If you’ve visited Ellie this week, you’ll know that she has a video camera set up in her bedroom.
It turns out that she’s been filming her late night sexcapades with Old Knudsen!
Ellie, darlin’. Have you learned nothing from all the celebrity sex tape scandals?
Were the follies of Rob Lowe; Pamela Anderson/Bret Michaels/Tommy Lee; Paris Hilton/Rick Salomon; Abi Titmuss/John Leslie, and Ulrika Jonsson/Stan Collymore not warning enough for you?
Their undercover antics on film were all leaked to the public.
And so it is with you and Old Knudsen.
I have obtained the “leaked” stills from the Pee Party video and present them here for your titillation.
For personal reasons, Ellie and Knudsen’s faces have been Photoshopped to resemble other people entirely, as their old Irish mams read this blog.
Ellie, having put a damper on the festivities, forces Knudsen to move the action to the bathroom…
Get your order in now at the Knudsen Shop for the soon-to-be-released DVD.
I was hoping at least one of them would be peeing into Old Knudsens cap.
ReplyDeleteI hope Ellie doesnt have to get the bus home
Are you taking the piss?
ReplyDeleteAh hah haa! It looks like David BoreAnus is part of this filthsome post too - He must've been in the bath for a while as it's nearly full!
ReplyDeleteI hope CyberPetra likes watersports?
ewwwwwwww...yuckkkkkkk...grody to the max (this is the only time in my life i have used this saying)...wtf was i thinking...i know better than to visit on friday morning first thing...*slaps self on forehead*
ReplyDeleteyou're right, sugar...too bad OK won't get to see this! i damn sure wish i hadn't *slapping self on forehead a la daisy*
ReplyDeletexox
Remember to water shrubs on top as well as at the roots. Apparently, they like an overhead shower in the evenings. So does Chuck Berry, allegedly.
ReplyDeleteUm ew?
ReplyDelete*rushes off to vomit*
BEAST: Knudsen’s cap was pee-stained long ago.
ReplyDeleteThat’s what makes it so desirable to Anonymous Boxer.
KNUDSEN: Are you blogging from prison?
Last time I saw you, the peelers had hold of you.
IVD: CyberPetra is reaching for his snorkel as we speak.
DAISY: “Grody to the max”?
Donn used that expression recently too.
Is it undergoing a revival?
Gag me with a spoon if it is.
SAVANNAH: I’d slap you on the arse if you’d hold still long enough.
BETTY: Is that what Chuck was referring to when he sang, “Go Johnny, go”?
CYBERPOOF: Just make sure you vomit on your own blog, not here.
Oooops! Sorry MJ, I couldn't make it.
ReplyDeleteYou should really clean that up because it already started smelling really bad
If this doesn't 'piss off' the Censors then nothing will.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is wrong with these 'pee'ople?
'Depends' if 'urine' to it I suppose...
are you born a 'whiz kid' or is it environment?
I guess they just want to 'Potty' like it's 1999 and go 'weeee weeee' all the way home.
*shudders
Now I need a shower!
CYBERPOOF: *seethes*
ReplyDeleteDONN: "Spend a penny" to think on this...
Why is American beer served cold?
So you can tell it from urine.
Why couldn't you have done a post with someone sexy?
ReplyDeleteOr in other words, when do you get over your fixation with ugly fat hairy men (and women) ?
CYBERPOOF: There are thousands of blogs you can visit that show sexy fit people.
ReplyDeleteInfomaniac is filling the ugly fat hairy men niche.
BITCHES: Due to a work deadline (again!), I may be absent from the playground for the next several hours.
I ask you all to behave yourselves and treat my blog with the utmost respect until my return.
Please refrain from peeing in my plants (Voices) or wiping your filthy knob (Beast) on my curtains.
Adieu.
*looks around and pees into the back of mjs toilet, filling it up with her favorite golden goodness*
ReplyDeleteam I the only one to notice that the tub surround in pee-boy #2's venue has seen more than one episode of this sort? FOR GODS SAKE MAN SCRUB THE TILE EW.
ReplyDeleteyes, that grosses me out more than the squirty ween. I have a grandson. squirty weens have lost their ability to shock me.
*looks around furtively, pees down the back of mj's couch, leaves*
ReplyDeleteFN EWWWWW Why did you have to mention that
ReplyDelete*gags*
Talk about late for my own funeral ...... been tied up with Knudsen all day but that's another fetish altogether. ;)
ReplyDeleteAt least it wasn't chocolate rain.
ReplyDeleteThat first pic: The housekeepers are going to be pissed off when they clean the room the next morning!
ReplyDeleteVOICES: I’ll make you wear the French maid’s uniform and scrub the toilet.
ReplyDeleteOn all fours!
NATIONS: Household hint: An old toothbrush makes a great grout remover.
But I’ll never get these pee stains out, damn you!
And it smells like asparagus.
CYBERPOOF: There’s no use talking to Nations.
She just does as she damn well pleases.
ELLIE: Your own funeral?
Well, we all know how Knudsen likes his weemen to lie still.
T-BIRD: You Aussies keep your bizarre fetishes Down Under where they belong.
We don’t need to know.
EROS: While Voices is wearing the French maid’s uniform, he might as well do the clean-up.
What in heaven's name are they drinking to make their pee so thick and discusting?
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