Friday, November 21, 2008

Filthy Friday

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47 comments:

  1. LẌ10:56 PM, November 20, 2008

    FIRST!

    Watch it, those things are loaded!

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  2. eroswings11:01 PM, November 20, 2008

    It's one of the 8 maids a milking!

    7 swans a-swimming
    6 geese a-laying
    5 gold rings
    4 calling birds
    3 French hens
    2 turtle doves
    and a partridge in a pear tree.

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  3. The Mistress11:06 PM, November 20, 2008

    Oh, I forgot to mention...

    Whomever comments first and second will be noted as the biggest pervs of all you bitches.

    Congratulations XL and Eros!

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  4. Jenny11:38 PM, November 20, 2008

    Oh thank God I decided to have that second glass of wine and was delayed getting home!

    Your label is wrong... it should be "Extreme Boobies"

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  5. nwtrunner11:39 PM, November 20, 2008

    She looks very proud and happy - and why not? She could feed an army with those.

    Even as a mammalogist - I'm impressed!

    Old Knudsen would like to meet this woman I'm sure - she could soak his cap in something besides sweat, urine, and alcohol. And he could coat her in... well, nevermind.

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  6. Ponita in Real Life11:51 PM, November 20, 2008

    She's got enough there to be all 8 maids a'milking..... Gawd, those things are huge! I bet she's bigger than Dolly Parton.

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  7. The Mistress12:16 AM, November 21, 2008

    BOXER: Hey, where's the squirrel?

    NWT: Are you here to give me my mammography?

    PONYGIRL:

    Q. How can you spot Dolly Parton's children in a crowd?

    A. They're the ones with stretch marks around their mouths.

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  8. Carnalis1:57 AM, November 21, 2008

    this just made me giggle .. i remember hitting the wall on other side of the room with my breast milk under pressure.

    *sigh*

    those were the days ...

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  9. The Mistress2:10 AM, November 21, 2008

    CARNALIS: You and Kate Beckinsale.

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  10. BEAST2:50 AM, November 21, 2008

    Those boils need lancing !

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  11. Ms Scarlet3:08 AM, November 21, 2008

    Is she from Jersey?
    Sx

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  12. KAZ5:02 AM, November 21, 2008

    No - just NO!

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  13. CyberPete5:20 AM, November 21, 2008

    I'm sure even the straight lads find those intimidating.

    I bet she has severe back pains. Poor lass.

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  14. Leah6:21 AM, November 21, 2008

    Beast, I just gagged a little.

    That woman looks awfully jolly for someone carting around a size double K set.

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  15. Geoff7:02 AM, November 21, 2008

    This was a time before airbags in cars. The car wasn't a write-off but no matter how hard they tried they couldn't get that windscreen clean.

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  16. Anonymous8:20 AM, November 21, 2008

    A still from an Allen-movie?
    Or Russ Meyer?

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  17. LẌ8:53 AM, November 21, 2008

    "biggest pervs"

    Thanks for the award!

    [Flinches in pain as Mistress MJ jabs pin into chest whilst awarding medal.]

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  18. Miss Smuggersham9:34 AM, November 21, 2008

    She's dressed as a milkmaid, isn't she? The adult industry will never cease to amaze me with their subtle stylings.

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  19. The Mistress10:14 AM, November 21, 2008

    BEAST: Paging Nurse Beastie.

    Paging Nurse Beastie.

    SCARLET: Guernsey.

    KAZ: How do you really feel about this, Kaz?

    CYBERPOOF: Those straight lads (pervs) XL and Eros didn’t seem to be put off.

    LEAH: Beast, I just gagged a little.

    I sincerely doubt that anyone has ever told BEAST that he made them gag.

    You must have a very sensitive gag reflex, Miss Leah.

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  20. The Mistress10:15 AM, November 21, 2008

    GEOFF: Ha! Could Perv of the Day #2 have been involved?

    MAGO: In keeping with the Russ Meyer theme, would you describe her as a Super Vixen or an Ultra Vixen?

    XL: I was aiming a little lower than that.

    T-BIRD: The milkmaid braid is THE hair fashion trend!

    You can look like a porn star too!

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  21. Heff10:31 AM, November 21, 2008

    Oh, MOMMY !!

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  22. garfer10:36 AM, November 21, 2008

    Lactating lollipops!

    I'm off to cower behind the sofa.

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  23. Anonymous10:47 AM, November 21, 2008

    She should have pictures of missing children on those things.

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  24. Neponset River Bridge Dig11:04 AM, November 21, 2008

    Ha ha ha I love filthy friday!!! Those breasts kind of scare me. The word smoother comes to mind.

