Thursday, December 06, 2007

Happy Birthday, Homo Escapeons!

Sing along...

You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child
When you were only startin' to go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little girls wild.
And when it came to winning blue ribboms
You must have shown the other kids how.
I can see the judges' eyes as they handed you the prize
You must have made the cutest bow.
You must've been a beautiful baby
'Cause baby look at you NOW.

Happy 50th birthday to HE (Homo Escapeons): one hell of a Canucklehead.


  1. Thank You my little Canuckistani Princess.

    You have been a wonderful mentor since day one. Thanks to you, I have come to realise that it is permissable to disseminate false information, alter photographs, ridicule opponents and naysayers, dismantle any social convention that interferes with your own belief system or agitates my personal code of ethics or lack thereof.

    This freedom of expression was built on the backs of brave souls like you, the storm troopers of the blogosphere.

    I cannot ever fully repay you for granting me license to break free from the shackles of the social mores that strangle us in this nation of seething, passive/aggressive, human time-bombs.

    You are a bona fide Mensch-ette.


  2. TATAS: HE will be thrilled that the new winner of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts has deigned to stop by and leave birthday greetings.

    GARFY: Putting the “grim” in the Brothers Grimm.

    GEOFF: And still going strong with over 30 years of putting the pedal to progressive metal.

    HE: Long may you run.

  3. Well I hope he has a great day.

    God them shorts have been near you.

  4. I'm not commenting any further until those twats at Blogger allow us to link our site to our name again.

    Fucking idiots.

    Is this their way to force everyone into signing up for Blogger accounts?

    I suspect there are going to be a lot less people commenting soon.

  5. P&T ~ Whinge. Whinge. Whinge.

    MJ ~ Hello again Bitch

  6. TATAS: Better you getting The Shorts after me than ME getting The Shorts after YOU.

    PIGGY: Shut the fuck up and comment or I'll put up my picket sign and refuse to post until you return to commenting on my blog.

    Blogger has other technical glitches at the moment as well so get over it and comment.

    The least you could have done was wish HE a happy birthday.

    Selfish cunt.

    Would it make you feel better if I put your link on my Blogroll in flashing neon Crimbo lights?

    SID: Aren't they a couple of moaners?

    Hello again, filthy Irish hooer.

  7. Piggy: You whinge as much as you want.

    MJ: I'd hate to see what's latch on to the shorts after you wore them. BITCH

  8. Happy Birthday HE!

    Frightful wig you've got there. Go to the same wig shop as Frobi, did you?

  9. TATAS: I’ll point out my special stain for you if you like.

    IVD: They buy their wigs here.

  10. You're not impying they're dogs, are you MJ?

  11. IVD: Unlike you, not everyone is a bitch.

  12. 50 yrs old. Hrmm, so you are a half a century?

  13. WAITRESS: HE is indeed half a century.

    We should all look so good in a cheap wig at that age.

  14. For HE's a jolly good fellow
    For HE's a jolly good fellow
    For HE's a jolly good fellow
    Which nobody can deny
    Which nobody can deny
    Which nobody can deny
    For HE's a jolly good fellow
    For HE's a jolly good fellow
    For HE's a jolly good fellow
    Which nobody can deny!

    #Caption: Britney Spears practices dance moves for upcoming tour.#

  15. *breaks pledge not to comment on Blogger blogs this one time only*


    Where's my slice of cake?

    Did you have enough breath in your lungs to blow out the candles?

    *reinstates pledge*

    *silently kicks mj in the cunt*

  16. BINGOWINGS: And so say all of us.

    Don’t give up your day job.

    WAITRESS: It’s a little known fact that Canadian men are hot.

    *tosses Waitress an absorbent towel*

    PIGGY: As today is "National Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence Against Women" here in Canuckistan, I’ll ask you to refrain from kicking me in the cunt until tomorrow.

  17. FN: In HE's case, the carpet doesn't match the curtains.

  18. Tatas, Inexplicable Device, Upset Waitress, Eroswings, Piggy & Tazzy, You are all so very kind to have put aside your your scathing verbal assaults on our dear, sweet innocent, precious, little, MJ..((sniff))
    You can be heroes,
    just for one day.


    OK Now I am getting the hell out of the way and hightailing it back into the hills so that the unrelenting torment of our hostess can resume...
    *HE yoinks the white flag off of the pole and runs like hell..

  19. HE: The pole in question for Filthy Friday?


  20. I'm a hero too, on top of getting the shorts.

    *wipes away a tear*


    That's that over and done with, how's the hangover ye ole fart?