Sunday, November 23, 2008

Saintly Sunday

38 comments:

  1. Praise Jesus, I am

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Wow. I picked a bad week to quit drinking lighter fluid.

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  3. Yikes! Bees in the hair of the one on the left.

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  4. Oy! That's a pretty homely bunch. They from the Ozarks????

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  5. Oh BeeHIVE yourself BABY yea-ah!

    I betcha the Larz Kristerz gang would love to have them over for stuffparty 3!?

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  6. Another bunch of holy drag queens with bad wigs.

    It never ends.

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  7. Always thought this certain certitude would make a warm inside feeling - so why are the three dragsters wearing these boring coats? It's the Jesus uniform, halleluhja ...

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  8. He'll hurt you, and desert you
    And take your soul if you let him

    Winter, spring, summer or fall
    All you gotta do is call
    And he'll be there, yes he will
    You've got a friend

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  9. "Jesus Use Me".

    "Jesus Tells Me to do These Things."

    "I am Jesus' Tool."

    "I Prostrate Myself for Jesus' Pleasure."

    "Jesus Makes Me His Bitchslave."

    "Jesus Forces Me to Eat His Poo and I Love It."

    ...is it any wonder so many fundies are perverts.

    (Not that there's anything wrong with perversion.)

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  10. * cringes* as she remembers hair style like the one on left with school hat pinned onto the back.
    And just look at those William Shatner crimplene outfits.
    D'ya think they'll ever come back?

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  11. "STEPHEN FRY:THE EARLY YEARS"

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  12. i'm joining just to get my hair done!!!!!

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  13. The one on the right with the bins has got my name all over her
    Hubba Hubba

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  14. I have a hangover. I don't want to think about the true awfulness of this...
    Sx

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  15. BOXER: Hallelujah!

    CSI: Switch to sniffing it.

    XL: Almost as scary as spiders in dreadlocks!

    PONYGIRL: Saskatchewan.

    TATER: Five wild and crazy guys looking for FOXes!

    CYBERPOOF: Real drag queens would be in full makeup.

    MAGO: But note that their scarves make a fashion statement.

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  16. GEOFF: And like he did with James Taylor…

    He’ll take your hair if you let him
    Oh yeah, but don’t you let him.

    KAPI: Me thinks you’ve dated a fundie or two for these phrases to be so deeply ingrained in your psyche….or perhaps it isn’t your psyche they’re ingrained in.

    KAZ: I’ll dig out an all-male crimplene ad I have and post it for you in future.

    Are you tingling with anticipation?

    TONY: Stephen Fry, indeed!

    I wondered who would be the first to notice the resemblance.

    DAISY: The higher the hair, the closer to God!

    BEAST: Well if Stephen Fry is your type, then go for it.

    SCARLET: A hangover remedy is the only product I don’t remember seeing in your handbag.

    Or was I just distracted by the spare knickers and Vaseline?

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  17. i am going back to bed! maybe i'll wake up and this will have been a dream! xoxox

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  18. The middle drag queen looks like one of those girls from an older cycle of Americas Next Top Model though.

    I don't know what that says about the show.

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  19. SAVANNAH: Or maybe you'll wake up in a cloud of Aquanet.

    CYBERPOOF: If you comb her fringe back, she looks a little like you!

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  20. The one in the middle... is very very scary. Probably a nun on the quiet...
    Sx

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  21. Is the middle one Janice from Corry?

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  22. SCARLET: One of Beast's nuns, no doubt.

    HARDHOUSE: Welcome back, bitch!

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  23. I bet the one on the right was a bit of a goer. Those glasses must have had many a male trembling with lust.

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  24. Phew! The only one so far (you are the fourth I have tested) that appears to be correct. The Gender Analyzer determines that your blog is 80% likely to have been written by a woman.

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  25. Well if she adds that grey foundation I'm so fond of.

    Still I vote for it being that girl from Americas Next Top Model. What's her name dammit, can't remember. I want to say something with K, but I could be grasping at straws here.

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  26. GARFY: It’s rumoured that she lets the boys finger her rosary.

    GINRO: I could be sat here with my cock out for all you really know.

    MIKE: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Yes, they appeared on Ed Sullivan but had to follow Topo Gigio.

    CYBERPOOF: Has anyone told you that you look like death warmed over?

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  27. This is very true. And I am the model on the right-hand side in the above photo, the woman with the big brunette hair.

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  28. The bigger the hair the closer to Heaven.

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  29. I'd like to see these three on Filthy Friday...

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  30. PRU: Amen, sistah.

    LEAH: Singing sluts.

    They’ll do anything for a song!

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  31. awesome.......just awesome....that said I'm fairly sure I went out with the first of the left.......lovely fella.,.....

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  32. MANUEL: (S)he only loved you for your arse.

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  33. Jesus Use me!?!...

    ...For what? As the poster girl for abstinence?

    I can't decide if this is a religious album or an invitation from a dirty, lusty girls.

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  34. EROS: What do you want it to be?

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  35. I know that the guy on the right is Peter Sellers and that's Chaim Witz in the centre, you know Gene Simmons, but who the hell is that on the left?
    He sure looks familiar..

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  36. TATER: How can you tell it's CCCAHHH-AIm (spits up a lung) if you can't see his tongue?

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