Thursday, December 06, 2007

New Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts!

Eroswings, pictured below in Texas, did a grand job of hosting the latest Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition.

But the time has come for The Shorts to move on to their new home, back in England again, with …


How the did THAT happen? Has the world gone MAD?!

We’ll NEVER get the stench and stains out of The Shorts once Tatas gets her filthy mitts on them.

And can you imagine the POSE?

*faints from the ho-rror of it all*

*but not before posting her winning caption…*

"Them elf shorts they don't fit,
He needs to use them to cover his bits.
He holds on to his hat as the wind picks up,
For hours he'll be getting sand out from his butt."


  1. We'll never hear the end of this.

  2. i'm happy for you, tatas.

    *slaps mj in the gob with a hockey stick*

  3. MAIDY: Since today is "National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women" here in Canuckistan, I’ll ask you to hold off with the hockey stick ‘til tomorrow.

  4. Booty Street..
    c'mon that's awesome.
    That parkade must be "bizzay" at night!

  5. HE: Doesn't he put you in mind of Joe Buck from Midnight Cowboy?

  6. HE: That parkade was built over a pay by the hour motel and semi abandoned buildings that were "bizzay" 24/7...

    MJ: Would it be wrong if I admitted a fascination with Angelina Jolie?

  7. BINGOWINGS: I see that you take MasterCard.

  8. Fine.

    *gives her two finger salute instead*

  9. Maidy: Get the hockey stick now and beat the bitch.