Thursday, November 13, 2008

The Infomaniac Dancers

Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting The Infomaniac Dancers...


(click to enhance the size of those who dance)




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47 comments:

  1. CyberPete1:45 AM, November 13, 2008

    First bitches! Suck on that!

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  2. CyberPete1:46 AM, November 13, 2008

    Wait are they men?

    Eeeeps, that's not how I want to see Swan Lake

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  3. Anonymous2:06 AM, November 13, 2008

    Some of the ladies, especially in pic number three, have strong chest hair.

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  4. The Mistress2:12 AM, November 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: I thought you liked men in tights.

    MAGO: And strong underarm hair but you'll have to wait to see that one.

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  5. CyberPete2:24 AM, November 13, 2008

    I do, but not wearing nelly pink tutus and synchronized swimmer makeup.

    Especially the makeup freaks me out.

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  6. BEAST2:33 AM, November 13, 2008

    Dorset poofs night at Cafe C ???

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  7. BEAST2:34 AM, November 13, 2008

    Is the freakishly tall dancer in pic 1 IVD ??

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  8. Miss Smuggersham2:38 AM, November 13, 2008

    I like this idea - it's really the female parts in the traditional ballets that are the more interesting - why shouldn't drag queeny dancers get a go?

    Bravo!

    But then, I am a big fan of cross dressing.

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  9. Ginro2:50 AM, November 13, 2008

    MJ, I thought I told you that was a private set of photographs, and for your eyes only. I didn't want everyone else knowing what I got up to in my spare time.
    At least you didn't show the one of me doing the pas de deux whilst wearing a tutu. Demmed uncomfortable dontcha know.

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  10. Old Knudsen2:50 AM, November 13, 2008

    They must be Slavs.

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  11. Anonymous2:55 AM, November 13, 2008

    Mexicans.

    "AYAYAYayayayaayayyyy Dolores ..."

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  12. Inexplicable DeVice3:37 AM, November 13, 2008

    Beast! Ssshhhhhh! You promised not to give away my secret!

    I love the expression on faux (but real) man in pic #2.

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  13. The Mistress7:26 AM, November 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: I do, but not wearing nelly pink tutus and synchronized swimmer makeup.

    You don't know how funny that sounds coming from the man who wears eye glitter and high heels.

    BEAST: Dorset poofs night at Cafe C ??

    Are you referring to Rubber Duck Homo Night at Cafe C?

    Is the freakishly tall dancer in pic 1 IVD ??

    Who else could it be?

    T-BIRD: I am a big fan of cross dressing.

    Good because I'd like to see you in a suit and tie with a moustache.

    GINRO: I didn't want everyone else knowing what I got up to in my spare time.

    I promise not to release the video of you cake-farting.

    KNUDSEN: They must be Slavs.

    Franconians, actually.

    MAGO: See comment to Knudsen.

    You're an odd race.

    IVD: I love the expression on faux (but real) man in pic #2.

    It's begging to have CyberPoof Photoshop that pic of you with your tongue lolling out.

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  14. Anonymous8:49 AM, November 13, 2008

    But, but, but, why?

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  15. Ponita in Real Life8:52 AM, November 13, 2008

    They all have great legs, though!

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  16. LẌ10:33 AM, November 13, 2008

    I am anxiously awaiting the Grand Pas d'action scene.




    PS: Yay, little trash cans are back!

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  17. The Mistress10:43 AM, November 13, 2008

    FAMULUS: Why, you ask?

    Because Infomaniac is dedicated to bringing you top notch entertainment.

    More bang for your buck.

    PONYGIRL: *enter ZZ Top*

    “She’s got legs, she knows how to use them”

    XL: I’m convinced we’re the only two people in the Blogosphere who noticed the missing trash cans.

    Do you suppose aliens are responsible?

    Are we the chosen ones?

    *bolts doors and windows*

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  18. FirstNations10:52 AM, November 13, 2008

    what evil wizard is to blame for this version of coppelia? seigfried or roy?

    *grand jette, twirl, aaaaaaaand LEAP into orchestra pit*

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  19. INNER VOICES11:24 AM, November 13, 2008

    ummm... is there something wrong with these photos?

    *scratches head and doesnt get it...

    arent all dancers "that way"...

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  20. The Mistress11:31 AM, November 13, 2008

    NATIONS: Coppélia…

    Is that a ballet about Donn Coppens?

    *grand pliés over Nations’ face*

    VOICES: *tries to channel spirit of Vaslav Nijinksy for the answer*

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  21. Jenny11:33 AM, November 13, 2008

    Old K says Slavs, I was going to say Russian Men. Or maybe woman. Hard to tell with all of the testosterone they take.

