s why you and Kaz and I should remain childless.

    Fun is wasted on the children.

    BEAST: we did however manage to get the entire contents of one stuffed down a work colleagues tights (He was dressed as Robin Hood) during a very drunken staff Christmas Party event . He subsequently lost his deposit at the fancy dress shop due to the overstretched hosiery

    Your “colleague” should be properly instructed on how to put on pantyhose.

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  16. The Mistress10:11 AM, December 18, 2008

    DAISY: i would fucking shoot someone...i hate those things...always have...

    I see you are full of the Christmas spirit, Miss Daisy.

    GEOFF: Do ball pits smell as bad as arm pits?

    Much worse, as Leah says.

    So bad, in fact, that you need to send your balls out to a ball washer.

    SCARLET: I would bounce. And I would probably injure myself by getting my leg stuck somewhere. It happens.

    Stuck up Beast’s backside?

    LEAH: @Geoff: oh, they smell much much worse. I know this from bitter experience.

    True. See my comment to Geoff.

    I would ball in the bouncer and bounce in the ball pit.

    Have you met Eroswings?

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  17. KAZ10:30 AM, December 18, 2008

    I would find a very sharp needle.
    (I was here at 4 this morning hoping to be FIRST - no post?
    *sulks*

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  18. The Mistress10:37 AM, December 18, 2008

    KAZ: (I was here at 4 this morning hoping to be FIRST - no post?

    But you’re in Spain now and hence an hour ahead of when you used to check in.

    I can’t keep everyone happy, you know!

    If I start posting for the Spaniards, I’ll have to post for the Dutch and the Franconians too.

    Go back to Manchester if you don’t like it!

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  19. Jenny10:45 AM, December 18, 2008

    what makes you think I don't already have one?

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  20. Kapitano10:56 AM, December 18, 2008

    Hey, I am a bouncy castle. Though I've only got one turret.

    And people have been known to burrow in my balls.

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  21. The Mistress11:05 AM, December 18, 2008

    BOXER: Market it as a tourist attraction.

    There’s only so many times you can go up the Space Needle before it loses its novelty.

    KAPI: Men treat your body like it’s an amusement park.

    Have you considered charging admission?

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  22. KAZ11:38 AM, December 18, 2008

    Sorry mj - I'll be over tomorrow at 8ish GMT (Early night tonight - it's been a long day).

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  23. Ponita in Real Life11:42 AM, December 18, 2008

    I, too, am childless and shall remain that way forever. Having way too much fun!

    *starts searching in the balls for Fammy's salami....*

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  24. garfer12:20 PM, December 18, 2008

    I frequently do, when I've been on the mescaline.

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  25. INNER VOICES12:43 PM, December 18, 2008

    *ac/dc song pops into head*


    "my balls are bouncing to the left and to the right."

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  26. Anonymous1:32 PM, December 18, 2008

    "TNT, I am dynamite"

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  27. CyberPete1:54 PM, December 18, 2008

    Yet it's by invite only. Although when they've got an invite it's access all areas.

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  28. The Mistress2:03 PM, December 18, 2008

    KAZ: After a night with a bottle of rioja?

    Oh, and it’s Filthy Friday tomorrow so don’t click on us during breakfast.

    PONITA: *starts searching in the balls for Fammy's salami....*

    Isn’t it where you left it last night?

    GARFY: I frequently do, when I've been on the mescaline.

    You’ve left your door of perception unlocked and I’ve come in and helped myself to your supply.

    VOICES: Your ballroom’s always full!

    MAGO: *yells in J J Walker voice*…

    Dyn-O-Mite!!!

    CYBERPOOF: Access all areas?

    Even your sacred shoe closet?

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  29. INNER VOICES2:18 PM, December 18, 2008

    strange... the clear balls look like partway blown up condoms...

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  30. The Mistress2:54 PM, December 18, 2008

    VOICES: strange... the clear balls look like partway blown up condoms...

    Probably the result of the Famulus and Ponita “art” film from yesterday.

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  31. The Mistress3:13 PM, December 18, 2008

    BITCHES: Mr. Mutley has asked (in yesterday's post's comments section on Infomaniac)if anyone wants to star with him in his new porno?

    Men and women equally welcome.

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  32. INNER VOICES3:15 PM, December 18, 2008

    so they are filled with something then?

    *shudders*

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  33. Old Knudsen3:34 PM, December 18, 2008

    The answer all depends on one final question. Am I covered in blood?

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  34. Ginro3:56 PM, December 18, 2008

    Here's a taster of what's in store re the 'art' film by Famulus and Ponita. Just to wet your appetites:

    YippeKaiYay!

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  35. Heff5:06 PM, December 18, 2008

    I'd "rock it 'til I popped it !!"

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  36. Anonymous6:29 PM, December 18, 2008

    I would actually have a life...both my children would live in there 24/7. I might actually go in there myself after the kids have gone to bed and I've had a few glasses of wine, oops there go the clothes!!!!

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  37. Daisy6:52 PM, December 18, 2008

    sorry mutley...i had to work...sign me up!

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  38. Anonymous7:29 PM, December 18, 2008

    Ponita: The salami is in the fridge. It got rather raw last night. Should be ready again now though...

    Mutley: Are you kidding? Keeping Ponita satisfied is a full time job you know. Actually, how does it pay?

    Ponita: Care to join me again...?

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  39. Anonymous8:34 PM, December 18, 2008

    Beast IS a bouncy castle!

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  40. The Mistress9:32 PM, December 18, 2008

    VOICES: so they are filled with something then?

    Judging by the way the houseboys are holding them gingerly by the tip, yes.

    KNUDSEN: The answer all depends on one final question. Am I covered in blood?

    Not unusually, yes, you are.

    GINRO: I'm glad I clicked!

    That Ponita can tame the wildest horse, you know.

    HEFF: I'd "rock it 'til I popped it !!"

    That’s your philosophy on life too, if I’m not mistaken.

    RANDOM: oops there go the clothes!!!!

    Sounds like you’re ready to be in Mutley’s film.

    DAISY: I’ve a feeling this isn’t your first leading role.

    FAMULUS: Your meat’s going to need warming.

    PIGGY: Beast IS a bouncy castle!

    Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Are you bitches back to blogging again?

    Dare I click?

    *makes sign of the cross*

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  41. Romeo Morningwood11:08 AM, December 19, 2008

    I'd like a ball pit made up of frozen peas!

    Speaking of ball pits, Whateverpeg is getting an IKEA so we won't ever have to leave the Province again.
    Good news for modern man.

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  42. The Mistress11:15 AM, December 19, 2008

    DONN: WinterPeg must be the last place on the planet without an IKEA.

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