Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Olga, the Traveling Bra

Meet Olga, the Traveling Bra!

Olga is the world’s first and ONLY traveling bra.

And you thought The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts were the only item of travelling apparel.

This lacy, black little number even has a passport…

Here’s what Olga has to say:

My dream is to travel around to wherever life, and FedEx, leads me...
hopefully providing a little humor and inspiration along the way, because the way I see it; everyone could use a little lift nowadays.Don’t you?

So far, Olga’s been to England, France, Aruba and numerous states in the USA.

Let’s have a peek at her photo album…

Olga in England

Mammories of Maui

Olga gets lucky at the blackjack table in Vegas

Born to be wild: Biker chick Olga at the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally

After a few too many Bloody Marys, Olga falls in with a bad crowd in Petaluma, California

Olga temporarily goes missing, a bra-napping is suspected, but all ends well and Olga is back on the road

Right now, Olga’s just busting to start her “Grand Canadian Tour” this summer. I feel uplifted just thinking about it!

Wouldn’t it be fabulous if one day Olga, the Traveling Bra met up with The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts?

For now we’ll say ta-ta to Olga but let’s hope we see her again soon. In fact, if we’re lucky, Olga herself may stop by later today to say hello in the comments!

You can stay abreast of all Olga’s exciting globe-trotting adventures by clicking here.

Note: Thanks to Random Chick who introduced me to Olga.


  1. Awesome link MJ!!! Really enjoyed it - Olga gets around alright. I've always thought about running Bay to Breakers sometime, and the photo series sure didn't change anything in my little brain :-)

  2. I always forget - YAYYYY first! :-)

  3. Can you imagine the horror if Olga and TFGES met up and *really* got on together: Vile green velour panties with a built in cup, or nasty boob-tubes edged in tiny little bells!

  4. Woo-Hoo!!! My cups are too kind! :) As for the Freakin Green Elf Shorts....heck YES I wanna meet 'em! I think we'd make a hellava pair, dont you?
    Thanks again for your support...looking supporting YOU someday!

  5. Hmmmm, I didn't think of THAT! But I've dealt with some pretty big boobs I think I can handle TFGES! ;)

  6. NWT: You should team up with Inner Voices. He just ran that race and posted pics of it too.

    I don’t do running. I’ve never seen the point of it, really.

    You and Voices could run and carry me along in my sedan chair.

    IVD: Why must you make everything sound so sordid?

    OLGA: We’re so pleased you could attend your grand debut on Infomaniac!

    When our Grand Dame, er, I mean our Great Dane (that’s CyberPete) holds the next Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Competition, I’ll let you know.

    Who knows? Perhaps you and TFGES are destined to be together.

    *begins planning the seating arrangements for the big day*

  7. Olga best avoid my place at the moment , one of the boys will be cavortng in it before long

  8. I suggest we have a whip round so that Olga can afford a pair of breast implants to accompany her on her perambulations.

  9. A bra that can use a keyboard and manages to avoid ending up in the lost luggage while travelling. A superbra, in other words.

  10. Has Olga got blogger's nipple yet?

    OK, it's an old one but it's all I've got.

  11. Oh gawd I HAVE that bra or possibly her twin sister in my drawer at this exact moment.

  12. BEAST: A word to Olga…

    Olga, go on and visit Beast for tea as he’s holding his Jane Austin Book Club for Transvestites.

    Mind the biscuits are a bit soggy though.

    If any of the boys try to nab you, just pull their wig off.

    Oh, and Beast also has solar glow boobs in his garden!

    GARFY: It would be nice if she had someone to accompany her.

    I doubt that she’ll ever get her cousin, Frank the Sedentary Jockstrap to get up off his arse.

    BETTY: And she travels in style!

    GEOFF: Did you ever clear up YOUR blogger’s nipple?

    You were the first blogger to get it, weren’t you?

  13. LOST: Not only that but you've commented at the exact moment as me!

    Note to IVD: STC alert!

  14. Dare I ask....what's Bloggers Nipple?!? Do you have a photo of that MJ?

  15. BOXER: Put your head back in Old Knudsen's lap for a nap.

    OLGA: I think we should let Geoff answer that.

    If he's got over the chafing.

  16. HEY, very cool to see Olga on the world's filthiest's about time!

    Now, I've got to investigate these traveling Green Elf Shorts...let's get these two garments together for a few shots and see what happens! Yeeeouch!

  17. I don't have a photo of blogger's nipple but it's very similar to jogger's nipple in that it's caused by repetitive friction. For long blogging sessions it's best to keep a jar of petroleum jelly handy.

  18. RANDOM: I would prefer if you didn’t offer The Shorts shots.

    You see, The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts have a drinking problem.

    GEOFF: I have a similar problem.

    Blogger’s arse.

    Hand me that jelly, would you?

  19. Sordid? It must have come from the company I keep...

    I'll see if I can find you a proximity alarm for these STC incursions. They seem to be happening with alarming regularity!

  20. How the fuck did Olga get hold of my bra? The beasts have now been released.

  21. IVD: I’d like to see Olga peek-a-booing out from under your jaunty striped sailor outfit with a pair of high heels.

    I’m sure you’d be a hit down at the docks.

    TATAS: Olga is not your bra.

    Olga does not have F cups.

  22. i'm always late to the party, i'll have to check out olgas pics! she was kind enough to stop by the voices and say hello...

  23. VOICES: Check out "Orange Guy" in her Bay to Breakers pics and be glad you weren't stuck behind him in the race.

  24. Frank the Sedentary Jock Strap would have to be my new favourite thing in the entire world.

  25. i wonder if olga's met my cousin lilyette? xox

  26. Well whaddaya know...liquor goes right through me I think TFGES & I really MUST hook up! I'll invite Frank the Sedentary Jock Strap to join us! (hic!)
    And GAWD NO!...I am not an F cup....I am merely a 36DD.
    Oh, and Thanks for clearing up Bloggers Nipple for me Geoff...I will warn my blog-mistress...I don't think she types with her nipples, but it's good to take precautions.
    Hi RC!

  27. ooo, too bad, olga! you'd barely make a pair of yamulke for my bad girls!

  28. T-BIRD: Does Frank remind you of an old boyfriend?

    SAVANNAH: Lillyette?

    She’s more like a big sister, isn’t she?

    OLGA: What a splendid idea!

    I think we should all try typing with our nipples for a day.

    NATIONS: Or a couple of tiny fezzes.

  29. Olga: Wanna swap? You can have my 38FF any time.

  30. SUZANNE: *suggests Suzanne return on Friday, when she'll get a mouthful*

  31. Olga is pa-recious. As is Random Chick.

    This small little world we live in.... Random turned me on to you.


  32. DIVA: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    Random warned you not to come here but did you listen?