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  22. The Mistress11:44 AM, November 13, 2008

    BOXER: Vahtevah do you mean, dahlink?

    *covers Adam's apple*

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  23. Prunella Jones11:54 AM, November 13, 2008

    Are they doing the lambada? Now I think I know why they call it the forbidden dance.

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  24. CyberPete11:55 AM, November 13, 2008

    Now, now, don't get personal mmmm'kay?

    I don't wear sychonized swimming makeup and pink tutus though.

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  25. The Mistress12:02 PM, November 13, 2008

    PRU: They can actually do a good LIMBO as they’re all flat-chested and can fit under the bar.

    Well, as long as they don’t get, um, “excited”.

    CYBERPOOF: Can you smile underwater?

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  26. CyberPete12:21 PM, November 13, 2008

    No. I can't even force myself to open my eyes underwater.

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  27. eroswings12:30 PM, November 13, 2008

    Oh, my. I suppose they're gearing up for the Nutcracker!

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  28. eroswings12:56 PM, November 13, 2008

    They put the ball in ballet!

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  29. INNER VOICES1:16 PM, November 13, 2008

    the manling in the top photo with the red corset does look a bit like marylin manson... huh...

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  30. Ponita in Real Life2:31 PM, November 13, 2008

    A little more muscle-y than Marilyn Manson, though... now he's a creepy guy....yikes.

    I used to be able to pirouette...

    *twirls around and bounces off wall*

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  31. Jenny2:47 PM, November 13, 2008

    They have big hands too.

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  32. INNER VOICES2:53 PM, November 13, 2008

    ponygirl, so is the picture a before or after shot?

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  33. Ponita in Real Life3:08 PM, November 13, 2008

    Um.... which, uh, picture are you referring too?

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  34. savannah3:19 PM, November 13, 2008

    i'm back, sugar! ;-)
    xoxoxoxo

    ballet trocadero, right?

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  35. INNER VOICES3:54 PM, November 13, 2008

    pony girl...the one with the marylin look-a-like!

    *wonders if pony girl is related to suzanne from the voices blog*


    where the hell is mj today? off working no doubt...

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  36. Frobisher4:18 PM, November 13, 2008

    Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies

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  37. The Mistress4:33 PM, November 13, 2008

    CYBERPOOF: Let me help you with that.

    *dunks head under water*

    EROS: Right on both counts.

    VOICES & PONYGIRL: Carry on.

    Just pretend I’m not here (which I wasn’t).

    BOXER: Big hands?

    Which can only mean one thing!

    SAVANNAH: Woohoo! You’re back! I’ll pop over after work tonight.

    Yeah, those are the Trocks but they’re moonlighting as the Infomaniac Dancers.

    VOICES: I’m trying to get some work done here!

    FROBI: Yes, speaking of nutcracking.

    How exactly is it that you know that their plums are sweet?

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  38. INNER VOICES4:43 PM, November 13, 2008

    sooo... thursday is a workday for you then?

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  39. Ginro5:46 PM, November 13, 2008

    Big hands don't mean that much really. Kate Beckinsale has big hands but she's as womanly as they co...are.

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  40. Manuel7:56 PM, November 13, 2008

    ha! and I used to do ballet.....so I like em...

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  41. The Mistress9:31 PM, November 13, 2008

    VOICES: Not necessarily.

    Every week is different.

    GINRO: I’ll have to conduct some personal research on the matter.

    MANUEL: You like "em"?...

    As in Emanuel?

    As in Rahm Emanuel?

    Because he was a ballet dancer too!

    Hey, there’s a “Manuel” in Emanuel!

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  42. CSI Seattle10:06 PM, November 13, 2008

    Man! And I do mean Man, that's a good looking group.

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  43. The Mistress10:16 PM, November 13, 2008

    CSI: Damn tootin'.

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  44. Miss Smuggersham8:06 AM, November 14, 2008

    Can I paint on the moustache with boot polish and go with a Dietrich suit?

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  45. The Mistress10:26 AM, November 14, 2008

    T-BIRD: Just don't try to kiss me or it will stain.

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  46. jason11:20 AM, January 30, 2010

    Well, I'll be!
    I guess you were backstage cracking the whip and supplying the Nair then? How'd I miss you??

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  47. The Mistress11:24 AM, January 30, 2010

    JASON: Well, I'll be!
    I guess you were backstage cracking the whip and supplying the Nair then? How'd I miss you??

    Waxing emergency.

    Enough said.

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