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  25. The Mistress11:07 AM, November 21, 2008

    HEFF: Did this bring back happy childhood mammaries for you?

    GARFY: Does she make your lolly pop?

    MAXI: So should yer ma.

    RICH: The word “smother” too.

    I understand…you’re a little over-excited, aren’t you?

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  26. Anonymous12:02 PM, November 21, 2008

    I think I got some in my eye. AHHHH!!!! MY EYE! MY EYE!!!

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  27. Jenny12:11 PM, November 21, 2008

    the squirrel is taking a little va-kay.

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  28. Anonymous1:12 PM, November 21, 2008

    *wonders if they come filled with Jameson's*

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  29. savannah1:39 PM, November 21, 2008

    come on, sugar...those can't possibly be real....


    xoxox happy filthy friday!

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  30. Kapitano3:05 PM, November 21, 2008

    More like Freaky Friday.

    That's one pic I don't want to click to make big.

    I wonder if she can squirt into her own mouth? And how much we'd pay her not to.

    Does she knock herself out when she runs too fast?

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  31. The Mistress3:18 PM, November 21, 2008

    RANDOM: Eye eye eye eye…

    Did you just get back from Mexico?

    BOXER: I could have sworn I saw the squirrel at Knudsen’s.

    ANON: If you are who I think you are, the answer is yes.

    SAVANNAH: Who cares as long as they meet Federal Vehicle Motor Safety Standards?

    KAPI: I wonder if she can squirt into her own mouth?

    *looks through photo files*

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  32. Ginro3:48 PM, November 21, 2008

    Ahhh breast milk. Quite sweet you know.

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  33. eroswings4:27 PM, November 21, 2008

    Breast is Best!

    Reminds me of that hit song:

    My milkshake brings all the boys in the yard.
    And they're like,
    It's better than yours.
    Damn right,
    It's better than yours.
    I can teach you,
    But I have to charge!

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  34. The Mistress4:38 PM, November 21, 2008

    GINRO: It’s amazing how far back you can remember!

    Was that before or after you took up smoking?

    EROS: Further proof of why I don’t get out to the movies much anymore.

    Yikes.

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  35. Inexplicable DeVice5:19 PM, November 21, 2008

    I thank the gods that I didn't have time to visit here at my usual time whilst eating my breakfast.

    Is Anonymous really him?!?

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  36. INNER VOICES5:21 PM, November 21, 2008

    this must be the person PETA was referring to when they suggested to ben&jerrys icecream they stop using cows for their icecream....

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  37. The Mistress5:45 PM, November 21, 2008

    IVD: If it is really him, the sod hasn't admitted it.

    VOICES: So if Ben and Jerry's used human breast milk for ice cream instead of cows, how would they get the milk?

    Would there be dairies full of nursing women?

    And a lot of happy farmers?

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  38. Tickersoid6:10 PM, November 21, 2008

    Nothing.

    I feel nothing.....at all.

    Maybe I really have lost my mojo.

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  39. The Mistress6:26 PM, November 21, 2008

    TICKERS: Perhaps she's sitting on your mojo.

    Your mojo looks intact over at Eroswings' blog.

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  40. Daisy6:39 PM, November 21, 2008

    is that why guys like milk mustaches so much?

    okay that was tasteless...

    i got a million of them...all equally as bad...

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  41. Anonymous7:30 PM, November 21, 2008

    Ultra I guess. Russell M. was unique and in his days a pretty subversive filmmaker. It's plain caricature.

    Size does count.

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  42. The Mistress10:22 PM, November 21, 2008

    DAISY: Don't let us stop you!

    MAGO: My fave is Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    You gotta love thrill-seeking go-go dancers.

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  43. Miss Smuggersham7:30 PM, November 22, 2008

    Off to get a Milkmaid braid now...

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  44. Anonymous6:12 PM, November 23, 2008

    Hey, I've been away all weekend. I would therefore like to point out that my apparent lack of perversion status, down here at the end of the comments is not a realistic indication of my lustings. This woman is one of my fave porno stars. I have a video of her doing this somewhere...

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  45. The Mistress6:26 PM, November 23, 2008

    FAMULUS: Did you take your MANBAG with you?

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  46. Anonymous1:13 AM, November 24, 2008

    Humm.... Yes and no.

    I took all the contents of the manbag with me, but in my weekend-manbag. I have three in total...

    The basic contents are the same but I have daddy manbag, mummy-manbag and baby-manbag...

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  47. Anonymous4:35 PM, November 28, 2008

    I just have to come back every now and then to oggle and make dribbly...

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